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Reply #260 on: October 14, 2016, 05:31:34 PM
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Reply #261 on: October 15, 2016, 10:38:25 PM
The squirrels are going crazy and running all over the place.

Name a celebrity that you had a crush on as a teen.

Brook Shields.  I kept a little notebook full of her photos and news clippings.



Have you ever had an orgasm while talking to someone who didn't know?  Under the table or desk, talking to mum or office on the phone?



Yes I have. A friend of mine was enthusiastically munching on me me while my mom was lecturing me about not checking in with her.


Have you ever pooped a little while cumming?  ;D



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Reply #262 on: October 16, 2016, 01:28:16 AM
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Reply #263 on: October 16, 2016, 02:51:35 AM
Nope.

Do you have any hobbies? What might they be?

Photography. Sold some photos.  :D

Have you ever "dated" or whatever outside your race?




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Reply #264 on: October 17, 2016, 02:14:50 PM
Was waiting for someone else to answer because mine is a No for the most part.
I never dated outside my race.   I did have a fun night at a friends wedding dancing, drinking, talking with a black guy that was a groomsman.    The whole wedding party was staying at the hotel.   After the reception we went up to the rooms and continued the party.     All he and I did was make out for a while. 


Two part questions.    What's the fastest you've ever driven a car?   How many tickets have you gotten from the police?


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Reply #265 on: October 17, 2016, 03:11:06 PM
180 mph in a nascar racer at Texas Motor Speedway.  I attended a racing school for the privilege.

I've had dozens of tickets, but have only lost three or four.

1.  Always offer a story and an apology.  Many times they'll just give you a warning if you are charming and friendly.

2.  If you do get a ticket, ALWAYS plead "not guilty" and set it for trial.  Then reset (reschedule) it three or four times.  You can drag it out a year, and usually the police officer won't show up.

3.  If push comes to shove, always try to get deferred adjudication rather than defensive driving.  DD is a big hassle.  With deferred, they drop the ticket off your record, if you keep your nose clean and don't get another one for 90 days or so.

Question:  Ever tongue fuck your lover's ass?  Or had a pink one wiggled in your own dirt hole?  It it more blessed to give or receive?



NO!  :emot_weird:

It is more blessed to never do anything back there.

Have you ever had incredible sex with someone you hated?



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Reply #266 on: October 17, 2016, 05:37:34 PM


NO!  :emot_weird:

It is more blessed to never do anything back there.

Have you ever had incredible sex with someone you hated?


No incredible sex with someone I hated. And to be honest, I've NEVER had sex with someone I hated.


What is the most exotic destination you have ever traveled to?

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Reply #267 on: October 17, 2016, 06:21:31 PM


NO!  :emot_weird:

It is more blessed to never do anything back there.

Have you ever had incredible sex with someone you hated?


No incredible sex with someone I hated. And to be honest, I've NEVER had sex with someone I hated.


What is the most exotic destination you have ever traveled to?

Japan.

Have you ever committed a crime and never got caught?



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Reply #268 on: October 17, 2016, 07:35:42 PM


Have you ever committed a crime and never got caught?

Answering that might violate my 5th Amendment rights ;D

Truthfully - no.

Favourite way to camp -- tent or RV?

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Reply #269 on: October 17, 2016, 07:36:20 PM
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Reply #270 on: October 17, 2016, 07:58:39 PM
3 brothers -- of course I've gotten into physical fights. The most memorable one was when I was 16 and fighting my 11 month younger brother. By this time we were bigger than my Mom. To break up the fight, she hit both of us on the back of the head with a broom stick. The embellished version has her hitting us with a 2X4.

Favourite porn video site?

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Reply #271 on: October 17, 2016, 08:52:00 PM
Favorite porn video site.....hahaha......okay.   ONLY because of the 'what did you masturbate to' topic.   I think it was hamsterporn (sp?)


Speaking of masturbation........What is the strangest place, or most daring place in fear of getting caught, you have you ever masturbated?  

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Reply #272 on: October 20, 2016, 07:16:05 PM
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Reply #273 on: October 20, 2016, 07:23:28 PM

Name one of your favourite products that you use all the time.







So, you won the lottery. You've paid off you debts, bought a house and a car, set up your friends and relatives, donated to charity, etc. Now it's time for YOU. What's the first store or web sit you visit to buy things for yourself?








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Reply #274 on: October 20, 2016, 07:25:18 PM
Realtor.ca  to look for a new home someplace warmer in winter than where I am.


Hawai'i or Riviera Maya  for resort holidays?

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Reply #275 on: October 20, 2016, 07:30:49 PM
Hawaii.   Loved it there.

JBRG wins the lottery and he offers to buy you a plane ticket to anywhere.    What destination will you choose?

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Reply #276 on: October 20, 2016, 09:38:15 PM
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Reply #277 on: October 20, 2016, 09:39:12 PM

Name one of your favourite products that you use all the time.







Yes! Love that stuff.



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Reply #278 on: October 20, 2016, 11:16:03 PM
Peru

What is the weirdest, strangest, or scariest thing that has ever happened to you? (Alien encounter, ghost story, paranormal stuff)

Ok, here's a story for ya.

When I was a kid visiting my grammy and grampy, I wandered off into a forest. Near a lake there were little kids playing.

This is absolutely fuckin' true by the way.

When they noticed me they stopped playing and all stared at me. They didn't look "right" even though they were kind of far away. She said "you can't be here now. You have to go." so I ran back to my grandparents. I didn't even look back. My grandpa was PISSED that I wandered off and lectured me about never sneaking off. My grandma also gave me a talking to. Then they lectured each other for letting me wander off for so long and not noticing. They weren't mad at me so much as they were mad I could have been hurt or someone could have "abducted" me.

I told them about the weird kids at the lake and my grandpa told me about when my mom was little, she and her friends would always go to that lake, but then something weird happened and they never, ever went back. I asked my mommy about it when she took me home and she said "baby girl, your stepmom and I don't talk about that." I kept asking her questions, and told her the girl's eyes were really dark, almost black. And she looked very light skinned. The other kids looked just as weird. She told me not to worry about it. But when I got home I asked my stepmom about it and she wouldn't talk about it either. They literally shut down when I brought it up.

They still to this day will not talk about it with me. We visited a couple years ago, and I guess I forgot and told my family I was going to take my daughter for a walk and to check out the lake nearby. My mom, her wife and my grandparents all told me NO! Don't go out to that lake. So we didn't go.

Later my daughter told me about the lights in the forest she saw late at night when she couldn't sleep, and the little kid standing in the field outside of her window. She felt like whoever it was, was looking right at her. :emot_weird:

I've had dreams about having a much longer talk with that girl. We talked about the fun things I like to do, and the good things I like to eat. She told me she couldn't have those things, but the lake was unlike anything where she lived and it was a reward. She looked even stranger in my dreams. Whether or not any of that was ever real I don't know. But I do know that I left my grandparents in the morning, and it was after noon when I got back.


Have you ever seen weird things?



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Reply #279 on: October 20, 2016, 11:22:40 PM
Peru

What is the weirdest, strangest, or scariest thing that has ever happened to you? (Alien encounter, ghost story, paranormal stuff)

Ok, here's a story for ya.

When I was a kid visiting my grammy and grampy, I wandered off into a forest. Near a lake there were little kids playing.

This is absolutely fuckin' true by the way.

When they noticed me they stopped playing and all stared at me. They didn't look "right" even though they were kind of far away. She said "you can't be here now. You have to go." so I ran back to my grandparents. I didn't even look back. My grandpa was PISSED that I wandered off and lectured me about never sneaking off. My grandma also gave me a talking to. Then they lectured each other for letting me wander off for so long and not noticing. They weren't mad at me so much as they were mad I could have been hurt or someone could have "abducted" me.

I told them about the weird kids at the lake and my grandpa told me about when my mom was little, she and her friends would always go to that lake, but then something weird happened and they never, ever went back. I asked my mommy about it when she took me home and she said "baby girl, your stepmom and I don't talk about that." I kept asking her questions, and told her the girl's eyes were really dark, almost black. And she looked very light skinned. The other kids looked just as weird. She told me not to worry about it. But when I got home I asked my stepmom about it and she wouldn't talk about it either. They literally shut down when I brought it up.

They still to this day will not talk about it with me. We visited a couple years ago, and I guess I forgot and told my family I was going to take my daughter for a walk and to check out the lake nearby. My mom, her wife and my grandparents all told me NO! Don't go out to that lake. So we didn't go.

Later my daughter told me about the lights in the forest she saw late at night when she couldn't sleep, and the little kid standing in the field outside of her window. She felt like whoever it was, was looking right at her. :emot_weird:

I've had dreams about having a much longer talk with that girl. We talked about the fun things I like to do, and the good things I like to eat. She told me she couldn't have those things, but the lake was unlike anything where she lived and it was a reward. She looked even stranger in my dreams. Whether or not any of that was ever real I don't know. But I do know that I left my grandparents in the morning, and it was after noon when I got back.


Have you ever seen weird things?

Story is too long. Condense it a bit.