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Offline Shiela_M

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Reply #800 on: April 27, 2020, 05:20:14 PM
It was un-fucking-believable.  One of the best nights


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Reply #801 on: April 27, 2020, 05:21:32 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on April 27, 2020, 05:20:14 PM
It was un-fucking-believable.  One of the best nights
:emot_clap: :emot_clap: :emot_clap:
So happy for you.  ;D

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Reply #802 on: April 27, 2020, 06:06:24 PM
My hand did all the work instead of my mouth this time.  :D


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Reply #803 on: April 27, 2020, 07:25:57 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on April 27, 2020, 05:20:14 PM
It was un-fucking-believable.  One of the best nights

Sure, rub it in why don't you.  Wait. Chirp did rub one in....or out... ;D ;D

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Reply #804 on: April 27, 2020, 07:29:20 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on April 27, 2020, 07:25:57 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on April 27, 2020, 05:20:14 PM
It was un-fucking-believable.  One of the best nights

Sure, rub it in why don't you.  Wait. Chirp did rub one in....or out... ;D ;D

Head or hand, some part of CJ is always between someones legs.


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Reply #805 on: April 27, 2020, 07:34:29 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on April 27, 2020, 07:29:20 PM

Sure, rub it in why don't you.  Wait. Chirp did rub one in....or out... ;D ;D

Head or hand, some part of CJ is always between someones legs.

Watcher looks down between his legs. No Chirp. Or any part of her. ;D ;D

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Reply #806 on: May 07, 2020, 06:33:49 PM
California style last night. And that’s the first time mid-week is way to long.

That is all.

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Reply #807 on: May 07, 2020, 09:41:20 PM
California style? ???

What the heck have I been missing out on all these years?
Now it's too late for me. :facepalm:

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Reply #808 on: May 07, 2020, 09:55:02 PM
Quote from: msslave on May 07, 2020, 09:41:20 PM

California style? ???

What the heck have I been missing out on all these years?

Now it's too late for me. :facepalm:


I didn't know what that meant, either. But I googled it, and according to the Urban Dictionary, it's likely not too late for you:

"A strange form of masturbation where (if right handed) you lift your right leg up and put your right arm underneath your right leg. You then proceed to whack off with your arm underneath your leg. To be done correctly, the inside of your elbow should be rubbing against the bottom of your thigh."

Whatever floats your boat...







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Reply #809 on: May 07, 2020, 09:58:45 PM
Pretty sure that's what jake did last night after I asked permission to say no.  Just wasn't in the mood.  Body was willing mind was lost.  He really is a sweet guy.


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Reply #810 on: May 07, 2020, 10:40:40 PM
Been quite a while. Too much stress and fatigue. No wheelchair upstairs either.  :facepalm:


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Reply #811 on: May 11, 2020, 01:59:20 PM
 :D

Fireworks. Nuclear detonations. Wheelchair upstairs.  8)


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Reply #812 on: May 11, 2020, 02:26:56 PM
Happy for you Chirp! :emot_kiss:

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Reply #813 on: May 11, 2020, 04:11:42 PM
Quote from: msslave on May 11, 2020, 02:26:56 PM
Happy for you Chirp! :emot_kiss:


It was desperately needed. So much stress and worry to work out.  :roll:


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Reply #814 on: May 11, 2020, 04:20:53 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on May 11, 2020, 04:11:42 PM

It was desperately needed. So much stress and worry to work out.  :roll:

All you had to do was ask... ;D ;D

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Reply #815 on: May 11, 2020, 04:25:16 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on May 11, 2020, 04:20:53 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on May 11, 2020, 04:11:42 PM

It was desperately needed. So much stress and worry to work out.  :roll:

All you had to do was ask... ;D ;D

I guess I forgot while I was... eh, I best not say what went on last night. There's a tissue paper shortage after all.  :emot_laughing:


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Reply #816 on: May 11, 2020, 04:26:26 PM
Mother’s Day.  All holes were stretched.  Mommy got the 60 ruble whore treatment.  She deserved no less.


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Reply #817 on: May 11, 2020, 05:44:47 PM
I did not.  Because of mother's day I had no man for it.  Just me and my reliable hand held shower buddy.


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Reply #818 on: May 12, 2020, 02:05:50 PM

This morning.

We were in bed watching Robin Meade on HLN.   I made a comment about how pretty she is.  I've known Dan thinks she's pretty for a couple of years. I began talking a little more raunchy about her.   Dan was ready to go in about 40 seconds.

He's asleep now.  
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Reply #819 on: May 12, 2020, 02:10:02 PM
Sounds like our lady sheriff rode Dan hard and put him away wet. ;D
Good way to start the day!

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