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Similar to the game Sex and Dinner - a sentence for both.....


What might you say to a baby or toddler, that you might also say to a drunk friend?





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Reply #1 on: August 22, 2020, 01:22:03 PM

We go pee pee in the toilet, not in our pants.

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Reply #2 on: August 22, 2020, 02:35:41 PM
The obvious that I've said to several friends, and my niece.

stop lifting your dress/skirt

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Reply #3 on: August 22, 2020, 03:35:58 PM
You need to wash your hands after touching that...

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Reply #4 on: August 22, 2020, 05:08:51 PM


stop lifting your dress


Keep that up young lady, and I’ll put you to bed.



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Reply #5 on: August 22, 2020, 08:46:00 PM
Please take your hands out of your pants.

You keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about.

I am not playing that song again. We have heard it 15 times. Put on your pants.

Please hold my hand in the parking lot. I don’t want you to get hit by a car.

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Reply #6 on: August 23, 2020, 03:45:00 AM
Get down from there or you'll fall off and break something

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Reply #7 on: August 23, 2020, 05:13:52 AM
Don't run down the stairs!

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Reply #8 on: September 02, 2020, 05:42:34 AM
Are you crazy, of course you cant drive

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Reply #9 on: September 02, 2020, 03:32:09 PM
Of course, being a father, this is an obvious one for me:

Put your pants on, or you won't be going out!

And also:

Get that out of your mouth, now!

...Although, are they just things you say to toddlers, not also drunk friends?

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Reply #10 on: September 03, 2020, 01:00:10 PM
No, you've had more than enough.



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Reply #11 on: September 18, 2020, 12:40:24 AM
Don't touch that!



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Reply #12 on: September 18, 2020, 01:11:32 AM
No you can't play with that, it's not yours

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Reply #13 on: September 18, 2020, 01:47:06 AM
Keep your clothes on!

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Reply #14 on: September 18, 2020, 03:03:29 PM
Do not run with scissors.