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Reply #1640 on: February 08, 2023, 07:21:03 PM
I hope my ass gets fucked with a big dildo while she squeezes my balls tonight



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Reply #1641 on: February 11, 2023, 08:05:48 PM
Wishing my lower lip would heal. Between sun burn from a hike last weekend and a cold sore that decided to show up at the same time, there's been no bedroom play due to the pain of kissing my sexy bride.

That is all.


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Reply #1642 on: March 14, 2023, 11:19:40 PM
I love to eat a really juicy pussy. 

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Reply #1643 on: March 15, 2023, 04:08:32 AM
I love to eat a really juicy pussy. 


I love being on the receiving end of oral sex.   ;)

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Reply #1644 on: March 25, 2023, 05:30:52 AM
I’m going to beat my meat tonight, like there is no tomorrow. Someone at the office keeps sticking her young ass in my face.

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button



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Reply #1645 on: March 25, 2023, 05:34:17 AM
I’m going to beat my meat tonight, like there is no tomorrow. Someone at the office keeps sticking her young ass in my face.

Meet me and V in chat.  Beat it while you visit. 

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Reply #1646 on: March 27, 2023, 06:18:39 PM
Last night, I put on a tight latex ring around my cock and balls, and spanked to some naughty photos my favorite Russian sex fiend sent me of her pussy, both hairy and bald. Floodgates opened.

In other news, I’m feeling “arrogant” again this morning.




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Reply #1647 on: March 29, 2023, 06:27:07 PM


I started getting chubs at work, and then it kept getting bigger and bigger. And then it was noticeable, when I was walking up and down the hall. So I thought about going to the bathroom and squeezing one out in the toilet. But I thought it would be so much more enjoyable to come back to the house, and enjoy some good quality porn.



It was a geyser.



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Reply #1648 on: March 31, 2023, 11:56:31 PM
I confess I didn’t do a goddamn thing all day. I totally fucked off. I slept late, had a nice breakfast, played my card and word game apps, made another coffee, then I took a few client phone calls but never got dressed. Sexting with one of my Slavic cuties, Lyudochka. Beat off a couple of times. Enjoyed some porn. And I don’t feel the slightest bit guilty.

UPDATE: Ordered Lasagna and tiramisu from Uber. Sex/Life on Netflix.
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Reply #1649 on: April 01, 2023, 12:34:20 AM
I confess that I completely forgot about wordle until now. I went and did it, and shaking my head at how difficult I made it for myself



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Reply #1650 on: April 01, 2023, 12:45:22 AM
Wow, looks like I haven't touched Wordle in two months



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Reply #1651 on: April 01, 2023, 01:22:33 AM
I had a small streak going and if I had forgotten I'd be back at one. 20 right now. May not he much, but its mine. My best was 63 I think. Wanna beat it.



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Reply #1652 on: April 01, 2023, 05:54:12 AM
I confess that I had too much to drink tonight.  We had friends over because we've been in Florida for the last 4 month so (all Dans friends, which the women are friends with his ex).   A couple of snippy comments from the one bitch and I was ready to show her the door.  F that bitch.  Dans ex and I get along fine, no reason to come in my house and be a complete c*nt to me.  No f'n way bitch.  I told Dan she needs to get back in her lane or shit would hit the fan.  Amanda was there and stood up for me.  She actually told the woman at hat she needs to "show my step mother respect while in her house".  I fucking lobe Amanda. 

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Reply #1653 on: April 01, 2023, 06:21:54 AM
Sending hugs.

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Reply #1654 on: April 01, 2023, 06:40:14 AM
What a horrid bitch!! Glad you had Amanda there to stand up and put her in her place.
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Reply #1655 on: April 01, 2023, 01:58:02 PM
You have my support too, even without knowing what was said about who.  :emot_kiss:

Just keep in mind alcohol was involved with both parties and that's when the filters come down. We here have all heard how much your step daughters love you and we love you too. :hug:

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Reply #1656 on: April 01, 2023, 03:18:55 PM
You have my support too, even without knowing what was said about who.  :emot_kiss:

Just keep in mind alcohol was involved with both parties and that's when the filters come down. We here have all heard how much your step daughters love you and we love you too. :hug:

Well said Bob, and hugs to MJ.


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Reply #1657 on: April 07, 2023, 12:54:38 PM
I have to admit I love to drink pussy cum oh how sweet it is

Pussy oh how sweet it is


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Reply #1658 on: April 07, 2023, 03:35:43 PM
I have to admit I love to drink pussy cum oh how sweet it is

Next week, Shaver will be teaching a class on how to keep hydrated. I can think of a few guys that could use some lessons.



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Reply #1659 on: April 07, 2023, 04:54:56 PM
I have to admit I love to drink pussy cum oh how sweet it is

Next week, Shaver will be teaching a class on how to keep hydrated. I can think of a few guys that could use some lessons.


Did you say teaching a class, well then...
I had to give him a new title under his avatar.   

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