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Reply #2060 on: October 18, 2022, 04:46:51 PM
Ronda!!!  Beautiful.



Slow cowgirl last night, because Dan is leaving for a week. 
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Reply #2061 on: October 18, 2022, 05:03:05 PM
WOO! Now, aren't you glad you didn't get that second afternoon delight?  I thought there would be a report this morning.

Dan gone a week. Well what a nice send off.

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Reply #2062 on: October 19, 2022, 10:42:06 AM

Nerja, just east of Malaga. Have been here almost every year at this time for the last 16 years. Have heard of the beauty of Mijas, but never visited. Competa is a lovely hill village not far away and Granada and the wonderful Alhambra are in easy reach. A little further away is Ronda perched on the edge of a gorge.


Ronda is where I heard about Mijas. A local suggested it.  My Russian beauty Lyudmila lives in Malaga.  I really should visit again.



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Reply #2063 on: October 19, 2022, 05:04:52 PM
He came by late evening and just wanted to see how I was doing. We talked but hadn't seen each other since friday. Long story short, we ended up in the bedroom with him on top of me grinding and pumping. Wasnt like last time where he had all his weight on me, but just enough that the pressure was right where it needed to be. Cant remember the last time I hit my O that fast. He only slowed to watch me squirm for a bit, and then he was back at it, same motion, same speed and I was just a few breaths out of my last one when the next tagged in. This time I had to push him off me. I do enjoy some.pleasure pain, but it got way uncomfortable way quick.

I didnt want him to go without, so I asked if he wanted to try a boob job. He just smiled and said hed love to. Something hes never done before. After I apologized for not being very big, I did my best to get him wrapped up. After a while felt he wasnt really into it, and asked he wanted me to suck on him. He just wanted to go back to having sex. He told me later that the boobjob was good, he just felt uncomfortable straddling me like that.

He went back to what he was doing before which brought on yet wonderful trip to happy land, and at that point I needed him out of me, yet he didn't seem that close to finishing, so my dirty talk went up a notch to quite vulgar. "Daddy" my have been thrown around a few time, and then told him I wanted him to cum on my face which seemed to be a trigger. He popped out climbed up on my bed and unloaded on my face. I only saw the first two shots, and then closed my eyes because I was launching ropes, and I didn't feel like dealing with that burn.

He looked so dominating, powerful, and sexy being over me like that doing his thing until he finished. Yes, he did get it in my hair, but I thought I kept my irritation under control, but evidence says otherwise.

Quick shower together and he stayed over until about 11. Had to work today, so he needed the sleep. Said he could stay the rest of the night, but he needed to get home to his baby girl.



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Reply #2064 on: October 19, 2022, 06:04:30 PM
Pardon the ignorance, but why were you upset for getting cum in your hair?

Wouldn't it be more logical to be pissed at hairdresses who charge 95 times what they charge a man?  ;D



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Reply #2065 on: October 19, 2022, 06:22:41 PM
Have you ever tried to get it out of the hair on your head? Dont know what it is, but when it hits water, it like a glob of epoxy. Wont let go. It resists shampoo, eats conditioner for breakfast, and just buries itself deeper in. Some may not mind washing it out and whatever, but for me, it just feels like it take forever to clear out.

My hairdresser gets paid for what she puts in. So no, I wont get mad for paying more for getting more. Plus since she is a friggin rockstar at it, I dont mind tipping her a ridiculous amount either



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Reply #2066 on: October 19, 2022, 06:28:54 PM
Pardon the ignorance, but why were you upset for getting cum in your hair?


Next handy you give yourself, catch it and then rub it in your hair.  Lemme know how it goes. 

Cum anywhere on me except the hair.  . 


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Reply #2067 on: October 19, 2022, 07:55:09 PM
Pardon the ignorance, but why were you upset for getting cum in your hair?


Next handy you give yourself, catch it and then rub it in your hair.  Lemme know how it goes. 

That could have worked 20 years ago, now not so much  ;D



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Reply #2068 on: October 19, 2022, 10:14:32 PM
Memory fails me, but there was a movie several years back. A guy beats off so he won't be over excited on his date. Some of his cum hits the edge of the sink.

Shortly after date arrives and uses the bathroom. Spots the goo on the sink and thinks it's hair gel. She uses it and her hair ends up standing straight up rest of the date.

Yes, can be like glue when mixed with water. :emot_laughing:

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Reply #2069 on: October 19, 2022, 10:16:34 PM
Cum is a great substitute for whenever you're out of super glue  :emot_laughing:

Well, maybe not so much in the middle of an arts and crafts project with other people around  :facepalm:



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Reply #2070 on: October 19, 2022, 10:17:42 PM
Memory fails me, but there was a movie several years back. A guy beats off so he won't be over excited on his date. Some of his cum hits the edge of the sink.

Shortly after date arrives and uses the bathroom. Spots the goo on the sink and thinks it's hair gel. She uses it and her hair ends up standing straight up rest of the date.

Yes, can be like glue when mixed with water. :emot_laughing:



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Reply #2071 on: October 19, 2022, 10:57:31 PM
Yes, yes! That's the movie. Funny as heck. :emot_laughing:

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Reply #2072 on: October 20, 2022, 12:33:14 AM
Carmen Diaz.

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Reply #2073 on: October 20, 2022, 02:50:07 AM
“We’ve got a bleeder!”


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Reply #2074 on: October 22, 2022, 08:00:12 AM
Guess!!  :emot_kiss:



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Reply #2075 on: October 22, 2022, 02:47:39 PM
I think you broke the Internet. This is, hands down, the most impossibly sexy thing anyone has done in KB history. You’ve raised the bar so high that, space exploration will be required of the next person who attempts to surpass it.  You are, by unanimous declaration, THE PERVERT OF THE CENTURY.

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Reply #2076 on: October 22, 2022, 03:57:29 PM
I couldn't stop watching. It was like I was mesmerized. That will be one for the KB history book. The energy displayed in that one minute left me exhausted. ;D :emot_kiss:

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Reply #2077 on: October 22, 2022, 05:08:59 PM
Guess!!  :emot_kiss:

Watching that, I'm honestly surprised he didn't cum so hard as to shoot you off into space. Or at least dislocate your Growler  :emot_laughing:



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Reply #2078 on: October 22, 2022, 07:10:35 PM
Guess!!  :emot_kiss:

Watching that, I'm honestly surprised he didn't cum so hard as to shoot you off into space. Or at least dislocate your Growler  :emot_laughing:

The way I was grinding on him I'm surprised I didnt dislocate his wonderful delicious dick.



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Reply #2079 on: October 23, 2022, 01:00:31 PM
Guess!!  :emot_kiss:

Watching that, I'm honestly surprised he didn't cum so hard as to shoot you off into space. Or at least dislocate your Growler  :emot_laughing:

The way I was grinding on him I'm surprised I didnt dislocate his wonderful delicious dick.


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