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Reply #920 on: December 08, 2016, 06:51:46 PM

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about

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Reply #921 on: December 08, 2016, 07:05:08 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on December 08, 2016, 05:22:42 AM





There are some women who would strongly disagree with that statement.  ;)





"Sometimes the best things in life are a hot girl and a cold beer."


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Reply #922 on: December 08, 2016, 07:28:34 PM
Quote from: MissBarbara on December 08, 2016, 07:05:08 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on December 08, 2016, 05:22:42 AM





There are some women who would strongly disagree with that statement.  ;)




fingers rarely go flaccid.

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.

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Reply #923 on: December 08, 2016, 07:43:41 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on December 08, 2016, 07:28:34 PM
Quote from: MissBarbara on December 08, 2016, 07:05:08 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on December 08, 2016, 05:22:42 AM




There are some women who would strongly disagree with that statement.  ;)


Fingers rarely go flaccid.


For starters. And they always go where you want, when you want...and ask nothing in return...





"Sometimes the best things in life are a hot girl and a cold beer."


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Reply #924 on: December 08, 2016, 08:42:10 PM
Quote from: MissBarbara on December 08, 2016, 07:43:41 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on December 08, 2016, 07:28:34 PM
Quote from: MissBarbara on December 08, 2016, 07:05:08 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on December 08, 2016, 05:22:42 AM






There are some women who would strongly disagree with that statement.  ;)


Fingers rarely go flaccid.


For starters. And they always go where you want, when you want...and ask nothing in return...





And you have ten of them!


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Reply #925 on: December 09, 2016, 03:27:23 AM
Ah yes, ten. Which means you can have Varied thickness, too!
« Last Edit: December 09, 2016, 04:23:16 PM by Katiebee »

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Reply #926 on: December 09, 2016, 11:16:12 AM
Quote from: TinyDancer on December 08, 2016, 08:42:10 PM
Quote from: MissBarbara on December 08, 2016, 07:43:41 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on December 08, 2016, 07:28:34 PM
Quote from: MissBarbara on December 08, 2016, 07:05:08 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on December 08, 2016, 05:22:42 AM






There are some women who would strongly disagree with that statement.  ;)


Fingers rarely go flaccid.


For starters. And they always go where you want, when you want...and ask nothing in return...





And you have ten of them!

I might have ten fingers... but I only have one worthwhile weapon... and that usually does everything needed... ;D

If you've got a cock then use it, if you're a lady abuse it.

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Reply #927 on: December 09, 2016, 12:45:50 PM

If you've got a cock then use it, if you're a lady abuse it.

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Reply #928 on: December 09, 2016, 11:51:18 PM
If you go down to the woods today you'll be sure of big surprise...


If you've got a cock then use it, if you're a lady abuse it.

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Reply #929 on: December 10, 2016, 01:48:48 AM
Quote from: vinney on December 09, 2016, 11:51:18 PM
If you go down to the woods today you'll be sure of big surprise...



Winnie The Pooh is "that" busy in the 100 acre woods....??
 ;D

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Reply #930 on: December 10, 2016, 04:34:35 PM

I didn't wanna pollute the "What keeps you up at night" with more references to scrambled eggs, so I'll toss this in here instead...

DALEKS!!


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Reply #931 on: December 10, 2016, 06:33:18 PM
O…M…G

That has to be extremely cruel and unusual  punishment, rope.

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Reply #932 on: December 10, 2016, 07:12:10 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on December 10, 2016, 01:48:48 AM
Quote from: vinney on December 09, 2016, 11:51:18 PM




Winnie The Pooh is "that" busy in the 100 acre woods....??
 ;D


Clearly he is.

And if you look at the look of unadulterated ecstasy on her face, he obviously knows what he's doing...





"Sometimes the best things in life are a hot girl and a cold beer."


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Reply #933 on: December 13, 2016, 06:04:36 AM
I needed something to cheer me up.



This feels so much like me right now.

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Reply #934 on: December 13, 2016, 11:40:28 AM


This feels so much like me right now.

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What???  Horny? ???? :emot_laughing:

Australian Kissing.....just like the French - but done "Down Under"...

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Reply #935 on: December 16, 2016, 01:52:19 PM


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Reply #936 on: December 16, 2016, 04:56:38 PM

Straight girls eat the best pussy...

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Reply #937 on: December 16, 2016, 07:06:56 PM

one of the originals

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Reply #938 on: December 17, 2016, 02:11:27 AM
That was…

I don't have words to describe that.

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Reply #939 on: December 17, 2016, 02:32:57 AM
Quote from: staci on December 16, 2016, 07:06:56 PM
Hot dog anyone?

http://www.eroprofile.com/m/videos/view/Weiner-BBQ-Video-mp4

I would say fake but given how fucked up people are I believe it.


The fuck is wrong with people???????????  :roll:


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