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Reply #1520 on: January 05, 2022, 11:05:28 PM
Yes we do.. ;D

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Reply #1521 on: January 05, 2022, 11:53:03 PM
Cleanup on aisle 7!  ;D



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Reply #1522 on: January 06, 2022, 01:31:36 AM
So, I got divorced over the holidays. . .

We talked for a long time, until it was dawn. She had to go to work, and I needed to get back to Sarasota to go to work at noon, so we parted ways with serious plans to see each other more.

A very nice account. Very sweet and sexy and human. Showed a very nice side of your personality. Congratulations.

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Reply #1523 on: January 06, 2022, 06:03:06 PM
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On evening two, I met a very nice woman, and we hit it off. She was named after a kind of fruit, but this is Florida, and she shouldn't be held liable for her mom and dad's misdeeds at any rate, so fruit it is.
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Big Melons?

And a woo for a wonderful retelling. Congratulations Sweetums  :emot_wow:

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Reply #1524 on: January 06, 2022, 07:40:24 PM

Hot damn sweetums. That's a big Woo from me. Not something you'd expect to read when it starts out with "I got divorced"
Just a wonderful retelling  :emot_kiss:



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Reply #1525 on: January 06, 2022, 09:31:39 PM

Hot damn sweetums. That's a big Woo from me. Not something you'd expect to read when it starts out with "I got divorced"
Just a wonderful retelling  :emot_kiss:

I know, right?

I thought about posting it to "what ruined my day today," but that was clearly not appropriate. I thought about "what made my day today," but with the necessary mention of the breakup to bring folks up to date, it didn't fit either. This seemed the appropriate venue for a story that could still turn out any which way.

That said, so far so good!


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Reply #1526 on: January 06, 2022, 09:43:21 PM
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On evening two, I met a very nice woman, and we hit it off. She was named after a kind of fruit, but this is Florida, and she shouldn't be held liable for her mom and dad's misdeeds at any rate, so fruit it is.
....

Big Melons?

And a woo for a wonderful retelling. Congratulations Sweetums  :emot_wow:

Sadly, the fruit she is named after is not a melon. However, based on my experience with her so far, she turned out to be aptly named. :-)


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Reply #1527 on: January 06, 2022, 09:48:56 PM
Wow! Way to go Sweetens. Thanks for the details. You could become the male Shiela... and I mean that in a good way.

I am more hoping that Sheila becomes the female me and finds a man as wise, bright, and kind as this woman. I really think I've hit the jackpot here. Am I jinxing myself?


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Reply #1528 on: January 09, 2022, 06:23:57 PM
Speaking of Shiela, just reserving my seat here for tomorrow's report about tonight's birthday celebration 🥳🎉



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Reply #1529 on: January 10, 2022, 12:05:40 AM
Speaking of Shiela, just reserving my seat here for tomorrow's report about tonight's birthday celebration 🥳🎉

He said he wants to try something. Figures I'm adventurous enough, I may not mind him doing it.  Like my text says

I said it was weird, not that i wouldnt do it.



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Reply #1530 on: January 10, 2022, 07:20:45 PM
Whipped cream. That was his thing he wanted to try. Said he never felt comfortable bringing it up with anybody he's ever been with, but figured I'd be fine with it. I was already having a great day, and had a few margaritas in me, and this was quite literally topping on the cake.

I smiled and told him i was expecting blindfolds, gags, clamps, whips, chains, collars and leashes (those last two i would have loved). He joked that he had those things in the back and hellngo get them real quick if the whip cream is too boring. Then he took on the bashful near innocent look and said he'd always wanted to bring whip cream into play, and that look with his blue eyes, made me want him so bad, my growler nearly ate my panties to get at him. Before we could get started though, he had to put his sweet little girl in his office. Didnt need her sticking her nose everywhere trying to get some whipped cream.

He had flavors of whipped cream. During the holiday, there was a company that released three flavors. Peppermint, chocolate, and maple vanilla. He had all three cans sitting there in the fridge. Had bought those with this in mind, and held onto them for two months building the courage to bring it up. I said we could have done this at christmas, but now is as good as any.

I didnt wait too long before I started kissing him and doing hand stuff. I'm not sure what he had in mind, but I started things off with the chocolate cream. He was against the fridge and I was in my knees enjoying my cock sundae. After the first squirt of the can I handed it up to him. After I cleaned it all up, I'd lick, kiss and gentle.suck on his balls until he squirt some more cream on himself, and then I'd go up and clean it off. He know I don't/can't ideepthroat, so he kept most of it on the head of his dick. Twice he pushed my limit, and I gagged a little splattering cream all over him. He'd apologize, but I'd just smile and lick the splatter off his stomach and legs, before going back to work on him. Every time it was all cleaned up I'd smile and say "yummy"

When he bends down and pulls my chin to him for a kiss, that's him telling me enough with the blowjob, and it's time to get to business. We moved to the bedroom, and I love seeing a man with an erection walking. The way it swings and bounces is part comical and part sexy. We got back to the bedroom, where he had towels ready, and it was my turn to be desert. He was chocolate, and I was maple vanilla, which to be honest tasted better. I may or may not have sucked a few shots straight from the can. I'd put tiny little blobs wherever I wanted him to lick clean. My breats got the most attention at first, but I'd also put some on my neck, my ribs, stomach, and I'd put a long line in between my breasts. There probably wasn't a single spot on my entire upper body he hadn't licked clean. He smiled the entire time, and kept moaning and come up and repeating my "yummy". It was fantastic to have so much focus everywhere like that.

Dont think I forgot to put some on my growler, I just did it far my sparingly because he would get to into what he was doing there. Don't get me wrong, it was extremely pleasant, but he'd get a little too carried away and it took me spraying cream all over to get him to focus elsewhere. It was a fun and sticky mess, and decided it was best to finish in a nice hot shower. He had gone a little soft, so in the hot water of the shower, I used my mouth and hand to her him proper hard again, and then with me bent gripping the water spout he took me from behind. The water had begun to cool before he finally finished. Once again I found myself on my knees in front of him swallowing "cream".

Shower done, i borrowed a shirt and sweats, let out his dog, and he went to the bedroom to clear up any mess, and I went and sat on the sofa with her. He came to join us and because of a conversation here, I convinced him to watch the great British baking show/bake off and I fell asleep with her between us.

I woke up with a shock as she surprised me with kisses to my face. He was starting to get ready for work, and he told me to stay as long as I wanted. So after he left, I went into the bedroom and fell back to sleep with her by my feet. Woke up about two hours later, grabbed my clothes and headed home.

Probably one of my best birthdays ever. :emot_kiss:



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Reply #1531 on: January 10, 2022, 08:36:44 PM
Whipped cream birthday.  :emot_kiss:


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Reply #1532 on: January 10, 2022, 08:40:58 PM
Huh, I think after reading that, much of the audience will also be covered in, uh, whipped cream  :emot_laughing:

On a serious note, I'm very happy to hear you had such a great birthday  :emot_kiss:



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Reply #1533 on: January 10, 2022, 08:53:43 PM

Probably one of my best birthdays ever. :emot_kiss:


So happy for you. And thanks for sharing. And happy birthday again. We love you.

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Reply #1534 on: January 10, 2022, 09:03:54 PM
Love you right back :emot_kiss:

Probably one of my best birthdays ever. :emot_kiss:


So happy for you. And thanks for sharing. And happy birthday again. We love you.

I didnt tell you about his gaming chair. That was while KB was on hiatus.

I wouldn't call him a gamer, like Ben loved to play games and spent quite a hit of free time doing it, Allan plays sports games and online stuff from time to time, but he has this chair with speakers on it, but it doesnt have legs, it like a giant firm cushion that sits on the floor with a rounded bottom, so it rocks back and forth.

I straddled him while he sat in it, and it was amazing. The smooth motion of rocking while he we had sex, added this relaxation to it. I want to try reverse cowgirl on it next time we use it.
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Reply #1535 on: January 10, 2022, 09:13:30 PM
Once again, a very happy birthday  Miss Shiela,
With every new day of this year, I hope you have a new unique & pleasant experience. 🎂🎉🪅🎊🤩🎈🎉🥳
Where did he get that chair? If I may ask, did he order it online?
I didnt tell you about his gaming chair.



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Reply #1536 on: January 10, 2022, 09:55:41 PM
What a birthday. Oh to be young again. I have vague memories of whipped cream years ago. No flavors back then but didn't care. ;D

You do know how to celebrate. :emot_wave2:

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Reply #1537 on: January 10, 2022, 09:58:10 PM
Allan has this chair with speakers on it, but it doesnt have legs, it like a giant firm cushion that sits on the floor with a rounded bottom, so it rocks back and forth.

I straddled him while he sat in it, and it was amazing. The smooth motion of rocking while he we had sex, added this relaxation to it. I want to try reverse cowgirl on it next time we use it.

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Reply #1538 on: January 10, 2022, 10:44:04 PM
Where did he get that chair? If I may ask, did he order it online?
I didnt tell you about his gaming chair.

You know, I never asked, as I didn't find it all that important at the time. Tell you what though, next time he's relaxing in it with his cock in my mouth, I'll pull away and ask for you. 😘



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Reply #1539 on: January 11, 2022, 11:23:28 AM
 Another woo deserving post and soooo happy your birthday ended so wonderfully. Having seen your post

Here's the first set of pics that I shared that I didn't put little decals on.

doesn't such a beautiful part of your anatomy deserve a more attractive name than "growler"?  :emot_kiss:
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Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about