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on: February 20, 2021, 06:40:02 PM
In light of us now being able to use emojis, I thought it would he fun to give this a try.  Those of us on phones create a phrase or statement using only emojis and other try to guess what is being said

Example:

😛🐱💦

The guess that MsSlave had was pretty close

Quote from: msslave on February 20, 2021, 02:42:49 PM
Lick pussy, it gets wet.


"he knew how to lick pussy" or "he got me off orally" would also be correct.

Also if you know of a better way to say something with emojis have a crack at it.

So let's try this out. Try to keep the first few simple

🍆📏😳
 
« Last Edit: February 20, 2021, 07:13:28 PM by Shiela_M »


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Reply #1 on: February 20, 2021, 07:10:35 PM
Ok so something messed up and the emojis changed to what is seen, try again.

🍆📏😳


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Reply #2 on: February 20, 2021, 07:37:25 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on February 20, 2021, 07:10:35 PM
Ok so something messed up and the emojis changed to what is seen, try again.

🍆📏😳


Too damn big.


🍑 🍆 😮

« Last Edit: February 21, 2021, 01:24:31 AM by ToeinH2O »


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Reply #3 on: February 20, 2021, 07:40:38 PM
Or just "he's huge"

Quote from: ToeinH2O on February 20, 2021, 07:37:25 PM

🍑 🍆 😮

In the butt

Along the same line

🐱🚫🍆🍑😱
« Last Edit: February 20, 2021, 08:13:02 PM by Shiela_M »


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Reply #4 on: February 20, 2021, 08:54:50 PM
Mine was “surprise anal.”


Yours is “use the pussy, no dick in the ass.”


How about...


📖🧴👋🍆💦


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Reply #5 on: February 20, 2021, 09:12:20 PM
Quote from: ToeinH2O on February 20, 2021, 08:54:50 PM
Mine was “surprise anal.”


Yours is “use the pussy, no dick in the ass.”


How about...


📖🧴👋🍆💦

I've used it to describe "he went in the wrong hole."

You've been reading My private time, but for you to observe again


⏱🍆💦☺️🍆💦😳🍆💦🥵⏱

Fyi, all the ones I've used so far, I have sent to friends


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Reply #6 on: February 20, 2021, 09:26:04 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M


⏱🍆💦☺️🍆💦😳🍆💦🥵⏱

Fyi, all the ones I've used so far, I have sent to friends

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Reply #7 on: February 20, 2021, 09:28:58 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on February 20, 2021, 09:12:20 PM
⏱🍆💦☺️🍆💦😳🍆💦🥵⏱
Hmmm...you're exhausted from fucking all day?

Oh boy, let's see...

😛🍆🐱😛

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Reply #8 on: February 20, 2021, 10:17:03 PM
"I can't take anymore, he's a machine"

Quote from: Army of One on February 20, 2021, 09:28:58 PM

😛🍆🐱😛

I would think 69


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Reply #9 on: February 20, 2021, 11:12:12 PM

This is hilarious. I think I could learn the Chinese language easier. 
I'm learning, but slowly.

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Reply #10 on: February 20, 2021, 11:57:35 PM
I’ll add a few more for the masturbation station


💺📖 🍺🧴👋🍆💦 🧻

« Last Edit: February 21, 2021, 01:21:03 AM by ToeinH2O »


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Reply #11 on: February 22, 2021, 01:13:47 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on February 20, 2021, 10:17:03 PM
"I can't take anymore, he's a machine"

Quote from: Army of One on February 20, 2021, 09:28:58 PM

😛🍆🐱😛

I would think 69
To be honest, after I put that up, I thought to myself, "Y'know, ♋ would've been easier to type."

Quote from: ToeinH2O on February 20, 2021, 11:57:35 PM
I’ll add a few more for the masturbation station


💺📖 🍺🧴👋🍆💦 🧻

This probably means, "Sit back, relax, crack open a cold one, and enjoy yourself."

Let's see if I can do another:

🍆➕😵

And MJ, you should give it a try yourself. Only way to learn is to get involved in the language. (Says the guy relearning Japanese for the third time.)

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Reply #12 on: February 22, 2021, 01:20:57 AM
I'm really hoping that doesn't mean impotence...

Beat your meat to death...

I'm kinda lost here.🤔


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Reply #13 on: February 22, 2021, 01:52:45 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on February 22, 2021, 01:20:57 AM
I'm really hoping that doesn't mean impotence...
Nah, I would've used ✖ for that instead of ➕.
Quote from: Shiela_M on February 22, 2021, 01:20:57 AM
Beat your meat to death...
That would've used 💦.
Quote from: Shiela_M on February 22, 2021, 01:20:57 AM
I'm kinda lost here.🤔
Hint: what could the plus mean?

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Reply #14 on: February 22, 2021, 03:40:00 AM
Quote from: Army of One on February 22, 2021, 01:13:47 AM

🍆➕😵

And MJ, you should give it a try yourself. Only way to learn is to get involved in the language. (Says the guy relearning Japanese for the third time.)

K, here goes:   The bald headed man is shocked at someone flashing their penis at him.

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Reply #15 on: February 22, 2021, 03:53:09 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on February 22, 2021, 03:40:00 AM
Quote from: Army of One on February 22, 2021, 01:13:47 AM

🍆➕😵

And MJ, you should give it a try yourself. Only way to learn is to get involved in the language. (Says the guy relearning Japanese for the third time.)

K, here goes:   The bald headed man is shocked at someone flashing their penis at him.

Oh, good guess.  Now I've got a new perspective.

The size scared him to death...?  Passed out from surprise perhaps.

Oh wait.  If that's supposed to be a dead guy... necrophiliac? 😳


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Reply #16 on: February 22, 2021, 04:06:30 AM
👴🏿💊🥃🍆😳








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Reply #17 on: February 22, 2021, 04:29:10 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on February 22, 2021, 03:53:09 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on February 22, 2021, 03:40:00 AM
Quote from: Army of One on February 22, 2021, 01:13:47 AM

🍆➕😵

And MJ, you should give it a try yourself. Only way to learn is to get involved in the language. (Says the guy relearning Japanese for the third time.)

K, here goes:   The bald headed man is shocked at someone flashing their penis at him.

Oh, good guess.  Now I've got a new perspective.

The size scared him to death...?  Passed out from surprise perhaps.

Oh wait.  If that's supposed to be a dead guy... necrophiliac? 😳
It was supposed to be, "There's too many guys for me to handle!"...I really need to work on my emoji speak.

And seeing as Toe self-answered his, I'm leaving it alone!

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Reply #18 on: February 22, 2021, 05:08:40 AM
Quote from: Army of One on February 22, 2021, 04:29:10 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on February 22, 2021, 03:53:09 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on February 22, 2021, 03:40:00 AM
Quote from: Army of One on February 22, 2021, 01:13:47 AM

🍆➕😵

And MJ, you should give it a try yourself. Only way to learn is to get involved in the language. (Says the guy relearning Japanese for the third time.)

K, here goes:   The bald headed man is shocked at someone flashing their penis at him.

Oh, good guess.  Now I've got a new perspective.

The size scared him to death...?  Passed out from surprise perhaps.

Oh wait.  If that's supposed to be a dead guy... necrophiliac? 😳
It was supposed to be, "There's too many guys for me to handle!"...I really need to work on my emoji speak.

And seeing as Toe self-answered his, I'm leaving it alone!

 :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:

When I text my girlfriends of a meat buffet I just use this

🍆🍆🍆🍆... 🏃‍♀️


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Reply #19 on: February 22, 2021, 05:17:51 AM
Chocolate pudding pops... am I right Toe?  :emot_laughing:

🛤🐕🛋


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