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Reply #1380 on: October 18, 2021, 06:29:24 PM
Quote from: Jed_ on October 09, 2021, 01:08:47 AM


Me too actually, in the trailer in the Adirondacks with leaves of all the warm colors falling all around.

Today I was asked, “Do you love me?”
“Yes.”
“How much?”
I used my thumb and index finger to indicate a distance and replied, “About that much.”

It was not my pat answer of “Infinity exponent infinity,” but I got a long laugh.

I tell Mrs JBRG that I love her more than she loves me because my arms are longer. We've all seen kids with arms spread wide saying they love somebody this much. Well, by that measure, I win.

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Reply #1381 on: October 21, 2021, 04:38:40 PM
My wife, it was role-playing ;D night

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Reply #1382 on: October 22, 2021, 02:08:03 AM
I was definitely not expecting it.

If you read my what made my day post, then you've probably already guess who. James.

It kind of started out on the dance floor, and then moved to the hall to the bathrooms. Lot of kissing, lot of heavy petting, and a hand down my pants. When we left the club it was back to my friends apartments where we had a small after party. From there I left in his car and we went back to his place. I was so ready to go at him before we even got into his house. When we got in, it was straight to his bedroom and out of our clothes. He has a great looking body with the beginning of a six pack showing. He was a little above average size I think, but it looked really good. Then we got into bed and it was soooo BORING.

I dont know if he's ever had sex before, but it was missionary, and all he did was pump away. His hands did nothing, and he barely even looked at me the whole two or three minutes. I would not have been surprised at all if he asked me if I had finished.

NO, I hadn't, and I still haven't, good ol shower buddy coming out tonight though.

And yes I told Amanda and Shannon everything during lunch. I thought they were going to pass out they were laughing so hard. I get back in the saddle, and I got a lame pony. He better not expect a repeat after the wedding. Boo James. BOO.
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Reply #1383 on: October 22, 2021, 06:59:01 AM
LMFAO

I read the What Made My Day post first and was a little disappointed that it sounded like nothing happened with James

Then I came here and got excited, thinking you had a good time after all

Now I'm REALLY disappointed he let you down like that. You deserve better  :emot_kiss:


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Reply #1384 on: October 22, 2021, 09:38:32 AM
Poor James was just out of his league with our Shiela.
Add to that, it would be hard for anyone to meet the standards big Ben set.

I've always heard sex was like pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still ok. ;D

Maybe that only applies to guys? ???

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Reply #1385 on: October 22, 2021, 01:39:00 PM
If he would have just done something different. Changed position, speed, angle, rythm.. anything, or at least friggin look at me so I can see your face. Let me know you're enjoying it. It's like all he did was stare down and watch what was happening below the waist.

Yes it was sex, and it felt good when we started, but after a while I was waiting for a little change, but it never came. He did though, so there's that at least. His groans and heavy breathing were more enjoyable than the actual sex. He also wore a condom so I didn't get to really feel it or see it when he did finish which is very enjoyable for me.


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Reply #1386 on: October 22, 2021, 03:08:07 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on October 22, 2021, 01:39:00 PM
If he would have just done something different. Changed position, speed, angle, rythm.. anything, or at least friggin look at me so I can see your face. Let me know you're enjoying it. It's like all he did was stare down and watch what was happening below the waist.

Yes it was sex, and it felt good when we started, but after a while I was waiting for a little change, but it never came. He did though, so there's that at least. His groans and heavy breathing were more enjoyable than the actual sex. He also wore a condom so I didn't get to really feel it or see it when he did finish which is very enjoyable for me.

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Reply #1387 on: October 22, 2021, 03:10:56 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on October 22, 2021, 01:39:00 PM
If he would have just done something different. Changed position, speed, angle, rythm.. anything, or at least friggin look at me so I can see your face. Let me know you're enjoying it. It's like all he did was stare down and watch what was happening below the waist.

Yes it was sex, and it felt good when we started, but after a while I was waiting for a little change, but it never came. He did though, so there's that at least. His groans and heavy breathing were more enjoyable than the actual sex. He also wore a condom so I didn't get to really feel it or see it when he did finish which is very enjoyable for me.

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Reply #1388 on: October 22, 2021, 04:59:47 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on October 22, 2021, 01:39:00 PM
If he would have just done something different. Changed position, speed, angle, rythm.. anything, or at least friggin look at me so I can see your face. Let me know you're enjoying it. It's like all he did was stare down and watch what was happening below the waist.

Yes it was sex, and it felt good when we started, but after a while I was waiting for a little change, but it never came. He did though, so there's that at least. His groans and heavy breathing were more enjoyable than the actual sex. He also wore a condom so I didn't get to really feel it or see it when he did finish which is very enjoyable for me.

With you there. Nothing worse than burying his face in my shoulder and huffing and puffing then grunting.

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Reply #1389 on: October 22, 2021, 06:20:26 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on October 22, 2021, 01:39:00 PM
If he would have just done something different. Changed position, speed, angle, rythm.. anything, or at least friggin look at me so I can see your face. Let me know you're enjoying it. It's like all he did was stare down and watch what was happening below the waist.

Yes it was sex, and it felt good when we started, but after a while I was waiting for a little change, but it never came. He did though, so there's that at least. His groans and heavy breathing were more enjoyable than the actual sex. He also wore a condom so I didn't get to really feel it or see it when he did finish which is very enjoyable for me.

So disappointing! It's not information science, men! Enjoy her, explore her. Licking, sucking, and fingering is a lot of fun! Don't move on until she really wants you to move on. It's really that simple!

I can't tell you how many 40+ women I've dated who never had an orgasm during intercourse before they met me. More than five, and I haven't dated that many women. If a woman is reasonably well excited beforehand and you don't accidentally stand on her arm or something, it's a snap! I don't understand why so many men have a problem with this. We need better sex education, that's for sure.

I think a lot of guys are worried about their own performance/longevity during intercourse. If you please her, however everything else turns out, it won't matter! Or they're worried about their orgasm getting handled. If you please them, you'll get there 99% of the time. And even if you don't, you can walk away proud. That's more important! I've never felt a particular sense of accomplishment after cumming in a woman. Giving her an orgasm is always a special moment, however you accomplish or assist in that.


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Reply #1390 on: October 22, 2021, 06:46:36 PM
Couldn't agree more. Sex is for your partners pleasure. Yours is secondary.


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Reply #1391 on: October 22, 2021, 06:51:00 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on October 22, 2021, 01:39:00 PM
If he would have just done something different. Changed position, speed, angle, rythm.. anything, or at least friggin look at me so I can see your face. Let me know you're enjoying it. It's like all he did was stare down and watch what was happening below the waist.

That's so selfish, almost like he was treating you like a sex doll  :'(


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Reply #1392 on: October 22, 2021, 08:14:07 PM
Quote from: Clitical Thinking on October 22, 2021, 06:51:00 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on October 22, 2021, 01:39:00 PM
If he would have just done something different. Changed position, speed, angle, rythm.. anything, or at least friggin look at me so I can see your face. Let me know you're enjoying it. It's like all he did was stare down and watch what was happening below the waist.

That's so selfish, almost like he was treating you like a sex doll  :'(

Normally I dont mind that, kind of enjoy it, but that's usually when I've been with you for a while.

He had to drive me back to my hotel room and the conversation there was a little strained, or at least it was on my part. I truly believe he thought he was good. I'm not one to make the, "is that all?" Question, so maybe his other experiences were similar. I can't imagine a guy that looks as good as him isn't getting much.

He was more exciting and we had more foreplay on the dance floor and in the clubs, hallway than in the bedroom.


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Reply #1393 on: October 22, 2021, 11:40:23 PM
"Hey James, you know there's more to a good fucking than just pretending your churning butter with your dick?!"  :emot_laughing:


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Reply #1394 on: October 23, 2021, 12:05:46 AM
Quote from: Clitical Thinking on October 22, 2021, 11:40:23 PM
"Hey James, you know there's more to a good fucking than just pretending your churning butter with your dick?!"  :emot_laughing:

 :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:

That comparison got angled laugh out of me. Gonna have to wait till tomorrow for that Woo.


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Reply #1395 on: October 25, 2021, 06:22:04 PM
Well, I for one made sure Mrs JBRG's toes curled last night before I was at the end of my rope.  :aol_missionary:

It has been my personal philosophy to make love to (or fuck) my partner as if it's going to be the last time we ever do it. And because of that, I do my best to have her orgasm. It doesn't always work out that way, But I try my best.

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Reply #1396 on: October 27, 2021, 09:02:53 PM
Not me, and with my new job and recent break up, it makes me sad to think of how many more nights that might be true. However, porn and erotica never let me down, so there's that; just no cuddling.  Sad. lol


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Reply #1397 on: October 28, 2021, 01:37:47 PM
Quote from: RXthrills on October 27, 2021, 09:02:53 PM
Not me, and with my new job and recent break up, it makes me sad to think of how many more nights that might be true. However, porn and erotica never let me down, so there's that; just no cuddling.  Sad. lol

Take your laptop or ipad to bed with you, along with a towel.  Find a nice story from one of our authors and have a enjoyable O.   Take your time and enjoy it. 
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I LOVE cuddling.  It's my favorite, well next to smiling.  A full body pillow was my go to for most of my life. 

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Reply #1398 on: November 01, 2021, 09:48:46 AM
2:45 in the a.m., and I'm just getting home.

His name is Ryan, or Brian? Brady?... or maybe it's Nick...🤔

I'm just going to call him Shaver two, considering he spent a considerable amount of time with his head between my legs.

Wasn't the best, but still quite good, which means he's miles ahead of James.


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Reply #1399 on: November 01, 2021, 11:05:55 AM
Oh well... what's in a name. ;D

Maybe he just needs a bit of Shiela training. :emot_kiss:

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