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Offline Clitical Thinking

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Reply #1280 on: August 07, 2021, 04:01:28 PM
We're currently working on cloning Shiela a few thousand times. We'll call the clone army the Cum Guzzling Good Girl Growler Commandos  :emot_laughing:


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Reply #1281 on: August 07, 2021, 04:05:12 PM
Quote from: Clitical Thinking on August 07, 2021, 04:01:28 PM
We're currently working on cloning Shiela a few thousand times. We'll call the clone army the Cum Guzzling Good Girl Growler Commandos  :emot_laughing:

 :aol_fellate: 

I volunteer to be their barrack's officer... 8)

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Reply #1282 on: August 07, 2021, 05:36:02 PM
Quote from: Clitical Thinking on August 07, 2021, 04:01:28 PM
We're currently working on cloning Shiela a few thousand times. We'll call the clone army the Cum Guzzling Good Girl Growler Commandos  :emot_laughing:

I have a hard enough time putting up with myself, we would kill each other.  :emot_laughing:


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Reply #1283 on: August 07, 2021, 06:51:49 PM
Quote from: Clitical Thinking on August 07, 2021, 04:01:28 PM
We're currently working on cloning Shiela a few thousand times. We'll call the clone army the Cum Guzzling Good Girl Growler Commandos  :emot_laughing:


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Reply #1284 on: August 07, 2021, 07:37:24 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on August 07, 2021, 05:36:02 PM
Quote from: Clitical Thinking on August 07, 2021, 04:01:28 PM
We're currently working on cloning Shiela a few thousand times. We'll call the clone army the Cum Guzzling Good Girl Growler Commandos  :emot_laughing:

I have a hard enough time putting up with myself, we would kill each other.  :emot_laughing:

Then we'd have to scatter the clones all across the country, far enough from each other so they don't start having turf wars over dicks  ;D


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Reply #1285 on: August 07, 2021, 08:12:52 PM
Quote from: Clitical Thinking on August 07, 2021, 07:37:24 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on August 07, 2021, 05:36:02 PM
Quote from: Clitical Thinking on August 07, 2021, 04:01:28 PM
We're currently working on cloning Shiela a few thousand times. We'll call the clone army the Cum Guzzling Good Girl Growler Commandos  :emot_laughing:

I have a hard enough time putting up with myself, we would kill each other.  :emot_laughing:

Then we'd have to scatter the clones all across the country, far enough from each other so they don't start having turf wars over dicks  ;D

I'm feeling like there's a story in this...

The two Growler Commandos faced each other across the wide mud moat intended to keep them separated. Neither of them had deep-throated a big dick, or been choked, spanked, or fucked hard in the ass for days. Their nerves were frazzled.

"YOU!" screamed Growler Commando 248.

"YOU!" shrieked Growler Commando 517.

At the same instant, they dove into the mud separating them and tore for each other like the rabid bitches they were.

(To be continued?)
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Reply #1286 on: August 09, 2021, 01:19:44 AM
He invited me over to eat, and to try and watch that movie Jolt again. We actually made it through the movie this time. Then we tried to watch another movie called gunpowder milkshake on netflix when another thunderstorm began rolling through. I've already said that I love thunderstorms, and I was revving pretty high from the Kate Beckinsale movie so...


I asked to open his bedroom window, so we could hear the storm better. The humidity swamped that room, and it got deliciously sticky. It would have been better if we could have actually done it outside.


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Reply #1287 on: August 10, 2021, 03:42:05 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on August 09, 2021, 01:19:44 AM
He invited me over to eat, and to try and watch that movie Jolt again. We actually made it through the movie this time. Then we tried to watch another movie called gunpowder milkshake on netflix when another thunderstorm began rolling through. I've already said that I love thunderstorms, and I was revving pretty high from the Kate Beckinsale movie so...

I asked to open his bedroom window, so we could hear the storm better. The humidity swamped that room, and it got deliciously sticky. It would have been better if we could have actually done it outside.

Deliciously sticky?  That conjures up a few nice scenarios... 8) 8)

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Reply #1288 on: August 11, 2021, 01:49:42 AM
Had a threesome in the shower today. All that was missing was the other two people. :facepalm:

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville

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Reply #1289 on: August 11, 2021, 02:21:11 AM
And I can see this show where??  Next time let me know, I'll buy tickets for the show, and a backstage pass  :emot_kiss:


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Reply #1290 on: August 11, 2021, 06:39:01 AM
I really am thinking about going to an escort, but I am so shy.

Feel free to PM me. I love one to one conversation, about anything.

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Reply #1291 on: August 11, 2021, 03:40:04 PM
Quote from: DJSteeltoe on August 11, 2021, 06:39:01 AM
I really am thinking about going to an escort, but I am so shy.

I am sure escorts have gone with other shy persons before and will know how to make you more relaxed. Give it a try. Better to have tried then not have tried and wonder what if?....

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Reply #1292 on: August 11, 2021, 03:41:49 PM
Quote from: msslave on August 11, 2021, 01:49:42 AM
Had a threesome in the shower today. All that was missing was the other two people. :facepalm:

You should have called. Shiela and I had a quiet day.... 8) 8)

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Reply #1293 on: August 11, 2021, 03:46:13 PM
Thanks Watcher..
Now have you and Shiela on speed dial. ;D :emot_kiss:

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Reply #1294 on: August 11, 2021, 05:21:36 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on August 11, 2021, 03:40:04 PM
Quote from: DJSteeltoe on August 11, 2021, 06:39:01 AM
I really am thinking about going to an escort, but I am so shy.

I am sure escorts have gone with other shy persons before and will know how to make you more relaxed. Give it a try. Better to have tried then not have tried and wonder what if?....

Have you?

Feel free to PM me. I love one to one conversation, about anything.

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Reply #1295 on: August 11, 2021, 11:11:02 PM
Quote from: DJSteeltoe on August 11, 2021, 05:21:36 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on August 11, 2021, 03:40:04 PM
Quote from: DJSteeltoe on August 11, 2021, 06:39:01 AM
I really am thinking about going to an escort, but I am so shy.

I am sure escorts have gone with other shy persons before and will know how to make you more relaxed. Give it a try. Better to have tried then not have tried and wonder what if?....

Have you?

Have I tried an escort?  No, I never have. Are you shy about contacting an escort service?

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Reply #1296 on: August 11, 2021, 11:48:38 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on August 11, 2021, 11:11:02 PM
Quote from: DJSteeltoe on August 11, 2021, 05:21:36 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on August 11, 2021, 03:40:04 PM
Quote from: DJSteeltoe on August 11, 2021, 06:39:01 AM
I really am thinking about going to an escort, but I am so shy.

I am sure escorts have gone with other shy persons before and will know how to make you more relaxed. Give it a try. Better to have tried then not have tried and wonder what if?....

Have you?

Have I tried an escort?  No, I never have. Are you shy about contacting an escort service?

Well the whole protocol actually.

Feel free to PM me. I love one to one conversation, about anything.

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Reply #1297 on: August 12, 2021, 03:29:38 PM

Yes, yours truly... 8) 8)


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Reply #1298 on: August 12, 2021, 04:06:39 PM
Woohoo for our birdman  :emot_kiss:
Here i thought it was just normal humidity, but I guess it was steam coming from your bedroom :emot_kiss:


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