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Offline msslave

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Reply #1120 on: April 23, 2021, 04:35:20 PM
Hope that calms you down for a while Big Bird. All the ladies around here are nesting and raising young eaglets. They don't need a horny Eagle bothering 'em.

Wanna watch a couple young 'uns.
https://www.dnr.state.mn.us/features/webcams/eaglecam/index.html

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Reply #1121 on: April 23, 2021, 04:40:12 PM
Ah, the ol lotion-on-the-back trick. Congrats!  8)



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Reply #1122 on: April 23, 2021, 04:53:49 PM
Woo to you and the Mrs. Betting that shoulder caused you zero problems last night  :emot_kiss:


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Reply #1123 on: April 23, 2021, 08:00:44 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on April 23, 2021, 04:53:49 PM
Woo to you and the Mrs. Betting that shoulder caused you zero problems last night  :emot_kiss:

Thank you all. What shoulder problem?  ;D ;D

Watcher's mantra is that sex cures many ailments.... 8)

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Reply #1124 on: April 25, 2021, 06:21:43 PM
Yes I did, and again this morning. I'm having a very difficult time thinking about how I would write this down, so I'll just say this.

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Reply #1125 on: April 27, 2021, 03:19:19 PM
Yes...yes I did! It was great.

Now my knees hurt and my jaw is sore. :facepalm: :emot_laughing:

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Reply #1126 on: April 27, 2021, 03:32:30 PM
Quote from: msslave on April 27, 2021, 03:19:19 PM
Yes...yes I did! It was great.

Now my knees hurt and my jaw is sore. :facepalm: :emot_laughing:

Is something else sore?  ;D ;D

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Reply #1127 on: April 27, 2021, 05:21:40 PM

me.

Thank you Dan!


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Reply #1128 on: April 27, 2021, 08:13:55 PM
Way to go, MJ.  And I hope it was Dan.  ;D ;D  Post Covid sex? Nice.  8)

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Reply #1129 on: April 28, 2021, 12:17:40 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on April 27, 2021, 05:21:40 PM

me.

Thank you Dan!

Um... details? Anything at all?


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Reply #1130 on: April 28, 2021, 03:25:41 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on April 28, 2021, 12:17:40 AM
Um... details? Anything at all?



Hmmm, how do I say this in a lady like fashion?!?

Oh, I know...

He doesn't have all his strength back after losing 10 pounds in the last 8 days.   Basically, I had to do all the work. 

I may have yelled 'giddy up' a couple of times during our play time.


If you can't use your imagination, here's some more help.  It was kinda sorta like this, but so very slow he said it was almost torturous-like.... https://cdn.iloopit.net/resources/4e81aa2a-03a8-417b-a770-8b36a2967a3e/thumbrs.jpeg

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Reply #1131 on: April 28, 2021, 03:59:32 AM
 :facepalm:
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Reply #1132 on: April 28, 2021, 07:02:05 AM
Quote from: msslave on April 27, 2021, 03:19:19 PM
Yes...yes I did! It was great.

Now my knees hurt and my jaw is sore. :facepalm: :emot_laughing:

What about other places?  :D 8) :-*


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Reply #1133 on: April 28, 2021, 04:02:57 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on April 28, 2021, 03:25:41 AM


Hmmm, how do I say this in a lady like fashion?!?

Oh, I know...

He doesn't have all his strength back after losing 10 pounds in the last 8 days.   Basically, I had to do all the work. 

I may have yelled 'giddy up' a couple of times during our play time.


But I am sure he enjoyed it all the same. Who wouldn't with you on top yelling giddy up... 8) 8)


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Reply #1134 on: April 28, 2021, 04:10:48 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on April 28, 2021, 04:02:57 PM
But I am sure he enjoyed it all the same.
Well, he didn't fall asleep during the act, so I'll take that for what it's worth.
I've also not gotten any bad Yelp reviews.

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Reply #1135 on: April 28, 2021, 06:07:39 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on April 28, 2021, 04:10:48 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on April 28, 2021, 04:02:57 PM
But I am sure he enjoyed it all the same.


Well, he didn't fall asleep during the act, so I'll take that for what it's worth.
I've also not gotten any bad Yelp reviews.

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Reply #1136 on: April 28, 2021, 06:12:46 PM
Quote from: ToeinH2O on April 28, 2021, 06:07:39 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on April 28, 2021, 04:10:48 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on April 28, 2021, 04:02:57 PM
But I am sure he enjoyed it all the same.


Well, he didn't fall asleep during the act, so I'll take that for what it's worth.
I've also not gotten any bad Yelp reviews.

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Reply #1137 on: April 30, 2021, 02:59:31 PM
Oh yes I did.  BIG Ben swung by to repay me for his lunchtime quickie.  Told him i was just doing what I'm supposed to do. I could tell he felt weird saying it, but he said I was a good girl.  I wanted him so f@#%ing bad.  Didnt care where or how, but I wanted him inside me.

I tried doing it again, but my throat was not having it. Then the feeling in my throat was emphasized by his hand on my neck.


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Reply #1138 on: April 30, 2021, 03:10:47 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on April 30, 2021, 02:59:31 PM
Oh yes I did.  BIG Ben swung by to repay me for his lunchtime quickie.  Told him i was just doing what I'm supposed to do. I could tell he felt weird saying it, but he said I was a good girl.  I wanted him so f@#%ing bad.  Didnt care where or how, but I wanted him inside me.

I tried doing it again, but my throat was not having it. Then the feeling in my throat was emphasized by his hand on my neck.

I can understand why your throat was sore..... 8) 8)


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Reply #1139 on: May 06, 2021, 03:28:26 PM
That's a big swollen yes from me.

Twice.


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