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Reply #1000 on: March 14, 2024, 07:08:59 PM

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button


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Reply #1001 on: April 10, 2024, 03:33:51 PM

Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.

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Reply #1002 on: April 13, 2024, 01:39:49 AM
Quote from: watcher1 on April 10, 2024, 03:33:51 PM

Forget hump day. Let me know when "f*cks me so hard I can't walk straight" day gets here.


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Reply #1003 on: April 22, 2024, 04:58:53 PM

Good morning.  And HAPPY EARTH DAY.

Reduce, Reuse, Recycle!



After 'A' sent this to me.  'M' replied with a picture of a cigarette, with the text saying...

"Did you know...
Smoking is good for the environment because it kills humans"

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Reply #1004 on: April 22, 2024, 05:33:17 PM
Happy Earth Day.
Yes I'm a human but non smoker. Guess I'd better duck behind a rock before A sees me.  :D

Got my day off to a rocky start. "M" had to yell at me around.8:30. We both overslept. It's not like we have any thing to to get up for. We're just not used to sleeping that much.   

Hope everyone finds some small way to acknowledge Earth Day. If you can't hug a tree, at least think good thoughts about one.

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Reply #1005 on: May 08, 2024, 02:20:13 PM

Happy HUMP DAY!

I find that word so funny.  When's the last time you used it, other than using it as a way to describe Wednesday, or in reference to the anatomy of a camel. 

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Reply #1006 on: May 08, 2024, 03:22:18 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on May 08, 2024, 02:20:13 PM

Happy HUMP DAY!

I find that word so funny.  When's the last time you used it, other than using it as a way to describe Wednesday, or in reference to the anatomy of a camel.

A long time ago, in a far off land, the word "hump" was used daily by more than a few of us when it pertained to our daily routine.  8)

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Reply #1007 on: May 08, 2024, 09:15:15 PM
Its actually used pretty common in my family, when talking about getting passed a challenge.

"It'll get it done once we get over this hump"


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Reply #1008 on: May 10, 2024, 03:44:40 AM

Come to think of it, my daddy used to use it similarly, Sheila. 

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Reply #1009 on: May 10, 2024, 04:37:12 PM
To me "getting the hump" means getting annoyed.

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about

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Reply #1010 on: May 12, 2024, 02:07:10 PM
Good morning from Minnesota.

And a Happy Mother's Day to all the lovely ladies who are mothers. Hope you and your families have a wonderful day.

Here we're having blue skies and mild temps in the 70s.

Oh, BTW. Mother's Day weekend is also the start of fishing season. In spite of the holiday, there's always some "water widows". What do they do? Head to the mall and shop. :D :D :D

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Reply #1011 on: May 12, 2024, 02:55:02 PM
Good morning and happy Mother’s Day

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Reply #1012 on: May 12, 2024, 04:11:23 PM

Sunny and low 80s here today.  8) 8)

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