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Reply #2420 on: August 17, 2023, 05:27:58 AM
Quote from: Pornhubby on August 16, 2023, 04:40:49 PM
No STAGS in Cocaine Bear.


Cocaine Bear?   Is that the movie where the dealers lose their STASH?

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Reply #2421 on: August 17, 2023, 04:52:08 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on August 17, 2023, 05:27:58 AM
Quote from: Pornhubby on August 16, 2023, 04:40:49 PM
No STAGS in Cocaine Bear.


Cocaine Bear?   Is that the movie where the dealers lose their STASH?

Yes, they all have the SHITS about it.

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Reply #2422 on: August 19, 2023, 04:48:42 AM
Pardon me sir, but you're in the presence of a lady, you should have typed sh*ts. Just the AIGHT of swear words from a gentleman sours my mood..


Edit:  Typo:   SIGHT. 

My apologies
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Reply #2423 on: August 19, 2023, 03:20:21 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on August 19, 2023, 04:48:42 AM

Pardon me sir, but you're in the presence of a lady, you should have typed sh*ts. Just the AIGHT of swear words from a gentleman sours my mood..

Flag on the play wouldn't you say ??  ;D

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Reply #2424 on: August 19, 2023, 03:49:25 PM
I think I have said more than EIGHT dirty words.

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Reply #2425 on: August 19, 2023, 06:24:20 PM
Maybe more, you were muffled by my inner THIGH

Our Coach is hotter than your quarterback!!

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Reply #2426 on: August 20, 2023, 03:43:56 AM



Not surprised, it is so TIGHT.

One of the great HIGHS…




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Reply #2427 on: August 20, 2023, 06:22:01 AM
Quote from: Pornhubby on August 20, 2023, 03:43:56 AM
Not surprised, it is so TIGHT

Perhaps your THING is just too big!!

Oh... my... god... I'm using cheesy hentia dialect...  :facepalm:

Our Coach is hotter than your quarterback!!

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Reply #2428 on: August 20, 2023, 02:55:21 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on August 20, 2023, 06:22:01 AM

Perhaps your THING is just too big!!


It is big, not that it's too long, but OMG the GIRTH

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Reply #2429 on: August 20, 2023, 05:09:28 PM



Only about a THIRD of it will fit, before you start screaming.

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Reply #2430 on: August 20, 2023, 05:22:54 PM
I Can say, I TRIED to fit it all in.

your wish is my desire

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Reply #2431 on: August 20, 2023, 05:43:15 PM



Impressed how she RIDES that monster. Yowza.



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Reply #2432 on: September 20, 2023, 11:06:14 AM
Bashing the bishop has left me all DRIED up

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about

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Reply #2433 on: September 20, 2023, 01:53:05 PM
Quote from: ObiDongKenobi on September 20, 2023, 11:06:14 AM
Bashing the bishop has left me all DRIED up

I'm IRKED you didn't let me watch.

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Reply #2434 on: September 20, 2023, 02:50:07 PM
He needs a DRINK after that.

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Reply #2435 on: September 21, 2023, 03:26:53 AM
I'd  KINDA  like one myself.

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Reply #2436 on: September 22, 2023, 01:40:11 PM
I would like to imagine you drinking it NAKED

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Reply #2437 on: September 22, 2023, 04:08:29 PM
Playing with my SNAKE…

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Reply #2438 on: September 25, 2023, 04:38:37 AM
Acouple WANKS today?

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Reply #2439 on: September 25, 2023, 04:43:16 AM
Then we had a SNACK.

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