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Reply #760 on: April 01, 2020, 06:42:50 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on March 30, 2020, 04:25:18 AM
CJ is too tired, too stressed, and too quietly angry for sex.  :roll:

So, that would be a no?   ;D ;D

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Reply #761 on: April 01, 2020, 08:01:51 PM

Not me.  I think March 5th was the last time.   Because I got the stomach flue on the night of the 9th and then the kids all got there on the 12th.  

Hmmmm looking at the calendar
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Reply #762 on: April 01, 2020, 08:28:03 PM
I’m going to get laid tonight. Wifey has been working evenings at the hotel. But she has a day or two off now, so I anticipate there is going to be some Friday on Wednesday. Dr. Weismueller is charging all the toys. I’m tying her to the Sybian also.


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Reply #763 on: April 02, 2020, 02:23:08 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on April 01, 2020, 08:01:51 PM

Not me.  I think March 5th was the last time.   Because I got the stomach flue on the night of the 9th and then the kids all got there on the 12th.  

Hmmmm looking at the calendar

MJ - Dan and you tell the oldest that you are going out for ice cream, then drive to a secluded spot, like you did as teenagers, and your dry spell is over. But don't forget to bring back the ice cream.  ;D ;D

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Reply #764 on: April 02, 2020, 12:57:10 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on April 01, 2020, 08:01:51 PM

Not me.  I think March 5th was the last time.   Because I got the stomach flue on the night of the 9th and then the kids all got there on the 12th.  

Hmmmm looking at the calendar


Issue corrected.   Was asleep 5 minutes later and slept like a baby.

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Reply #765 on: April 02, 2020, 01:10:38 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on April 02, 2020, 12:57:10 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on April 01, 2020, 08:01:51 PM

Not me.  I think March 5th was the last time.   Because I got the stomach flue on the night of the 9th and then the kids all got there on the 12th.  

Hmmmm looking at the calendar


Issue corrected.   Was asleep 5 minutes later and slept like a baby.



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Reply #766 on: April 02, 2020, 05:45:16 PM
Wifey needed a stress relief. CJ provided. Wifey slept like a baby. Woke up smiling.

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Reply #767 on: April 10, 2020, 04:33:46 PM
Dan just sat down next to me on the couch and noticed I was on KB.   He asked, "Whats the name of that one topic where people post they got lucky?"  
I told him "So who got laid last night?"  
He said, "Yeah, that one.   Will you post in there on my behalf, please?"  







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Reply #768 on: April 10, 2020, 06:33:35 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on April 10, 2020, 04:33:46 PM
Dan just sat down next to me on the couch and noticed I was on KB.   He asked, "Whats the name of that one topic where people post they got lucky?"  
I told him "So who got laid last night?"  
He said, "Yeah, that one.   Will you post in there on my behalf, please?"  







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Reply #769 on: April 10, 2020, 06:44:13 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on April 10, 2020, 04:33:46 PM
Dan just sat down next to me on the couch and noticed I was on KB.   He asked, "Whats the name of that one topic where people post they got lucky?"  
I told him "So who got laid last night?"  
He said, "Yeah, that one.   Will you post in there on my behalf, please?"  






Ummm...just wondering?  Were you aware that that had happened. :emot_laughing:

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Reply #770 on: April 10, 2020, 07:19:53 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on April 10, 2020, 04:33:46 PM
Dan just sat down next to me on the couch and noticed I was on KB.   He asked, "Whats the name of that one topic where people post they got lucky?"  
I told him "So who got laid last night?"  
He said, "Yeah, that one.   Will you post in there on my behalf, please?"  

Thumbs up to Dan.... 8)  Will he elaborate?  ;D ;D

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Reply #771 on: April 11, 2020, 02:50:06 PM
Does phone sex count?  Or is that mutual masturbating?  Partner assisted masturbation.  Well if it doesn't, it sure as hell felt like it should count.


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Reply #772 on: April 11, 2020, 03:19:30 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on April 11, 2020, 02:50:06 PM
Does phone sex count?  Or is that mutual masturbating?  Partner assisted masturbation.  Well if it doesn't, it sure as hell felt like it should count.
More research needed to answer your question Shiela. Give me a call and we'll give this more study. ;D

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Reply #773 on: April 11, 2020, 03:21:10 PM
Wheelchair upstairs last night.   8)


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Reply #774 on: April 11, 2020, 03:32:12 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on April 11, 2020, 02:50:06 PM
Does phone sex count?  Or is that mutual masturbating?  Partner assisted masturbation.  Well if it doesn't, it sure as hell felt like it should count.


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Reply #775 on: April 11, 2020, 03:46:25 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on April 11, 2020, 03:32:12 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on April 11, 2020, 02:50:06 PM
Does phone sex count?  Or is that mutual masturbating?  Partner assisted masturbation.  Well if it doesn't, it sure as hell felt like it should count.





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Reply #776 on: April 11, 2020, 05:13:52 PM
Phone sex is like half a step up from cyber sex.  :emot_laughing:


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Reply #777 on: April 11, 2020, 05:45:07 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on April 11, 2020, 05:13:52 PM
Phone sex is like half a step up from cyber sex.  :emot_laughing:


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Reply #778 on: April 11, 2020, 05:51:24 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on April 11, 2020, 05:13:52 PM
Phone sex is like half a step up from cyber sex.  :emot_laughing:

Dont care, still counts



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Reply #779 on: April 11, 2020, 07:36:53 PM


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