KRISTEN'S BOARD
KB - a better class of pervert

News:

Things you might say to a toddler, or a drunk friend?

MintJulie · 1309

« previous next »
Pages: 1 2   Go Down

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Online MintJulie

  • ~. Version Number 9.15.0 ~
  • Super Freak
  • Burnt at the stake
  • ******
    • Posts: 10,536
    • Woos/Boos: +1750/-22
    • Gender: Female
  • Madame Sheriff
on: August 22, 2020, 01:21:15 PM
Similar to the game Sex and Dinner - a sentence for both.....


What might you say to a baby or toddler, that you might also say to a drunk friend?





.
          You might not know this, but I have a thing for Tom Brady (and Bill Clinton)
Version 9.15
POY 2016

Online MintJulie

  • ~. Version Number 9.15.0 ~
  • Super Freak
  • Burnt at the stake
  • ******
    • Posts: 10,536
    • Woos/Boos: +1750/-22
    • Gender: Female
  • Madame Sheriff
Reply #1 on: August 22, 2020, 01:22:03 PM

We go pee pee in the toilet, not in our pants.

.
          You might not know this, but I have a thing for Tom Brady (and Bill Clinton)
Version 9.15
POY 2016

Online Shiela_M

  • POY 2020, 2021, & 2022
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 5,753
    • Woos/Boos: +2946/-6
    • Gender: Female
  • I said it's weird, not that I wouldn't do it.
Reply #2 on: August 22, 2020, 02:35:41 PM
The obvious that I've said to several friends, and my niece.

stop lifting your dress/skirt


Offline watcher1

  • POY 2010
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 16,746
    • Woos/Boos: +1603/-56
    • Gender: Male
  • Gentleman Pervert
Reply #3 on: August 22, 2020, 03:35:58 PM
You need to wash your hands after touching that...

Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.

Offline Jed_

  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 4,824
    • Woos/Boos: +413/-12
    • Gender: Male
  • I really am a demon that defiles helpless girls
    • Forbidden Forced Fantasy
Reply #4 on: August 22, 2020, 05:08:51 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on August 22, 2020, 02:35:41 PM


stop lifting your dress


Keep that up young lady, and I’ll put you to bed.


_priapism

  • Guest
Reply #5 on: August 22, 2020, 08:46:00 PM
Please take your hands out of your pants.

You keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about.

I am not playing that song again. We have heard it 15 times. Put on your pants.

Please hold my hand in the parking lot. I don’t want you to get hit by a car.

Yes, those are boobies, but it’s not nice to stare at them.
« Last Edit: August 22, 2020, 10:28:41 PM by ToeinH2O »


Online Shiela_M

  • POY 2020, 2021, & 2022
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 5,753
    • Woos/Boos: +2946/-6
    • Gender: Female
  • I said it's weird, not that I wouldn't do it.
Reply #6 on: August 23, 2020, 03:45:00 AM
Get down from there or you'll fall off and break something


ChirpingGirl

  • Guest
Reply #7 on: August 23, 2020, 05:13:52 AM
Don't run down the stairs!

 :roll:


Online Shiela_M

  • POY 2020, 2021, & 2022
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 5,753
    • Woos/Boos: +2946/-6
    • Gender: Female
  • I said it's weird, not that I wouldn't do it.
Reply #8 on: September 02, 2020, 05:42:34 AM
Are you crazy, of course you cant drive


Offline Army of One

  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 1,330
    • Woos/Boos: +192/-2
    • Gender: Male
Reply #9 on: September 02, 2020, 03:32:09 PM
Of course, being a father, this is an obvious one for me:

Put your pants on, or you won't be going out!

And also:

Get that out of your mouth, now!

...Although, are they just things you say to toddlers, not also drunk friends?

Extinguishing the Flame is available on Amazon and supports Australian Bush fire relief.

Offline purpleshoes

  • Total freak
  • *****
    • Posts: 977
    • Woos/Boos: +429/-10
Reply #10 on: September 03, 2020, 01:00:10 PM
No, you've had more than enough.


Offline MrCasual

  • New Pervert
  • *
    • Posts: 17
    • Woos/Boos: +2/-0
    • Gender: Male
Reply #11 on: September 18, 2020, 12:40:24 AM
Don't touch that!


Online Shiela_M

  • POY 2020, 2021, & 2022
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 5,753
    • Woos/Boos: +2946/-6
    • Gender: Female
  • I said it's weird, not that I wouldn't do it.
Reply #12 on: September 18, 2020, 01:11:32 AM
No you can't play with that, it's not yours


ChirpingGirl

  • Guest
Reply #13 on: September 18, 2020, 01:47:06 AM
Keep your clothes on!

:roll:


Offline Littlebit

  • Co-POY 2019
  • Total freak
  • *****
    • Posts: 547
    • Woos/Boos: +411/-2
    • Gender: Female
  • Just a little bit
Reply #14 on: September 18, 2020, 03:03:29 PM
Do not run with scissors.


Online Shiela_M

  • POY 2020, 2021, & 2022
  • Burnt at the stake
  • *******
    • Posts: 5,753
    • Woos/Boos: +2946/-6
    • Gender: Female
  • I said it's weird, not that I wouldn't do it.
Reply #15 on: June 16, 2021, 03:32:15 AM
That bottle is empty, quick sucking on it.


Offline Sarah_1964

  • Deviant
  • ****
    • Posts: 385
    • Woos/Boos: +192/-1
    • Gender: Female
  • "Good in a team..."
Reply #16 on: July 18, 2021, 03:28:26 PM
Now you've gone and got that sticky mess all over me

Try me...

Offline Hoss

  • Total freak
  • *****
    • Posts: 631
    • Woos/Boos: +88/-2
    • Gender: Male
  • Desperate is not a sexual preference....
Reply #17 on: July 19, 2021, 04:35:47 AM
 :emot_clap: :emot_clap: :emot_clap:

Australian Kissing.....just like the French - but done "Down Under"...

Offline Asmodel

  • Freakishly Strange
  • ******
    • Posts: 1,161
    • Woos/Boos: +0/-1164
    • Gender: Male
Reply #18 on: August 01, 2021, 05:11:55 PM
Here, take this completely safe thing and give me that sharp object.


Offline seeker83

  • Deviant
  • ****
    • Posts: 328
    • Woos/Boos: +41/-1
    • Gender: Male
  • Don't be a nice guy, be yourself.
Reply #19 on: August 01, 2021, 05:22:28 PM
If you keep playing with that, it's going to get infected.


Pages: 1 2   Go Up
« previous next »