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Reply #780 on: April 11, 2020, 08:10:37 PM
Just a minute mom... Dan needs something.

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Reply #781 on: April 11, 2020, 09:34:33 PM

You're funny!    I will confess to having sex with Dan and answering a call from my dad.    ONCE!

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Reply #782 on: April 11, 2020, 11:56:08 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on April 11, 2020, 09:34:33 PM

You're funny!    I will confess to having sex with Dan and answering a call from my dad.    ONCE!

Hmmm...only once?  ;D

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Reply #783 on: April 12, 2020, 03:26:15 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on April 11, 2020, 09:34:33 PM

You're funny!    I will confess to having sex with Dan and answering a call from my dad.    ONCE!

I will confess to getting a blow job from my ex-wife while talking to my mom on the phone once upon a time. I got my revenge later that week by eating her pussy while she was on the phone with her mom.

That is all.

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Reply #784 on: April 12, 2020, 04:09:27 AM
Quote from: JBRG on April 12, 2020, 03:26:15 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on April 11, 2020, 09:34:33 PM

You're funny!    I will confess to having sex with Dan and answering a call from my dad.    ONCE!

I will confess to getting a blow job from my ex-wife while talking to my mom on the phone once upon a time. I got my revenge later that week by eating her pussy while she was on the phone with her mom.


One of my exes was very close to her mom and talked with her daily, so we had a little game where I would eat her hoo hoo while she tried to carry on a normal conversation in a normal voice.  After a while, I think her mom was in on it also, which only made it more exciting to me.
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Reply #785 on: April 12, 2020, 04:31:47 AM
CJ once gave a blowjob while the lucky bastard was reading a newspaper.  :emot_laughing:

Only took about two minutes. Or less. :roll:


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Reply #786 on: April 12, 2020, 02:21:34 PM

It was the middle of the night and I felt so comfortable under the covers with Dan curled up against me.  I was drifting in and out of sleep.  Then I felt Dan move a bit and could feel his erection pressing against my bottom.

"HE IS RISEN," was whispered in my ear.

I removed his arm that was draped over me and moved away.

No, I did not have sex last night.

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Reply #787 on: April 12, 2020, 02:33:24 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on April 12, 2020, 02:21:34 PM

It was the middle of the night and I felt so comfortable under the covers with Dan curled up against me.  I was drifting in and out of sleep.  Then I felt Dan move a bit and could feel his erection pressing against my bottom.

"HE IS RISEN," was whispered in my ear.

I removed his arm that was draped over me and moved away.

No, I did not have sex last night.

Cock tease.  :roll:


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Reply #788 on: April 12, 2020, 02:40:24 PM
Dan:.  :aol_poundit: :emot_banghead:

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Reply #789 on: April 14, 2020, 01:37:26 PM
It was so nice having him over after I got done with work.  He had some food for me and then after my shower he gave me a foot massage.  We talked and watched some shows and then I fell asleep.

No I did not get laid  :facepalm:


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Reply #790 on: April 14, 2020, 07:06:59 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on April 14, 2020, 01:37:26 PM

No I did not get laid  :facepalm:

I wonder if we had a "So who did not get laid tonight?" thread, if that thread would get more posts... ;D ;D

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Reply #791 on: April 14, 2020, 07:35:32 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on April 14, 2020, 07:06:59 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on April 14, 2020, 01:37:26 PM

No I did not get laid  :facepalm:

I wonder if we had a "So who did not get laid tonight?" thread, if that thread would get more posts... ;D ;D
I doubt the board has that much bandwidth to handle all those posts. well, mine anyway. :facepalm:

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Reply #792 on: April 14, 2020, 07:49:59 PM
Too tired, and no desire for the humpty hump anyway.  :roll:


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Reply #793 on: April 14, 2020, 08:14:06 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on April 14, 2020, 07:06:59 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on April 14, 2020, 01:37:26 PM

No I did not get laid  :facepalm:

I wonder if we had a "So who did not get laid tonight?" thread, if that thread would get more posts... ;D ;D

I thought we did, but I believe it's called "what ruined your day"


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Reply #794 on: April 18, 2020, 01:44:43 PM

We were hoping to.  

We were planning on it.   I showered, laid out lingerie I was going to wear for later, set a couple of candles on the night stand.  

The oldest was even taking the other two to her dads house for a 'girls night' so we could have some alone time.  Then Dan got the idea to put a big filet mignon on the grill for each of us about 7:30.  Two thick beautiful fillets.  Some roasted russet potatoes, corn, salad.  Wine.

Bad move Dan.  Bad move.  The last thing I want after a huge meal is sex.  He will never learn.

So, in answer to the thread title......   Not Me.   But the meal was delicious.






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Reply #795 on: April 18, 2020, 02:08:17 PM
 
Quote from: MintJulie on April 18, 2020, 01:44:43 PM

We were hoping to. 

We were planning on it.   I showered, laid out lingerie I was going to wear for later, set a couple of candles on the night stand. 

The oldest was even taking the other two to her dads house for a 'girls night' so we could have some alone time.  Then Dan got the idea to put a big filet mignon on the grill for each of us about 7:30.  Two thick beautiful fillets.  Some roasted russet potatoes, corn, salad.  Wine.

Bad move Dan.  Bad move.  The last thing I want after a huge meal is sex.  He will never learn.

So, in answer to the thread title......   Not Me.   But the meal was delicious.







Awwwww.  :'(


Wheelchair upstairs. No social distancing of any kind.  8)
 
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Reply #796 on: April 18, 2020, 02:31:55 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on April 18, 2020, 01:44:43 PM

 The last thing I want after a huge meal is sex.  


Watcher keeps that in mind.  ;D ;D

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Reply #797 on: April 24, 2020, 03:44:45 PM
I did. When the next time is.... ;D ;D


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Reply #798 on: April 24, 2020, 06:35:20 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on April 24, 2020, 03:44:45 PM
I did. When the next time is.... ;D ;D


Let me check to see when the next blue moon is :emot_laughing:


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Reply #799 on: April 24, 2020, 11:34:01 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on April 24, 2020, 06:35:20 PM

Let me check to see when the next blue moon is :emot_laughing:

Probably a better chance with a blue moon then I would spinning... :facepalm:

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