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Reply #1460 on: December 11, 2021, 06:33:42 PM
He actually doesn't care to do the camera thing. Says it's just a distraction. Plus he's about as good as I am with focus and stability  :facepalm:


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Reply #1461 on: December 11, 2021, 06:39:48 PM
Maybe I need to come over and video the event.  ;D :emot_laughing:

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Reply #1462 on: December 11, 2021, 07:02:50 PM
Wouldn't watcher be the best choice for that? With the username and all  :emot_laughing:

...or let's get Allan and Shiela some GoPro's for Christmas that they can strap to their heads  :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:


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Reply #1463 on: December 11, 2021, 07:17:30 PM
Pffft I'm not putting a go pro on my friggin head or his :emot_laughing:

Thing would probably go flying off and hit me in the face, or break my nose. It is already huge, dont need it to be crooked as well 🤥


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Reply #1464 on: December 11, 2021, 07:45:12 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on December 11, 2021, 07:17:30 PM
break my nose. It is already huge

 :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

Time for an optometrist...


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Reply #1465 on: December 11, 2021, 08:17:11 PM
Quote from: Clitical Thinking on December 11, 2021, 07:45:12 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on December 11, 2021, 07:17:30 PM
break my nose. It is already huge

 :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

Time for an optometrist...

Oh great, I've a big nose and bad eye sight..  :facepalm:


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Reply #1466 on: December 12, 2021, 04:46:31 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on December 11, 2021, 08:17:11 PM
Quote from: Clitical Thinking on December 11, 2021, 07:45:12 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on December 11, 2021, 07:17:30 PM
break my nose. It is already huge

 :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:

Time for an optometrist...

Oh great, I've a big nose and bad eye sight..  :facepalm:

 :emot_laughing:

Nah, just the eye sight. But I'm sure you'd also look gorgeous with glasses  :emot_kiss:


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Reply #1467 on: December 12, 2021, 03:37:48 PM
Quote from: Clitical Thinking on December 12, 2021, 04:46:31 AM
Nah, just the eye sight. But I'm sure you'd also look gorgeous with glasses  :emot_kiss:

I definitely have a nose big enough to hold them up forever.  :facepalm:

Not last night but depending on how today goes, I may have something to say tomorrow 😎


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Reply #1468 on: December 12, 2021, 03:53:27 PM
The big bet is on. First time I have an interest in football. :emot_kiss:

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Reply #1469 on: December 12, 2021, 04:15:48 PM
Green bay needs to beat Chicago by 12 points for me to win the bet. I've been staring at that envelope since we sealed it up. I am so curious as to what his says.


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Reply #1470 on: December 12, 2021, 05:19:38 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on December 12, 2021, 03:37:48 PM


I definitely have a nose big enough to hold them up forever.  :facepalm:

When a beautiful woman can't realize how beautiful she is, what hope does the self-esteem of the rest of us have?  :facepalm: :'(


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Reply #1471 on: December 12, 2021, 05:20:59 PM
Anyways, setting up some lawn chairs and some snacks for the next Allan & Shiela Show  :emot_kiss:


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Reply #1472 on: December 12, 2021, 05:40:01 PM
We are too

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Reply #1473 on: December 12, 2021, 05:52:36 PM
Dang... game isn't until tonight. Have to wait until morning for results and mouth watering follow up story.

Wonder what my dreams will be like tonight? :aol_anal: :emot_lickie: :emot_lickie: :emot_kiss:

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Reply #1474 on: December 12, 2021, 08:29:23 PM
Quote from: msslave on December 12, 2021, 05:52:36 PM
:aol_anal:

If I win the bet.

Man gonna get the booty🍆🍑😳   🤤


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Reply #1475 on: December 12, 2021, 10:54:47 PM
I think if you lose, man gonna get the bootie.

Win win situation. :emot_laughing:

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Reply #1476 on: December 13, 2021, 03:00:39 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on December 12, 2021, 08:29:23 PM
Quote from: msslave on December 12, 2021, 05:52:36 PM
:aol_anal:

If I win the bet.

Man gonna get the booty🍆🍑😳   🤤

Booty call....  :aol_anal: :aol_anal: :emot_kiss:

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Reply #1477 on: December 13, 2021, 03:43:04 PM
Feed the Growler also (preferably first)

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Reply #1478 on: December 13, 2021, 04:29:24 PM
Exactly I would very much like to avoid an UTI.

Nothing last night though, and most likely nothing tonight either. Too drunk, and I assume that when he wakes up, he'll be pretty hung over. I'll just wait until he's ready.


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Reply #1479 on: December 13, 2021, 08:20:26 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on December 13, 2021, 04:29:24 PM
Exactly I would very much like to avoid an UTI.

Nothing last night though, and most likely nothing tonight either. Too drunk, and I assume that when he wakes up, he'll be pretty hung over. I'll just wait until he's ready.

Typical Bear fan. Peter's out at the end. ;D ;D. I am sure I can round up some volunteers here to keep your growler fed until Allan sleeps off his hangover. 8)

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