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Reply #2520 on: February 02, 2023, 04:31:00 PM
:emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:

BTW...A vacuum doesn't really work. So I've been told by a friend. :facepalm:

Dan told me he tried many years ago. He said it really hurt and in a flaccid state, it wiggled a whole lot, flapping like a flag in a hurricane.

After reading some stories about guys trying it, I tried it last year. Ended up with an abrasion from the plastic rubbing while still in the flaccid state.  :facepalm:  If anyone is planning on trying this, lube up.

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Reply #2521 on: February 02, 2023, 04:44:17 PM


 :emot_laughing: That father must surely be Catholic  :facepalm:



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Reply #2522 on: February 03, 2023, 04:16:01 PM

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Reply #2523 on: February 03, 2023, 11:07:21 PM


This was titled blue-man-group-clean-up for those who save images and need a name for it.  ;D



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Reply #2524 on: February 04, 2023, 01:15:50 AM
Woos for those two ^^

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Reply #2525 on: February 04, 2023, 12:44:03 PM
Good to see you lately Mark.  :-*

Oh, I'm here daily for a bit of time. I'm not much for conversation though. I prefer to read. But then sometimes I have to say something. lol



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Reply #2526 on: February 04, 2023, 03:30:18 PM
Good to see you lately Mark.  :-*

Oh, I'm here daily for a bit of time. I'm not much for conversation though. I prefer to read. But then sometimes I have to say something. lol

Yes, I see your name lit up often. I've aways enjoyed your input into topics.  Hopefully you'll have something to say on a more regular basis. 

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Reply #2527 on: February 04, 2023, 04:09:38 PM
So my friend sends me this this morning and I almost spit out my coffee.


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Reply #2528 on: February 04, 2023, 05:00:50 PM

I'm with Saga  ;D ;D

Originally they provided only travel insurance to OAPs and became known as Send A Granny Away.


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Reply #2529 on: February 05, 2023, 04:09:06 PM

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Reply #2530 on: February 05, 2023, 06:06:08 PM

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #2531 on: February 06, 2023, 07:15:07 PM

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button



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Reply #2532 on: February 07, 2023, 03:25:43 PM

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Reply #2533 on: March 13, 2023, 04:40:49 PM
Funny, truthful, and tragic




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Reply #2534 on: March 13, 2023, 08:59:39 PM

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #2535 on: March 14, 2023, 09:38:57 PM
« Last Edit: March 16, 2023, 09:00:34 PM by ObiDongKenobi »

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button



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Reply #2536 on: March 15, 2023, 01:07:30 AM

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button



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Reply #2537 on: March 21, 2023, 04:59:26 PM
I dedicate this to chirping girl



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Reply #2538 on: March 21, 2023, 05:07:37 PM
 :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:
Nice.one. :emot_kiss:

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Reply #2539 on: March 21, 2023, 06:37:50 PM
 Chirping Girl?




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