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Offline Army of One

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on: January 26, 2021, 02:07:45 AM
Concept's easy: add "Fucking" to the title of any book, film or TV show...at least to one that doesn't already have it (any media mentioning the town Fucking is exempt from this exception).

For example: Alice in Wonderland

Actually, excuse me while I reword this...

Four examples: Alice in Wonderland could become
  • Fucking Alice in Wonderland
  • Alice Fucking in Wonderland
  • Alice in Fucking Wonderland
  • Alice in Wonderland Fucking

Okay, your turn.

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Reply #1 on: January 26, 2021, 02:34:16 AM
Fucking The Drak Knight



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Reply #2 on: January 26, 2021, 02:54:35 AM
This is to easy!
"The Art of Fucking the Deal"
by Donald Trump :facepalm:

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Reply #3 on: January 26, 2021, 02:58:15 AM
I Get F*ing Wet


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Reply #4 on: January 26, 2021, 03:18:41 AM



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Reply #5 on: January 26, 2021, 06:31:32 AM
Friends Fucking
Fucking All in the Family
Fucking Lost
Fucking the Golden Girls
Fucking the Office
I Love Fucking Lucy
Mad Men Fucking
Sex and Fucking the City



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Reply #6 on: January 26, 2021, 06:55:22 AM
The Fucking Hunt for Red October
Meet John Fucking Doe
Ball of Fucking Fire
Close Fucking Encounters of the Third Kind



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Reply #7 on: January 26, 2021, 12:41:30 PM

Maybe stretching Ao1's idea a bit:-

Jane Austen's unpublished work "Fuck and Fuckability"

Netflix's forthcoming series "Better Fuck Saul"

James Bond's rejected idea for a film "You Only Fuck Twice"




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Reply #8 on: January 26, 2021, 01:36:48 PM
A stretch that provides us with underrated classics in literature. Good one, Obi.

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Reply #9 on: February 05, 2021, 02:06:32 PM
F@#$ing 300

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Reply #10 on: February 05, 2021, 02:15:27 PM
fucking when harry met sally
when fucking harry met sally
when harry fucking met sally
when harry met fucking sally
when harry met sally fucking



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Reply #11 on: February 06, 2021, 03:29:03 AM
F@#$ing 300
I believe, Shiela, that could be interpreted two ways: an exasperrated deal, or a pretty damn good gangbang.

Now, to toss up between Fucking the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, or The Lion, the Witch and the Fucking Wardrobe.

Or maybe I should take a leaf out of Shiela's book (ba-dum tish) and go with The Silver Fucking Chair.

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Reply #12 on: February 12, 2021, 04:37:33 PM
Love f@#$ing Actually

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Reply #13 on: February 12, 2021, 10:46:27 PM
Ecks vs Sever: Fucking Ballistic

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Reply #14 on: February 20, 2021, 02:03:35 PM
Deep Impact Fucking

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