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on: May 18, 2024, 01:15:08 AM
Can’t believe the Louisville Metro Police Department would man-handle and arrest the world’s top player #1 Scottie Scheffler at the entrance to Valhalla this morning. All the “Back the Blue” crowd are screaming “You’re hurting the wrong people!” Amazingly he played a full round today, made the cut, and is tied for fourth.  Strange days we live in.

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Reply #1 on: May 18, 2024, 02:50:23 PM
And Scottie Scheffler went on to shoot a 66 and is now only three shots off the lead. Pretty amazing after being handcuffed and put in a jail cell.

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Reply #2 on: May 18, 2024, 03:56:13 PM

Can’t believe the Louisville Metro Police Department would man-handle and arrest the world’s top player #1 Scottie Scheffler at the entrance to Valhalla this morning.


When I think of the entrance to Valhalla, I think of this:








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Reply #3 on: May 18, 2024, 04:22:37 PM
And Scottie Scheffler went on to shoot a 66 and is now only three shots off the lead. Pretty amazing after being handcuffed and put in a jail cell.

I kept thinking he’s the only player on the course accused of committing a felony this morning…

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Reply #4 on: May 29, 2024, 08:28:41 PM
Prosecutors on Wednesday dropped all charges against Scottie Scheffler stemming from a traffic incident in Louisville ahead of the second round of the 2024 PGA Championship. Scheffler had been charged with second-degree assault of a police officer, third-degree criminal mischief, reckless driving and disregarding traffic signals from an officer after moving his car forward during a heated incident outside Valhalla Golf Club.

"Based upon the totality of the evidence, my office cannot move forward in the prosecution of the charges filed against Mr. Scheffler," said Mike O'Connell, Jefferson County Attorney. "Mr. Scheffler's characterization that this was 'a big misunderstanding' is corroborated by the evidence. The evidence we reviewed supports the conclusion that Detective Gillis was concerned for public safety at the scene when he initiated contact with Mr. Scheffler, however, Mr. Scheffler's actions and the evidence surrounding their exchange during this misunderstanding do not satisfy the elements of any criminal offenses."

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Reply #5 on: July 27, 2024, 07:16:19 PM
Missing Rick this morning.    :'(


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Reply #6 on: July 27, 2024, 07:50:29 PM
I know he's missing us especially the ladies of KB. I know he's also missing his Tuesday golf sessions.

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Reply #7 on: July 29, 2024, 10:38:42 AM
The last two years I was in the military, I was company commander of a military police unit. The unit had a "recreation fund" as did other units. Every month, the fund would grow. A couple of months before I left, I went to draw money out of the account for a "beer and brats" party. When I gave the withdrawal slip to the admin clerk she became nervous and told me that there was only five bucks in the account (there should have been 2,000.00 in the account). I chalked it up to me not using the account for 22 months. I paid for the party out of my own pocket.

There's a long subplot I won't get into here about there being bad blood between myself and the general on the base. Make a mental note.
About a year after I left, the general ran off a Colonel that had mentored me. A year after this, the general was arrested on 110 counts of embezzlement by the FBI with the chief accuser being the Colonel that had mentored me, and that the general had run off. The general had taken every penny he could beg, borrow and steal and pouring it into the golf course that he loved so much. That's what happened to my recreation fund.   

The general got 10 years of probation on a promise of paying back the money he had embezzled.



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Reply #8 on: September 02, 2024, 05:02:40 PM
Louisville Officer Javar Downs (who arrested Scottie Scheffler at the PGA tournament) was charged with theft by unlawful taking over $10,000 last week and official misconduct. Louisville Metro Police Department has begun the process to terminate him from the force.

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Reply #9 on: October 27, 2024, 12:12:22 AM

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Reply #10 on: October 27, 2024, 01:08:27 AM
She'd be fun to golf with.

Have I ever told the story of hitting my dad in the teeth with the club of a driver when I was little?  He had my sister and I at the driving range and was standing behind me instructing me.  What he was not expecting was me swinging so hard that I lost my balance, spinning around and swinging the golf club head into his mouth. His teeth to me more accurate. The man had strong teeth.  Knocked him to the ground but those teeth stayed intact.

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