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Reply #2740 on: April 23, 2024, 08:01:27 PM
I'd have riden him the front yard if I had my way.

Woo.

Other than a finger inserted while he performed oral on me a few nights back, I've nothing in there for appx 5 weeks now?! 6 weeks?!

You go S!


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Reply #2741 on: April 24, 2024, 03:38:32 PM
I'd have riden him the front yard if I had my way.

Woo.

Other than a finger inserted while he performed oral on me a few nights back, I've nothing in there for appx 5 weeks now?! 6 weeks?!

You go S!

Can we start a club of whose thing hasn't been filled or hasn't been in something for a month, two months, half a year?  ;D ;D

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Reply #2742 on: April 24, 2024, 06:24:35 PM
5am this morning.  I came back from the bathroom and turned on the light on the night stand to read a bit.  Not reading anything erotic at all, I suddenly wanted him.

Knowing I couldn't stand the weight of him on top of me,  I threw my leg over him and reached down and took him through the opening of his undies.  He got hard really quick.  I pulled my undies to the side and I lined him up and sat down, taking him in.  I was doing all the work and tired pretty quickly. I'm still weak from my sickness. Plus, underwear was in the way.    We both quickly slipped our undies off and repositioned.

Dan sat up in bed and leaned against the headboard.  I straddled him.  It was a lot easier with him hugging me and helping to lift me up and down with me assisting with my legs.  But with our bodies together, I needed skin-on-skin.  I helped him out of his t-shirt.  I lifted my p.j. top off.  SO much better.

It was a super slow, and with my legs straddling his the way we were, I just wasn't getting the penetration I craved.

I got off of him and on to all fours. First I took him in my mouth for a minute, then I told him to F* me hard.

He did as told and holding my hips, was rocking me back and forth really hard. So much that I told him "not so hard."

I had my O and knew he was close behind.  I told him to lay down, and he quickly pulled out and rolled onto his side, then his back. I turned and took him in my mouth.  It wasn't long before he was breathing loudly and saying my name and telling me how good it felt.

THEN, I noticed the door open, saw our oldest daughters face and her eyes go wide, then she shut the door. And yes she could see because I had turned on the light to read earlier.  Dan didn't notice M because his eyes were closed.  His hips pushed up and he O'd.  I finished, then got off the bed, dressed in my p.j.'s and then went out into the house.

M was just getting ready to leave.

She looked at me and said, "Oh My God, I'm so sorry. I knocked, but didn't want to knock too loudly."  Then continued, "I was just saying I was leaving to meet my Leslie at the gym, so you didn't worry if you got up and wondered where I was."

"Let's knock louder next time," I said.

"OK."

"And your dad didn't see you. So, we'll leave it at that."

"OK. I'm really sorry."

So that was my morning.

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Reply #2743 on: April 24, 2024, 06:51:32 PM
5am this morning.  I came back from the bathroom and turned on the light on the night stand to read a bit.  Not reading anything erotic at all, I suddenly wanted him.

Knowing I couldn't stand the weight of him on top of me,  I threw my leg over him and reached down and took him through the opening of his undies.  He got hard really quick.  I pulled my undies to the side and I lined him up and sat down, taking him in.  I was doing all the work and tired pretty quickly. I'm still weak from my sickness. Plus, underwear was in the way.    We both quickly slipped our undies off and repositioned.

Dan sat up in bed and leaned against the headboard.  I straddled him.  It was a lot easier with him hugging me and helping to lift me up and down with me assisting with my legs.  But with our bodies together, I needed skin-on-skin.  I helped him out of his t-shirt.  I lifted my p.j. top off.  SO much better.

It was a super slow, and with my legs straddling his the way we were, I just wasn't getting the penetration I craved.

I got off of him and on to all fours. First I took him in my mouth for a minute, then I told him to F* me hard.

He did as told and holding my hips, was rocking me back and forth really hard. So much that I told him "not so hard."

I had my O and knew he was close behind.  I told him to lay down, and he quickly pulled out and rolled onto his side, then his back. I turned and took him in my mouth.  It wasn't long before he was breathing loudly and saying my name and telling me how good it felt.

THEN, I noticed the door open, saw our oldest daughters face and her eyes go wide, then she shut the door. And yes she could see because I had turned on the light to read earlier.  Dan didn't notice M because his eyes were closed.  His hips pushed up and he O'd.  I finished, then got off the bed, dressed in my p.j.'s and then went out into the house.

M was just getting ready to leave.

She looked at me and said, "Oh My God, I'm so sorry. I knocked, but didn't want to knock too loudly."  Then continued, "I was just saying I was leaving to meet my Leslie at the gym, so you didn't worry if you got up and wondered where I was."

"Let's knock louder next time," I said.

"OK."

"And your dad didn't see you. So, we'll leave it at that."

"OK. I'm really sorry."

So that was my morning.

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It wasnt.



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Reply #2744 on: April 24, 2024, 08:53:14 PM
OMG...M gets an early morning sex-ed class. I'm sure she knows about sex and that you guys are "doing it". I'll bet she never expected a demonstration while saying goodbye. ;D

Anyway... with your dearth of playtime during your long illness I was so happy to see you and Dan getting back into the groove. I enjoyed your account as usual. You always  paint such wonderful mind pictures. Then I get towards the end and in my mind I saw a pair of eyes peeking through a crack in the door.

I almost wanted to laugh but knew how traumatic that could be. It's wonderful you have such a close connection with M and the other girls. Jules... you're a terrific Mom.

You handled it well and it was good Dan was otherwise occupied . ;D

So, there's a WOO here. Dang wish I could give two. Ok, here goes. Half.a WOO for waking Dan to good sex. And half a WOO for being a good mom in handling a tricky situation.

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Reply #2745 on: April 24, 2024, 09:52:56 PM
Sure, MJ.  Soon as we start a club, you were disqualified the very day.  ;D ;D  Deserves a big WOO!  :emot_kiss:

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Reply #2746 on: May 02, 2024, 09:38:54 PM

#HasbroClueGameMysterySolution

Dan, me sitting on the edge of the counter, in the laundry room. 

A nice before lunch surprise. 

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Reply #2747 on: May 02, 2024, 10:57:36 PM
Love the Clue connection. Very clever. And.happy lunch surprise!

Was trying to WOO, but the bottom for awarding WOOs is missing. Grrrrr. I wanna WOO, BOO HOO

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Reply #2748 on: May 03, 2024, 01:22:11 AM
Just got home from a quick romp.


#SnakesAndLaddersBoardGame

I landed on the head of his snake, and slid all the way to the bottom....

Ok fine, not as good as clue, but ya got the picture din'cha? 🐍🤣



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Reply #2749 on: May 03, 2024, 01:32:27 AM
I love you two ladies. So much fun.
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Reply #2750 on: May 05, 2024, 02:01:34 PM

Had fun at our KY Derby party.  Most people had left by 10 pm.  My friend Barb, along with M and two of her friends, helped get the house cleaned up by10:30 pm.  Then the 7 of us sat around talking. 

Barb and a friend of Dans hit it off quite well throughout the night. He lives out of state and is visiting friends in the area before going on a motorcycle ride over the next week with other friends.  He is staying at a hotel near here.  And that is where Barb ended up spending the night also.  Her son, who was also at the party, thinks that she stayed here in our guest room.  Waiting to hear from her.  She'll be back because his motorcycle is in the garage and they took her car to the hotel, so they will be back sometime this morning.

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Reply #2751 on: May 05, 2024, 02:13:44 PM
Well, happy for Barb. I know how close the two of you are. Sometimes I feel like she's an auxiliary member here when you mention her. She's a good friend and I like knowing you have someone like her in your life. :emot_kiss:

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Reply #2752 on: May 05, 2024, 03:23:19 PM

Had fun at our KY Derby party.  Most people had left by 10 pm.  My friend Barb, along with M and two of her friends, helped get the house cleaned up by10:30 pm.  Then the 7 of us sat around talking. 

Barb and a friend of Dans hit it off quite well throughout the night. He lives out of state and is visiting friends in the area before going on a motorcycle ride over the next week with other friends.  He is staying at a hotel near here.  And that is where Barb ended up spending the night also.  Her son, who was also at the party, thinks that she stayed here in our guest room.  Waiting to hear from her.  She'll be back because his motorcycle is in the garage and they took her car to the hotel, so they will be back sometime this morning.

And a horse named Mystik Dan won the Derby.  ;D ;D

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Reply #2753 on: May 05, 2024, 08:32:54 PM
So, I'm sitting on the couch, minding my own business when Mrs JBRG comes out of the bedroom after her morning exercise session. She approached and then stood at the other end of the couch as I stood up, like I always do when she is done. She took a few steps backwards. I ask her if the fart was going to be that bad. Her response is that she wanted to give me room to walk up to her as I am walking around the coffee table.

Anyways, I walk up to her, put my arms around her like I do every day. Next thing I know, she has her tongue down my throat and is grinding on my ever excited cock. She is not one to tease so I know I'm getting laid very soon. A minor problem pops up -- I've been drinking coffee all morning. I excuse myself and tell her that I'll meet her in the bedroom when I'm done.

I come into the bedroom and she is sitting on the bed in her sports bra and spandex shorts. I took my shirt off and we continued our make out session. It's not long before I lower her shorts and remove them from her. She looks at me and says she knows that removing the bra is on her (sports bras tend to be tight), so she removes it and stands naked before me. Me? I'm still wearing my very loose fitting compression shorts. Back to the make out session. I caress, kiss and suckle on her tits as she continues grinding her crotch on my covered erection. This goes on for a few more minutes before she removes my shorts and we are both naked.

Mrs JBRG then sits on the edge of the bed and scoots into the middle so she is entirely on the bed. I grab her ankles and lift her knees so that they are nicely elevated. Letting her feet down on the bed, I gently push her legs apart to reveal a wondrous site. She is very excited. So, because she didn't object this time, I put my head between her legs and licked her super wet pussy a couple of times, revelling in her taste. But, I know that's not what she wants.

I positioned myself between her legs. She took control of my cock and rubbed it over her clit a couple of times before she began guiding me into her. Knowing how I can't just jam my cock into her, I let her set the pace. Eventually, I'm balls deep and she is grinding on me, not letting me pull back. Her legs wrapped around me, I'm basically a life size male fuck toy at this point. She keeps at this until she finally cums. I'm not allowed to move until she has recovered from her orgasm, which lasted at least 45 seconds. It might have been one big one and a tiny aftershock. All I know is that when she relaxed her legs around me, I could begin fucking for my release. No, I didn't last long. It wasn't the most voluminous ejaculation I've ever had. Then again, when she was out playing cards with friends, I took care of an urge the day before. I told her this when she asked what I had done while she was out for 4 hours.

As we lay snuggled together on the bed, she said that I could now say I fucked a 60 year old (her birthday was less than a week ago). I responded by saying that 40 years ago, neither one of us would have ever imagined fucking somebody of our current age.

It is seldom that she initiates sexual activity between us. I can hardly wait until the next time.

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Reply #2754 on: May 05, 2024, 09:19:51 PM
You guys have the best fun. I know too well that frequentcy goes way down after 60.

The very last time I had sex with my wife was in n Mexico. I woke up one morning "in need". About then wife comes in from our patio and I asked we could have sex . It had been a few years and to my surprise she said yes. So we begin. By the time I get us lubed my erection was gone.

I was working hard to revive the little guy and got it up to a semi. I attempted to insert but it was stiff enough to go in. In frustration I heard her explain, "Put it in you cocksucker!" (Yes she knew I'd had some bi experience)

Well that did the trick. I stiffened a bit more and in I went. Victory!!! I pulled back and prepared to begin stroking. I pushed in and...yep you guessed it. I blew my load, what there was. A one pump chump. :facepalm:

That was our last attempt. A fond and embarrassing memory from Mexico.

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Reply #2755 on: May 06, 2024, 12:52:46 AM
Woo #233 JBRG.  Toe curling for her for sure.  Way to get the job done



As for my friend Barb.  They came back with bagels and shmear from Einstein bagels.  Dan yelled up to M and A that some food has arrived.  M has known Barb since forever, she even calls her Aunt.  Her mom and Barb are good friends too.

So M comes down stairs and immediately brings up the fact that Barb had a sleepover at his hotel room.  A hadn't come down yet. 

"Hey Aunt Barb, so did you have fun last night?"

"Yes."

"Did you two lovebirds get any sleep?"

She knew M was toying with her.  "Yes."

"A lot of sleep, or just a little?"

Dan butts in, "Knock it off M."

She smirks and goes and gives Barb a hug and a kiss on the cheek and asks , "I'm sorry Aunt Barb, but really, did you get any sleep?"

"Not a wink."

M smiled and turned to fist bump Dan's friend. 

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Reply #2756 on: May 06, 2024, 03:06:25 AM
Gotta love the younger generations.
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