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Reply #2340 on: June 04, 2019, 09:15:44 PM
Dealing with a realtor.


My brother in law and sister had friends that are real estate agents.  There were 3 of them, all with different agencies.  After Kevin passed, they were like flies on sh*t.   All wanting the listing.  

"Um, my brother in law just passed away, can you back the F off and let me grieve."  
And what made them think I was selling the house anyways.  Who knows.  I lost a lot of respect for them.   Even one of his closest friends that said, "You know, Kevin did want me to list the house if it is ever sold."  To him I looked at Dan and said, "Tell him to f*ck right off, please."   Dan looked at him and translated, "We have no plans on moving at this time.  We really like it here."

I hate that friends that are realtors, insurance agents, or car salespersons, that are all up in my face trying to get me to come to them.   I want to be your friend, not a potential client.  

I shop my insurance every 2 years.  Have the lowest price and you might get my business.   When it comes to cars, I like the style.  Don't try to talk me into something that I think is fugly or I won't enjoy.  


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Reply #2341 on: June 04, 2019, 09:47:33 PM
Lawyers are called “ambulance chasers” for a reason.  I’d rather not have a new case than engage in barratry and solicitation. It is ethically improper, but also criminally illegal.  Doesn’t mean people don’t do it, and some of them lose their licenses and spend time in jail.



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Reply #2342 on: June 04, 2019, 10:59:02 PM
Dealing with a realtor.


My brother in law and sister had friends that are real estate agents.  There were 3 of them, all with different agencies.  After Kevin passed, they were like flies on sh*t.   All wanting the listing.  

"Um, my brother in law just passed away, can you back the F off and let me grieve."  
And what made them think I was selling the house anyways.  Who knows.  I lost a lot of respect for them.   Even one of his closest friends that said, "You know, Kevin did want me to list the house if it is ever sold."  To him I looked at Dan and said, "Tell him to f*ck right off, please."   Dan looked at him and translated, "We have no plans on moving at this time.  We really like it here."

I hate that friends that are realtors, insurance agents, or car salespersons, that are all up in my face trying to get me to come to them.   I want to be your friend, not a potential client.  

I shop my insurance every 2 years.  Have the lowest price and you might get my business.   When it comes to cars, I like the style.  Don't try to talk me into something that I think is fugly or I won't enjoy.  



He made sure to keep a smile on his face the whole time. Kept his tone of voice very happy. Those people would sell you dog crap in a can if they could.  :roll:



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Reply #2343 on: June 05, 2019, 03:56:42 AM
I got a boo.   My 4th ever.  My first in 2 years.
« Last Edit: June 05, 2019, 01:30:54 PM by MintJulie »

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Reply #2344 on: June 05, 2019, 05:52:47 AM
Don’t worry, they get easier to accept as they grow. It used to bother me, then I realized it was a sign I was winning. They had nothing to support their arguments, just a boo.
« Last Edit: June 05, 2019, 09:41:43 PM by Katiebee »

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Reply #2345 on: June 05, 2019, 01:37:49 PM

I got a boo.   My first 4th ever.  My first in 2 years.

Oh boo hoo.

This one's on you, in my opinion.

Deception is a baaaaad thing.

Remmy

PS: Do you happen to recall one certain new member who only lasted 2 days before getting a boo... 2 days



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Reply #2346 on: June 05, 2019, 01:54:22 PM

I got a boo.   My first 4th ever.  My first in 2 years.

Oh boo hoo.

This one's on you, in my opinion.

Deception is a baaaaad thing.

Remmy

PS: Do you happen to recall one certain new member who only lasted 2 days before getting a boo... 2 days


Do I recall that??  No, I don't know what you speak of.  ;)

I know.   The boo I received was well deserved.   I would have preferred a spankin' instead.  A bare bottom spankin' over his knee, with quick, sharp strikes.  And maybe a soothing rub with his soft hands to follow.  :)

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Reply #2347 on: June 05, 2019, 02:44:53 PM

I got a boo.   My first 4th ever.  My first in 2 years.

Oh boo hoo.

This one's on you, in my opinion.

Deception is a baaaaad thing.

Remmy

PS: Do you happen to recall one certain new member who only lasted 2 days before getting a boo... 2 days


Do I recall that??  No, I don't know what you speak of.  ;)

I know.   The boo I received was well deserved.   I would have preferred a spankin' instead.  A bare bottom spankin' over his knee, with quick, sharp strikes.  And maybe a soothing rub with his soft hands to follow.  :)

 :emot_bottomspank:



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Reply #2348 on: June 05, 2019, 03:15:59 PM

I know.   The boo I received was well deserved.   I would have preferred a spankin' instead.  A bare bottom spankin' over his knee, with quick, sharp strikes.  And maybe a soothing rub with his soft hands to follow.  :)

I volunteer to give your cute bottom a soothing rub..... ;D

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Reply #2349 on: June 05, 2019, 05:57:51 PM

I know.   The boo I received was well deserved.   I would have preferred a spankin' instead.  A bare bottom spankin' over his knee, with quick, sharp strikes.  And maybe a soothing rub with his soft hands to follow.  :)

I volunteer to give your cute bottom a soothing rub..... ;D




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Reply #2350 on: June 05, 2019, 06:07:14 PM
I'm sorry you don't qualify for my 100th smite.

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Reply #2351 on: June 05, 2019, 06:56:19 PM
Hot.  :roll:



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Reply #2352 on: June 05, 2019, 07:42:34 PM
I'm sorry you don't qualify for my 100th smite.

#Resist

Ooh, ooh!  I want it!  "Go ahead," squinting, "Make my day, punk."

You know, I'm going to take credit it for it, if you save it for the next person that calls me a poltroon.
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Reply #2353 on: June 06, 2019, 12:31:24 PM

I got a boo.   My first 4th ever.  My first in 2 years.

Oh boo hoo.

This one's on you, in my opinion.

Deception is a baaaaad thing.

Remmy

PS: Do you happen to recall one certain new member who only lasted 2 days before getting a boo... 2 days


Do I recall that??  No, I don't know what you speak of.  ;)


And we were just talking about deception. For shame... {sigh}



I know.   The boo I received was well deserved.   I would have preferred a spankin' instead.  A bare bottom spankin' over his knee, with quick, sharp strikes.  And maybe a soothing rub with his soft hands to follow.  :)

Thank you for that mental image. Do you know how much money we could raise by auctioning off the privilege of administering that?

I can see the bidders lining up now.
:emot_updwn:

Remmy  :-*



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Reply #2354 on: June 06, 2019, 12:44:15 PM

I got a boo.   My first 4th ever.  My first in 2 years.

Oh boo hoo.

This one's on you, in my opinion.

Deception is a baaaaad thing.

Remmy

PS: Do you happen to recall one certain new member who only lasted 2 days before getting a boo... 2 days


Do I recall that??  No, I don't know what you speak of.  ;)


And we were just talking about deception. For shame... {sigh}



I know.   The boo I received was well deserved.   I would have preferred a spankin' instead.  A bare bottom spankin' over his knee, with quick, sharp strikes.  And maybe a soothing rub with his soft hands to follow.  :)

Thank you for that mental image. Do you know how much money we could raise by auctioning off the privilege of administering that?

I can see the bidders lining up now.
:emot_updwn:

Remmy  :-*


And they are all behind me  ;D


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Reply #2355 on: June 06, 2019, 04:12:56 PM
Hot again.



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Reply #2356 on: June 06, 2019, 09:26:41 PM
The memories of the fallen on this, the 75th anniversary of D-Day.

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Reply #2357 on: June 07, 2019, 04:56:31 PM
Lauren, AKA wifey #2's mommy came and took her away from me for two weeks.  :'(

I cried like a baby as wifey held me and comforted me. I miss her like crazy already and it's only been a couple hours.  :facepalm:

I want my hot blonde in a wheelchair back.  :'(



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Reply #2358 on: June 07, 2019, 06:52:47 PM
Great, for some reason, I thought Wheelchair Wifey was oriental for some reason.  (Maybe she said Waifu at some point?  IDK.)  Now, I have to adjust my mental image to an Occidental blonde.

No, it's not enough to ruin my day, but it spoils my imaginary menage management a little. 



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Reply #2359 on: June 07, 2019, 07:38:52 PM
Great, for some reason, I thought Wheelchair Wifey was oriental for some reason.  (Maybe she said Waifu at some point?  IDK.)  Now, I have to adjust my mental image to an Occidental blonde.

No, it's not enough to ruin my day, but it spoils my imaginary menage management a little. 

No, my actual wifey is Japanese-American. She'd get pissed if you called her "oriental".  ;D