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seveninchblues

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on: May 26, 2020, 02:54:17 AM
There isn't a deviant or a pervert within a mile of this place.
Everyone is very careful what they write and say to one another.
This place is a total whitewash, scrubbed in bleach and disinfected
and proud of it.  So why are people given the titles of Deviant and Pervert?
Is it to be cute or something.
I've said it before and I'll say it again.  It may as well be
a bunch old white ladies posting their recipes here.
Oh, except for Pics and Videos, I suppose.  Doesn't fit with the rest of the decor.
Noticed Mr PhD in Perversity is there quite a bit, the guy who lectured me about
"looking".  Well, if you are going to be lecturing me about "looking", why don't you learn to keep your own eyes in your head?
What remains of the story section is stuff I wouldn't feed to a herd of horny termites, but then I always was a much better writer than any of the other assholes that populate this place, typing with one hand while they masturbate with the other.   


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Reply #1 on: May 26, 2020, 04:38:46 AM

Super Freak Chocolate Chip Cookies

Ingredients
2 1/4 cups Gold Medal™ all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 cup butter, softened
3/4 cup granulated sugar
3/4 cup packed brown sugar
1 egg
1 teaspoon vanilla
2 cups semisweet chocolate chips
1 cup coarsely chopped nuts, if desired


1. Heat oven to 375°F. In small bowl, mix flour, baking soda and salt; set aside.

2.In large bowl, beat softened butter and sugars with electric mixer on medium speed, or mix with spoon about 1 minute or until fluffy, scraping side of bowl occasionally.

3.Beat in egg and vanilla until smooth. Stir in flour mixture just until blended (dough will be stiff). Stir in chocolate chips and nuts.

4.Onto ungreased cookie sheets, drop dough by rounded tablespoonfuls 2 inches apart.

5.Bake 8 to 10 minutes or until light brown (centers will be soft). Cool 2 minutes; remove from cookie sheet to cooling rack. Cool completely, about 30 minutes. Store covered in airtight container.

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Reply #2 on: May 26, 2020, 02:40:03 PM

Burning at the stake, a method of execution practiced in Babylonia and ancient Israel and later adopted in Europe and North America.









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Reply #3 on: May 26, 2020, 04:01:35 PM
I felt the flames of Hell nipping at my feet long before I joined KB.  8)

Thanks for the chocolate chip recipe, MJ. My favorite type of cookie.


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Reply #4 on: May 26, 2020, 04:34:48 PM
Quote from: seveninchblues on May 26, 2020, 02:54:17 AM

I've said it before and I'll say it again. It may as well be a bunch old white ladies posting their recipes here.


Julie isn't old, she's just hitting her stride!

Also:

http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=201.0






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Reply #5 on: May 27, 2020, 07:31:49 PM
Quote from: MissBarbara on May 26, 2020, 04:34:48 PM

Julie isn't old, she's just hitting her stride!


MJ is like fine wine...betters with age.   ;D ;D

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Reply #6 on: May 27, 2020, 07:51:24 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on May 27, 2020, 07:31:49 PM
Quote from: MissBarbara on May 26, 2020, 04:34:48 PM

Julie isn't old, she's just hitting her stride!


MJ is like fine wine...betters with age.   ;D ;D


I will turn 40 in a couple of weeks, and while I'm not concerned or remorseful over that fact, it has been on my mind lately.

Then again, Julie is SIGNIFICANTLY older...





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Reply #7 on: May 27, 2020, 11:25:49 PM
I don't understand the point of frequenting a site and then do nothing but complain about it.  Being controversial just to be controversial, while stroking you're own ego.  Bet you complement your hand when you jerk off


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Reply #8 on: May 28, 2020, 04:16:07 AM
Quote from: MissBarbara on May 27, 2020, 07:51:24 PM

Then again, Julie is SIGNIFICANTLY older...


Wasn't sure which to post...








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Reply #9 on: May 28, 2020, 04:28:18 AM
Jules is way older than me.  8)


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Reply #10 on: May 28, 2020, 04:42:03 AM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on May 28, 2020, 04:28:18 AM
Jules is way older than me.  8)

Couldn't decide which one to post.   Take your pick.














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Reply #11 on: May 28, 2020, 04:44:34 AM
 ;D


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Reply #12 on: May 28, 2020, 04:45:26 AM

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Reply #13 on: May 28, 2020, 04:53:02 AM


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Reply #14 on: May 28, 2020, 12:52:51 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on May 28, 2020, 04:28:18 AM
Jules is way older than me.  8)

Everyone here is way older than you. You're like the bratty baby sister in the family, but we all love you anyway.  :emot_kiss:



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Reply #15 on: May 28, 2020, 01:13:36 PM
Well said Purple. :emot_laughing:

She may be bratty but she's our loveable brat. :emot_kiss:

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Reply #16 on: May 28, 2020, 01:17:25 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on May 28, 2020, 04:28:18 AM
Jules is way older than me.  8)
If her profile is correct (and, for the purposes of this post, I'll assume she is), she's got nine/ten years on me, which, in honest opinion, isn't much.

But, back to the point at hand, if you have an issue with the site and how it works, complaining at us will get you nowhere. Much of the groundwork was established by Grm; we have simply built upon it. So, if you have any issues, take it up with him, if you can find him.

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Reply #17 on: May 28, 2020, 03:10:39 PM
The moderators are familiar with the OP, who was here under a different name, before leaving the site and returning. The root of the problem is pedophilia. He hasn’t had much to offer, and largely just complains about everything here, and everywhere else, including his personal life. It’s a reflection of his unhappy situation. So don’t take anything he says too seriously. I don’t.  He claims to be working with a therapist, so hopefully he’ll make some progress.


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Reply #18 on: May 28, 2020, 03:57:31 PM
Misery loves company.  Seems like he's unhappy and wants to drag us threw mud with him.

I was a bit upset by his comment about the stories here.  I know I'm not the best writer around, but I try.

But then I read his UA story... not impressed
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Reply #19 on: May 28, 2020, 05:41:48 PM
Quote from: ToeinH2O on May 28, 2020, 03:10:39 PM

The moderators are familiar with the OP, who was here under a different name, before leaving the site and returning. The root of the problem is pedophilia. He hasn’t had much to offer, and largely just complains about everything here, and everywhere else, including his personal life. It’s a reflection of his unhappy situation. So don’t take anything he says too seriously. I don’t.  He claims to be working with a therapist, so hopefully he’ll make some progress.


Most to the point, this is at least the 10th time he's posted here whining about the removal of the child rape stories.

Quote from: seveninchblues on May 26, 2020, 02:54:17 AM

What remains of the story section is stuff I wouldn't feed to a herd of horny termites...


I never knew that horny termites were fans of child rape stories. You learn something new every day!


Quote from: seveninchblues on May 26, 2020, 02:54:17 AM

I always was a much better writer than any of the other assholes that populate this place, typing with one hand while they masturbate with the other.  


While I'm neither a writer nor a literary critic, at your urging I just read through one of your stories. I'd describe the writing as the priapic meanderings of an average 13-year -old boy.

You asked...








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