Random Sexual Thoughts

[RopeFiend]

Mom was an RN.  We never had "penis inspection day".  I guess she had an acceptable sex life.

[_priapism]

They do have penis/vagina inspection day in Russia.  The district physician comes by once a year for a physical, including reproductive organs.  A detailed record is kept.  Why?  No idea.  Maybe Putin wants to call up all the men with eight inch (20 cm) cocks!

[psiberzerker]

No penis inspection day includes a soapy handjob in the bathtub.

[staci]

Being a member here provides all kinds of education. penis inspections, wow. 

[_priapism]

No penis inspection day includes a soapy handjob in the bathtub.

Too bad.  They’d be much more popular.

My ex said she always dreaded physical day.  But there was no escaping it.  If you called in sick, they’d just do a make-up day that was reportedly much worse.  I would get incredibly возбуждена listening to details of the pelvic and breast exams, with a Soviet era doctor reciting observations and measurements to the nurse.  She was rather shy and proper, at least before we met, and she couldn’t speak of it with blushing deeply.

[ManoftheFamily]

I am trying to find out how to login, I have not found thelikttle form described, and help isn't.

ManoftheFamily

[ManoftheFamily]

I write sexy stories and I am trying to get a footholdc in the boad here.  I am a noob and I could use some guidance and assistance from some of the older hands here.  I thank you.
ManoftheFamily

[_priapism]

I write sexy stories and I am trying to get a footholdc in the boad here.  I am a noob and I could use some guidance and assistance from some of the older hands here.  I thank you.
ManoftheFamily

Welcome.  Come over to “Say Hello” and introduce yourself!

https://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?board=25.0

Story writing rules and discussion topics are here:

https://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?board=75.0

[ManoftheFamily]

I don't know how many, if ever, have noticed this, but it just makes me wonder.  There is a condition called Peyronie's disease.  It is when the penis takes on the physical appearance of a banana, either curving up or off to one side, often with a noticeable bump.  I have noticed many men in porn films have Peyronie's, and wonder why this is so.

[Shiela_M]

On my way home after work today and was stopped at a red light, looked over and saw this guy staring down at his lap.  I assumed he was texting or doing something on his phone, but then started wondering if maybe, he was... shifting gears... at the light.

[_priapism]

Well I would not do this the very first time. But at some point, I will tie you up, put things in your kiska and your anus, clips on your nipples, and a huge vibrator on your clitoris. Then I will make you suck my cock, while I call you a whore, and take photos of you having climax after climax. You’ll be spent and wet, and have sperm dripping out of all three holes by the time I’m finished. I will be your Master. Will you be my Margarita?

[Shiela_M]

I've always thought that if I grabbed a random guy, pulled him someplace secluded, pulled down my pants, grabbed a wall and stuck out my ass, and told him to go crazy, he would probably be too confused or freaked out to actually go through with it.

[_priapism]

I've always thought that if I grabbed a random guy, pulled him someplace secluded, pulled down my pants, grabbed a wall and stuck out my ass, and told him to go crazy, he would probably be too confused or freaked out to actually go through with it.

If you told me to go crazy on your ass, you would probably be in for a surprise.  I’m rather fond of putting my tongue inside places it doesn’t belong.

[Shiela_M]

I've always thought that if I grabbed a random guy, pulled him someplace secluded, pulled down my pants, grabbed a wall and stuck out my ass, and told him to go crazy, he would probably be too confused or freaked out to actually go through with it.

If you told me to go crazy on your ass, you would probably be in for a surprise.  I’m rather fond of putting my tongue inside places it doesn’t belong.

Ok, but I think you're minority.  I probably would be surprised, pleasantly surprised.

FYI, to answer an earlier question you had:  2

[Shiela_M]

If any guy here can install an ignore topic button so I can ignore all the political and 1408 stuff (except the weather topic) in the next 12 hours, will drive to you house on tuesday and suck your....

[MintJulie]

If any guy here can install an ignore topic button so I can ignore all the political and 1408 stuff (except the weather topic) in the next 12 hours, will drive to you house on tuesday and suck your....

No can do.  Sorry.

Just don't go in to 1408 if you don't like it.  I avoid it.  I'm only visiting now because Toe had to take a few days off.

[Shiela_M]

If any guy here can install an ignore topic button so I can ignore all the political and 1408 stuff (except the weather topic) in the next 12 hours, will drive to you house on tuesday and suck your....

No can do.  Sorry.

Just don't go in to 1408 if you don't like it.  I avoid it.  I'm only visiting now because Toe had to take a few days off.

When I log on I check recent replies, then I check recent posts and it is almost always some political or racist based rant that changes nothing.  I'm just hoping that after the election it'll calm down...

Who am I kidding the bitching will always continue 

[MissBarbara]

If any guy here can install an ignore topic button so I can ignore all the political and 1408 stuff (except the weather topic) in the next 12 hours, will drive to you house on tuesday and suck your....

No can do.  Sorry.

Just don't go in to 1408 if you don't like it.  I avoid it.  I'm only visiting now because Toe had to take a few days off.

When I log on I check recent replies, then I check recent posts and it is almost always some political or racist based rant that changes nothing.  I'm just hoping that after the election it'll calm down...

Who am I kidding the bitching will always continue 

As Julie pointed out, if you don't like what goes on in 1408, don't go there. And ignore the posts you see in recent replies.

There's a lot of content here I never view and that I'm completely uninterested in. So, when I see in it the recent replies feed, I just skip it.

It's very easy...

And, it's somewhat puzzling why you're introducing this topic in the Sex Talk thread. Instead of ranting about political content, why not, your know, talk about sex?

[Shiela_M]

If any guy here can install an ignore topic button so I can ignore all the political and 1408 stuff (except the weather topic) in the next 12 hours, will drive to you house on tuesday and suck your....

No can do.  Sorry.

Just don't go in to 1408 if you don't like it.  I avoid it.  I'm only visiting now because Toe had to take a few days off.

When I log on I check recent replies, then I check recent posts and it is almost always some political or racist based rant that changes nothing.  I'm just hoping that after the election it'll calm down...

Who am I kidding the bitching will always continue 

As Julie pointed out, if you don't like what goes on in 1408, don't go there. And ignore the posts you see in recent replies.

There's a lot of content here I never view and that I'm completely uninterested in. So, when I see in it the recent replies feed, I just skip it.

It's very easy...

And, it's somewhat puzzling why you're introducing this topic in the Sex Talk thread. Instead of ranting about political content, why not, your know, talk about sex?

I don't read it, I open the link and wanting to join a conversation I skim through and find nothing but politics.  It got annoying and I thought, "holy shit, who's cock to I have to suck for all this nonsense to go away"... sexual thought and now here we are.

[MissBarbara]

I don't read it, I open the link and wanting to join a conversation I skim through and find nothing but politics.  It got annoying and I thought, "holy shit, who's cock to I have to suck for all this nonsense to go away"... sexual thought and now here we are.

I started streaming a BBC series called "Vienna Blood." It's fascinating, and I highly recommend it.

One of the characters is played by an Austrailian actress named Jessica De Gouw, whom I find absolutely captivating. She certainly stirs up all kinds of sexual thoughts in me...