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Reply #2400 on: June 02, 2023, 10:31:25 PM
I only had pool sex once. The play was fun but the sex wasn't so great
 The water made for too much lubrication. Once we got on the steps leading to the shallow end, we were able to get some traction and finish. Nothing like that added risk of doing it in an indoor motel pool with rooms all around. ;D

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Reply #2401 on: June 02, 2023, 10:38:20 PM
You're doing it wrong then love. In the pool I do all the work. Whether hes sitting on the steps, or he got his back to the wall, and I'm gripping the edge, it's all on me to get is off. More grinding than bouncing, so it works AMAZINGLY for me, and I haven't failed yet to get him off



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Reply #2402 on: June 02, 2023, 10:58:32 PM
Only had the one attempt. Guess it was.mostly.a lack of experience. I must have been in my late 20s. :facepalm:

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Reply #2403 on: June 02, 2023, 10:58:40 PM
Can't imagine you failing at getting any guy off. Hell, you are miles away and msslave ejaculates when you drop a spoon.  :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:

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Reply #2404 on: June 03, 2023, 01:43:36 AM
Been dropping a spoon for last two hours. Nothing. :facepalm:

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Reply #2405 on: June 03, 2023, 09:41:06 AM
Can't imagine you failing at getting any guy off. Hell, you are miles away and msslave ejaculates when you drop a spoon.  :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss: :emot_kiss:

Same here and I’m even further away  ;D

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Reply #2406 on: June 13, 2023, 03:50:46 PM
I most definitely did.

I got to his home and walked into the kitchen where he was making himself a drink. I said hi, he said hi, I leaned in and we kissed and then I immediately got down on my knees. He was wearing gym shorts so it was a simple pull and he was free. In my head I had imagined the buildup of undoing buttons and pulling on a zipper. The brushing and squeezing him through pants while I slowly work, but getting straight at him has it's own perks. Like feeling him grow in my mouth. Always love that.

He was hard in no time and I lead him to the bedroom by his dick. We kissed again and then I had me lay on the edge of the bed and he removed my yoga pants. This led to my second surprise. Before leaving the house I gave my body a coconut oil rub down, but I put some po pineapple essential oil on my pubic area. I could get the random scent of it while driving. He kissed my growler a couple time before commenting on it.

"Imagine this is what its like eating your pussy in the tropics"

I told him to enjoy his pina colada and he very much did. I had put coconut oil all over down there and made sure to laying it up on my ass. He took notice, lifted my leg high and licked my ass. His nose was buried in my growler while he ate my ass. He ask if that was what I wanted tonight and I was panting like crazy when I answered with a "oh fuck yes"

He got up to get the lube, and I was about to turn over so he could take me from behind, but he told me to stay on my back. I'm not used to getting sodomized while on my back, I pretty much always get on all fours or lean over something, but I stayed where I was without comment. He drown his dick in oil. I had my knees tucked to my chest and he grabbed both knees and spread my legs so I was in like a frog pose. He poked around hands free giving me the hint he wanted me to guide him in. I joked about hardly being able to grab him with all the lube he had used. "I could go in dry"

"Oh hell friggin no"!!!

Even with this position, it had been so long that it almost felt like my first time. Pain pain pain. Breath through it. Yes I'm ok. It feels great. Little deeper. Ouchie. Deeper. Ouch. Deeper. Ooohhhhh! Oh yes. Oh fuck yes. Oh god fuck me. Fuck my ass.

I was just barely used to him being deep in my ass and he pushed his thumb into my growler. We stared at each other and he did his best to grop my breast while rubbing my clit and DPing me. His multitasking abilities were on point and it was driving me crazy. I felt like I should have been doing something. I was going stir crazy I want to push back at him, but being on my back, all I could only squirm around. I he had one breast, and I played with my other nipple. I had a free hand I felt I needed to do something with. Normally I'm fingeringyself and rubbing my clit but hes doing it already so my free hand went from rubbing his arm, rubbing my belly, grabbing at plantes and sheets. I ended up pushing his hand free of my growler when I had my O and I know I squirted a little.

He waited a bit and then started thrusting again. Leaned in and kissed me. His pelvis grinding against my clit. I wanted his thumb back I wanted that fuller feeling. I him to keep kissing me. I wanted to breath too. He eventually leaned back again, grabbed my knees again and started working towards his own orgasm.

I played with myself and he picked up the pace. It took a good delicious while before he pulled out of my ass and started jerking off to cum on my stomach. I didnt want to mess his rythm so I didnt try to grab him but I punt my hand near his. I wanted to grab him so bad but I didnt interfere with his process and just watched the show and him unloading on my stomach.

He kissed me and then noticed I was still rubbing myself. I was so close to another orgasm. He asked if he could help and all I said was, I'm close. He got off me and since I had eyes closed, i wasnt prepared for him to go back into my ass. It through me off completely, but in such a great way. He hardly moved and just stayed there and let me finish myself off.

We got into the shower and I washed him off. I made some.flirty comments about my stretched butt. He licked my ass a few time while I held my butt cheeks. He frowned and said "No more coconut flavoring"



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Reply #2407 on: June 13, 2023, 04:19:16 PM
All I could think of was a walking talking.pima coloda. All you needed was some rum and a little cocktail umbrella. You'd be a tropical delight.  :emot_laughing:

I suppose you think I'm going to WOO you
How can I not. What a tale!!!8

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Reply #2408 on: June 14, 2023, 05:39:34 PM
........ Like feeling him grow in my mouth. Always love that.


Mrs Obi always says that - about me, not Allan  ;D

And a very much deserved woo #2129

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Reply #2409 on: June 14, 2023, 06:05:47 PM
........ Like feeling him grow in my mouth. Always love that.


Mrs Obi always says that - about me, not Allan  ;D

And a very much deserved woo #2129

It is such a great sensation both physically and mentally.



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Reply #2410 on: June 18, 2023, 08:12:49 PM
Without the detail and such of Sheila's posts, Mrs JBRG got her toes curled and a belly covered in cum yesterday around about lunch time. I was merely interested in getting some intimate skin to skin time. That it ended up in a couple of orgasms was a bonus.

That is all.


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Reply #2411 on: June 19, 2023, 03:54:40 PM
I'll woo a lunch time romp.

It was late, I was tired, but he was in a mood. I really wasn't in the mood, but he kept rubbing himself through his clothes and it was very obvious he hand an erection. I slipped off my bottoms, and told him to do what he needed to do, but don't expect a whole lot from me. He was a bit hesitant, but finally he started fingering me. It was only a moment before he was on top of me, and it wasnt much longer after that that he finished. Of course, now I'm in the mood, and wanting a bit of release for myself, but I was still very very tired and didnt want to put in any effort. So I went to sleep.



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Reply #2412 on: June 24, 2023, 07:55:03 PM
Not last night, but the night before we had a romp in his gaming chair, and then I swallowed millions of his unborn children



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Reply #2413 on: June 24, 2023, 08:29:25 PM
… and then I swallowed millions of his unborn children

Woo. 😂😂😂

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Reply #2414 on: June 24, 2023, 09:43:13 PM
Starting to wonder what the shelf life of that gaming chair is. It sees some hard use. ;D

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Reply #2415 on: June 24, 2023, 10:08:36 PM
It's holding quite well, we're not abusing all that much. It rocks so it actually moves with us rather than us moving around in it. I wouldn't recommend smelling it, unless that's what your into. I have used some upholstery cleaner on it from time to time.



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Reply #2416 on: June 24, 2023, 11:09:36 PM

I wouldn't recommend smelling it, unless that's what your into.


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Reply #2417 on: June 24, 2023, 11:25:26 PM
Ditto what Toe said above  :emot_laughing:

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Reply #2418 on: June 26, 2023, 01:38:23 PM
Still got it!  Now I'm broken. :facepalm:

So, my big plans for hubby being away in the Yukon fishing for a week came together (we didn't actually cum together, I mean we were together, and everybody came, but pretty much all over the place).

My groundskeeper ex lover, and the brother in law who warned him to stay away from homewrecking redheads to preserve the honour of his sister both spit roasted me in the Hope Inn.  This was supposed to be a whole night of debauchery, but I passed out after round one, and my two gentlemen callers have run home to their wives.

I slept five hours, and now I walk like a little old lady, feel like I just gave birth, and am seriously about to go back to bed to sleep for another four hours.  I mean, we had really good intense sex, but I seriously just closed my eyes to enjoy the bliss for a second, and wake up alone, having been literally moved onto the second bed and wrapped in blankets without waking up.

My ex lover left me a lovely note, and I got texts from both of them, which was sweet and kind of awkward, but the whole "finally have the sex I have been edging about for a week, then pass out" is kind of hard on my ego.  What the hell.  I had plans for going all night.  I don't have to do anything but feed the frigging fish and bunnies for the next week.  I definitely will not be inserting anything for a few days as I am just a little tender, and honestly I think I stretched into positions my body remembers me being able to do a lot more clearly than it remembers how long ago since I tried it.

Nap now.  I feel like the slut I wanted to be, and the little old lady I swear wasn't supposed to happen for another twenty years.  I regret nothing, I did work off that  Gulab Jamun.

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Reply #2419 on: June 26, 2023, 01:59:49 PM
WOO #78 For our Valley Vixen. And yes the body can enjoy wild sex but as we age there's a price to pay. You'll be up for a softer mor relaxing session in a couple days. :emot_kiss:

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