Or you could be stupid.............
And try this.
College dorm on Friday night, one of the girls was using Nair to remove hair from her legs (no big deal, it's been out there for years). Not so bright boyfriend decides he's going to try it on "his hair" (crotch)....He was advised not to, but being the big macho man that he was, he went ahead and did it. In all fairness we told him "NO MORE THAN 5 MINUTES" and to shower it off (DO NOT RUB). Why don't guys ever listen to us girls..??......Anyway, said hero of the shower waited a FULL 15 minutes before taking a shower (I mean really, WTF..?? 15 minutes??....what was he doing.??). Screams could be heard down the hall of the dorm for about 10 minutes.
Everything we told him not to do......He managed to do..........
Love,
Liz