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Reply #2500 on: June 26, 2019, 07:52:12 PM
Instead of throwing out the burgers that get over-seared, at the end of the shift, those get chopped up, and made into the signature Chili.

That's why they sell chili.

I’ll add this to the things I learned today.  I never thought about it, but that makes sense.  Of course, making chili with hamburger is a capital crime in Texas.

Stew meat for the win.

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Reply #2501 on: June 26, 2019, 07:54:15 PM
Instead of throwing out the burgers that get over-seared, at the end of the shift, those get chopped up, and made into the signature Chili.

That's why they sell chili.

I’ll add this to the things I learned today.  I never thought about it, but that makes sense.  Of course, making chili with hamburger is a capital crime in Texas.

Stew meat for the win.

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With a little fatty ground pork for more flavor and to sear everything.

Oh yeah, and beans.



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Reply #2502 on: June 26, 2019, 09:48:18 PM

Stew meat for the win.

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With a little fatty ground pork for more flavor and to sear everything.

Oh yeah, and beans.


I don’t get all fanatical about beans.  If you want them, fine.  It isn’t a hanging offense where I come from, but be careful, I know some Texans who would pistol whip you for less.

I’m with you on the fatty pork.  Shoulder or butt.   Throw in a piece of fatback.  The best chili is when you take all your left over meats, beef, pork, venison, and soak overnight in a marinade, then sauté before you put everything in a big pot, and simmer all day with your spices vegetables and chili seasoning.

I’m still making vichyssoise tonight.
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Reply #2503 on: June 27, 2019, 02:55:18 AM
Heat.  :roll:



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Reply #2504 on: June 27, 2019, 03:49:52 AM
Heat.  :roll:

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Reply #2505 on: June 27, 2019, 05:32:57 PM
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Reply #2506 on: June 27, 2019, 05:58:26 PM

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Reply #2507 on: June 27, 2019, 09:21:18 PM
it's 105 degrees.  :roll:



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Reply #2508 on: June 28, 2019, 03:10:26 AM

Remember the Golden Rule: you do me, and I\'ll do you (paraphrased)


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Reply #2509 on: June 28, 2019, 03:43:32 PM
We went to her sister’s house 25 minutes away last evening with her driving her new car to learn the way.  I asked ‘highway or backroads’ and was told backroads.  For now on the answer will be highway and stay in the right lane where there’s 10 feet of right hand shoulder.

She makes the same mistake my other wife did, positions her body in the middle of the lane not the car.  It must be fear of the oncoming traffic, but they passed us 6-8 feet away.  Meanwhile I’m in the passenger seat watching her side mirror missing mailboxes by inches.  I tried to politely give her some constructive criticism, but she wouldn’t believe me.  At one point she slipped off the road in a rut and had to fight the car back on the road.

The one positive was this nonbeliever is now embracing her Catholicism.  As the mailboxes were whizzing by potentially decapitating me, I began crossing myself and whispering prayers.

I drove home.



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Reply #2510 on: June 28, 2019, 03:48:52 PM
One thing I love about Texas (One of the few) is that even the county roads have a paved shoulder, that's practically a 4th lane (On both sides) and people pull over to let you pass.  On the right, on 2 lane highways (Which are more like 4 lanes.)  It's just polite, and rather weirdly polite, for the Texas attitude, and the way people drive, pulling immelmanns on the spaghetti interchanges.  I hate driving in Tecas, but back when I was traveling by bike/trailer on a recumbent, I basically had a full width bike-lane from city-to-city.

They don't have that in Portland.



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Reply #2511 on: June 28, 2019, 05:03:04 PM
Texas Primer:  The Hi Sign






edit:fixed your broken link  :D
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Reply #2512 on: July 02, 2019, 11:28:25 PM
My daughter is off on her camping trip with her dad and his family. I hate sharing my angel.  :roll:



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Reply #2513 on: July 03, 2019, 05:02:13 PM
Repeatedly landing on Luxury Tax and then rolling a six.




She’s beaten me every game since we started playing a couple days ago.



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Reply #2514 on: July 03, 2019, 05:28:29 PM
At least those are 2 spaces she can't put Hotels on?



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Reply #2515 on: July 03, 2019, 05:41:17 PM
At least those are 2 spaces she can't put Hotels on?

Oh I land on those too nearly every time around the board.  And the one time I had any hotels, which were on St. James/Tennessee/New York, she landed on Community Chest in the middle of them nearly every time just missing my hotels and drawing a card that gave her $100 or $200!

And when you sell your houses and hotels back to the bank to pay her, you only get half what they cost.

She’s cute though, so whadda ya gonna do?



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Reply #2516 on: July 03, 2019, 05:47:04 PM
She’s cute though, so whadda ya gonna do?

Open your wallet, and unzip your pants?



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Reply #2517 on: July 03, 2019, 08:21:52 PM
At least those are 2 spaces she can't put Hotels on?

Oh I land on those too nearly every time around the board.  And the one time I had any hotels, which were on St. James/Tennessee/New York, she landed on Community Chest in the middle of them nearly every time just missing my hotels and drawing a card that gave her $100 or $200!

And when you sell your houses and hotels back to the bank to pay her, you only get half what they cost.

She’s cute though, so whadda ya gonna do?

That game is notorious for breaking up families.

Please find another one before you end up in divorce court.

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Reply #2518 on: July 03, 2019, 08:37:11 PM




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Reply #2519 on: July 03, 2019, 08:49:54 PM
LOL, it doesn't matter if you believe in a no-win scenario, or not.  You don't have to go looking for Trouble, it can always find you.



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