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Reply #16 on: June 05, 2019, 03:12:04 PM
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/ketchup-battery-578926
 
Man Arrested For Domestic
Ketchup Battery


UNE 4--A Florida Man is facing a domestic battery rap after allegedly covering his sleeping girlfriend in ketchup, court records show.

Investigators say Peter Wagman, 37, and his 41-year-old girlfriend have recently “been in arguments over infidelity by the victim.” The couple, who live in Pinellas Park,  have been together for 11 years.

At around 4:45 AM Sunday, cops report, the victim awoke “to ketchup being poured on her by” Wagman, who was yelling, “That’s what you get, bitch.”

When police arrived at the residence, they found the woman “covered in ketchup.” Wagman denied the condiment attack, though a patrolman noted that “he has ketchup on the right side of his pants.”

Wagman, who was released yesterday from the county jail, had pleaded not guilty to the misdemeanor domestic battery count. A judge has ordered him to have no contact with the victim.

Both Wagman and his girlfriend have previously been arrested for battering each other, though charges in those separate cases were eventually dropped by prosecutors. In April, the woman was busted after allegedly striking Wagman as they argued in their residence. During that dispute, cops noted, the couple “took turns writing on their bed, and carving their names into the bed.”

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Reply #17 on: June 05, 2019, 04:43:28 PM



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Reply #18 on: June 05, 2019, 06:08:34 PM
Psychos are always the best sex partners, but then you have to live with them the other 23 hours, 55 minutes of the day.

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Reply #19 on: June 05, 2019, 06:15:14 PM
Psychos are always the best sex partners, but then you have to live with them the other 23 hours, 55 minutes of the day.

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Reply #20 on: June 05, 2019, 06:25:51 PM
Psychos are always the best sex partners, but then you have to live with them the other 23 hours, 55 minutes of the day.

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It also works the other way.... 23 hours and 25 minutes he treats you like a queen.  Those other 35 minutes of the day you're nothing but a his sex toy he doesn't respect one bit.  And some people are dumb enough to stay with guys like that.  I was.

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Reply #21 on: June 05, 2019, 06:31:25 PM
Psychos are always the best sex partners, but then you have to live with them the other 23 hours, 55 minutes of the day.

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It also works the other way.... 23 hours and 25 minutes he treats you like a queen.  Those other 35 minutes of the day you're nothing but a his sex toy he doesn't respect one bit.  And some people are dumb enough to stay with guys like that.  I was.

45 minutes for a sex toy.   :emot_laughing:



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Reply #22 on: June 05, 2019, 06:33:16 PM
Hey, psychos need love too!  At least they found each other.  Now, there's a risk of one of them finding someone sane to victimize.

{All of that was facetious, just FYI}

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Reply #26 on: August 21, 2019, 12:21:48 AM

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Reply #27 on: August 21, 2019, 12:27:43 AM

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Reply #28 on: August 25, 2019, 05:39:50 AM
I remember a YouTube post about a guy that tied his balls off with bubber bands, then removed his balls by himself.  He filmed the process step by step.  I'm sure it has been removed by now.



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