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Reply #680 on: February 18, 2020, 06:31:35 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on February 18, 2020, 06:25:10 PM
If her "sorta" is anything like my "sorta" it's a sudden stop half way through. Like dropping an ice cream drumstick before getting to that chocolate nugget at the end.  Sure I enjoyed it but what an unfortunate end.

Watcher asks Shiela to lay down on the couch. Let's  see, the cone represents the male organ and the vanilla represents..... ;D

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Reply #681 on: February 18, 2020, 06:45:34 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on February 18, 2020, 06:31:35 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on February 18, 2020, 06:25:10 PM
If her "sorta" is anything like my "sorta" it's a sudden stop half way through. Like dropping an ice cream drumstick before getting to that chocolate nugget at the end.  Sure I enjoyed it but what an unfortunate end.

Watcher asks Shiela to lay down on the couch. Let's  see, the cone represents the male organ and the vanilla represents..... ;D

The ultimate goal is to get to that nugget at the bottom.  That part that's leaves me smiling, giggling, and wanting another.


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Reply #682 on: February 18, 2020, 07:26:38 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on February 18, 2020, 06:45:34 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on February 18, 2020, 06:31:35 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on February 18, 2020, 06:25:10 PM
If her "sorta" is anything like my "sorta" it's a sudden stop half way through. Like dropping an ice cream drumstick before getting to that chocolate nugget at the end.  Sure I enjoyed it but what an unfortunate end.

Watcher asks Shiela to lay down on the couch. Let's  see, the cone represents the male organ and the vanilla represents..... ;D

The ultimate goal is to get to that nugget at the bottom.  That part that's leaves me smiling, giggling, and wanting another.

The licking is part of the fun.


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Reply #683 on: February 18, 2020, 07:33:07 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on February 18, 2020, 02:57:01 PM

Sorta


My sorta last night was only composed of grinding our naughty bits against each other through her pajamas for about a minute before it became obvious we both were exhausted.  The second bottle of wine didn’t help either.


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Reply #684 on: February 18, 2020, 07:35:22 PM
CJ couldn't help a wheelchair hump this morning. So I broke my dry spell.


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Reply #685 on: February 18, 2020, 07:36:31 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on February 18, 2020, 06:45:34 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on February 18, 2020, 06:31:35 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on February 18, 2020, 06:25:10 PM
If her "sorta" is anything like my "sorta" it's a sudden stop half way through. Like dropping an ice cream drumstick before getting to that chocolate nugget at the end.  Sure I enjoyed it but what an unfortunate end.

Watcher asks Shiela to lay down on the couch. Let's  see, the cone represents the male organ and the vanilla represents..... ;D

The ultimate goal is to get to that nugget at the bottom.  That part that's leaves me smiling, giggling, and wanting another.

I'm up for round two... 8)

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Reply #686 on: February 23, 2020, 01:31:34 PM


A very long, very nice massage by Dan earlier in the day was so pleasant I felt he deserved a nice reward.

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Reply #687 on: February 23, 2020, 04:21:17 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on February 23, 2020, 01:31:34 PM


A very long, very nice massage by Dan earlier in the day was so pleasant I felt he deserved a nice reward.

 :aol_anal:

 :D


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Reply #688 on: February 24, 2020, 04:46:54 AM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on February 23, 2020, 04:21:17 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on February 23, 2020, 01:31:34 PM


A very long, very nice massage by Dan earlier in the day was so pleasant I felt he deserved a nice reward.

 :aol_anal:

 :D



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Reply #689 on: February 24, 2020, 04:10:12 PM
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Quote from: MintJulie on February 23, 2020, 01:31:34 PM


A very long, very nice massage by Dan earlier in the day was so pleasant I felt he deserved a nice reward.

 :aol_anal:

 :D

Nope.   No anal.  Not saying it never happened before, but it's VERY VERY RARE.  I'd even go as far to say that it will likely never happen again.


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Reply #690 on: February 24, 2020, 06:38:53 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on February 24, 2020, 04:10:12 PM

Nope.   No anal.  Not saying it never happened before, but it's VERY VERY RARE.  I'd even go as far to say that it will likely never happen again.


I just want some after piano lessons... I will give you a good tongue bath first.


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Reply #691 on: February 26, 2020, 02:41:28 AM
CJ is getting double laid tonight.  8)


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Reply #692 on: February 26, 2020, 03:56:16 AM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on February 26, 2020, 02:41:28 AM
CJ is getting double laid tonight.  8)

Is that with two different persons or with one person twice?  ;D

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Reply #693 on: February 26, 2020, 05:55:11 AM
Quote from: watcher1 on February 26, 2020, 03:56:16 AM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on February 26, 2020, 02:41:28 AM
CJ is getting double laid tonight.  8)

Is that with two different persons or with one person twice?  ;D

Maybe I should have said the wheelchair is upstairs tonight to make it more clear?  ;D


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Reply #694 on: February 27, 2020, 01:33:09 PM
The spa and hot stone massage was extremely relaxing, trivia night was fun even though we were terrible and lost, but we both won when we got back to his place.  Probably would have saved a lot of time and money if he was good with giving massages.


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Reply #695 on: February 27, 2020, 01:50:21 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on February 27, 2020, 01:33:09 PM
The spa and hot stone massage was extremely relaxing, trivia night was fun even though we were terrible and lost, but we both won when we got back to his place.  Probably would have saved a lot of time and money if he was good with giving massages.

I'm always available.  ;D


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Reply #696 on: March 02, 2020, 08:05:21 PM
Afternoon delight.  Wife came home early from work, so put on my nasty and made her strip for me.  We haven’t haven’t had a good long serious fuck in ages.  Got out the Hitachi, Lelo, and assorted hardware.  She’s still sleeping it off.  I took a shower (I felt so dirty).


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Reply #697 on: March 02, 2020, 08:08:28 PM
Quote from: ToeinH2O on March 02, 2020, 08:05:21 PM
(I felt so dirty).

That let's you know you did it right


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Reply #698 on: March 04, 2020, 02:49:04 PM
I'm just going to say that even if you don't bring me to orgasm, if you make me laugh during sex.  I will come back to you at least one more time


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Reply #699 on: March 04, 2020, 03:26:26 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on March 04, 2020, 02:49:04 PM
I'm just going to say that even if you don't bring me to orgasm, if you make me laugh during sex.  I will come back to you at least one more time

She says she had *seven* orgasms.  I’m not one to count, but I am pretty deviant in the sex toys, fantasies, and dirty talk areas.  So I had a Lelo deep in her puss, the Hitachi on her clit, and was shouting “Cum for me you dirty whore!  Spread your fucking legs for the nasty man!”  Yeah.  Like that.   :emot_laughing:


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