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Reply #30 on: October 24, 2019, 03:06:35 PM
Florida man arrested for having sex with stuffed 'Olaf' at Target

Is that what they mean by “snow balls”?  

Meanwhile, in other news...

Naked Florida man covered in Vaseline streaks through mall and takes a dump in cash register

The Florida man was screaming profanities and how Elizabeth Warren was going to tax him to death.
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Reply #31 on: February 05, 2020, 03:08:27 PM
Two men arrested for carrying a bagful of drugs in a bag marked Bag of Drugs
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https://www.thepostmillennial.com/men-arrested-for-carrying-drugs-in-bag-labelled-bag-full-of-drugs/



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Reply #32 on: February 05, 2020, 05:31:27 PM
I've long enjoyed Carl  Hiaasen's zany novels about inept criminals, usually set in Florida. Lots of laughs.

Now I know where his ideas come from...he just reads the paper. :D

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Reply #33 on: February 10, 2020, 06:56:56 AM
https://www.firstcoastnews.com/article/news/crime/suspect-arrested-charged-after-reportedly-driving-van-into-republican-tent-in-walmart-parking-lot/77-7424cb8d-e9dc-415f-a5fa-ff8fd369f33e

Florida man uses ISIS tactic, drives a van thru a Voter Registration Tent.




I looked for the original Florida Man thread, was unable to locate.
I trust a KB Moderator will see this post, and put it into the Florida Man
thread, if that thread remains viable today. TY
Yes still viable.  Toe merged your post with original thread. - Jules
« Last Edit: February 10, 2020, 04:44:51 PM by MintJulie »

Some people are like the 'slinky'. Not really good for much, but they bring a smile to your face as they fall down stairs.


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Reply #34 on: February 17, 2020, 02:44:43 AM
Florida Man takes Trump cutout for support during dialysis.
 

https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2020/02/15/trump-cardboard-cutout-dialysis-treatment/

And since I mentioned Donald Trump, in the thread about Guns, there is a pic marked Exit Stage Left with an arrow pointing to Stage Right.
Didn't want to get into that thread. Hope you all understand.



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Reply #35 on: February 17, 2020, 03:11:31 PM

Sometimes perfection can be... perfect hell.


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Reply #36 on: February 17, 2020, 03:37:02 PM

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          You might not know this, but I have a thing for Tom Brady.  #TB12


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Reply #37 on: February 17, 2020, 03:44:27 PM
there is a pic marked Exit Stage Left with an arrow pointing to Stage Right.
Didn't want to get into that thread. Hope you all understand.


Don’t worry about that my lovely dusky girl.  I’m sure there’s a broom closet back stage.  I’ll just pull you into that for a couple hours until any ruckus dissipates.  Although it will probably get noisy in the closet.



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Reply #38 on: February 19, 2020, 06:34:49 PM


"Sometimes the best things in life are a hot girl and a cold beer."



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Reply #39 on: October 11, 2020, 03:39:32 AM



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Reply #40 on: June 16, 2021, 06:22:33 PM