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Reply #2320 on: March 12, 2023, 09:49:26 PM
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Reply #2321 on: March 13, 2023, 05:24:24 PM
I havent had sex in a about three weeks, and then I read this... sweet f@#$ing god!!!

I took this to the bathroom at work and just got done masturbating to it!

So yay, Woo!


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Reply #2322 on: March 13, 2023, 08:31:27 PM
Woo to Jules. I cannot possibly compete with that.

I simply told Mrs JBRG that I wanted some skin-to-skin intimacy. So, while wearing my tight work out shorts, I came to her when she got out of the shower, turned her around so that she was facing me and began a bare chest to chest hug. I kissed her neck then said the shorts were going to stay on. It wasn't long before I was as hard as the concrete our house is made of. But, my intentions were to simply get some intimate contact. In short amount of time, she started pulling on my hips to maximize the contact of my groin to hers. When she slipped her hands into the back of my attire, I whispered into her ear, "Take them off". Once I was totally naked, we crawled onto the bed and it wasn't long until penetration began. Because of her age and hormonal changes, there hasn't been any "balls deep" on the first plunge in years. So it took a while until I was deep. Once all the way in, she grabbed my hips and just ground into me. She was using me as a fuck toy and I was more than OK with that. I wasn't expecting to get laid. When the time came (it took a while to get there) her orgasm was so strong that it triggered mine. I think she came twice - a short appetizer followed by a very fulfilling main course.

So, that was yesterday's nooner.

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Reply #2323 on: March 14, 2023, 01:11:40 AM
WOO! Jules left a tremendous account, granted.  I wish I could grant you and the Mrs. extra WOOs. I know from experience how rare and hard it can be for for those of a certain age to achieve intercourse to completion.

Thanks for an interesting and factual post.

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Reply #2324 on: March 15, 2023, 04:45:57 AM
Thanks for kind words and woos.

Dan was scolded a bit for the shaping down yonder - not so much for doing it, but for doing a poor job on it. 
I fixed things up.
He asked to watch and I thought I’d make a game out of it.  As I was doing it and he was watching, I kept making little comments about how turned on I was getting doing it. He was buying it hook line and sinker. I said , “God, this is making me so hot, I might have to masturbate.”  He was breathless and wide eyed. I said, “Do you mind? I just have to.”
“Play with your pussy Jules. This is so hot.”  I couldn’t take it anymore.
I said, “Men are so simple.”  Then stood up, went in the bathroom and cleaned up and got dressed. 
He was so pissed.  Hahaha.

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Reply #2325 on: March 15, 2023, 07:49:41 PM
Ahhh, the Sheriff knows when to tease. 


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Reply #2326 on: March 15, 2023, 08:33:55 PM
Woo to Jules. That's funny.


Mind you, if Mrs JBRG did something similar, I would be absolutely pissed off for the tease.

That is all.

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Reply #2327 on: March 16, 2023, 06:29:58 PM
Sure as hell not me!!
I wanted to, I was supposed to, but then we got into a god damned argument, and I went home. Was too angry to even get out my shower buddy!


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Reply #2328 on: March 16, 2023, 06:58:53 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on March 16, 2023, 06:29:58 PM
Sure as hell not me!!
I wanted to, I was supposed to, but then we got into a god damned argument, and I went home. Was too angry to even get out my shower buddy!

I see the problem -- you're supposed to do it BEFORE the fight  ;D

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Reply #2329 on: March 16, 2023, 08:46:06 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on March 16, 2023, 06:29:58 PM
Sure as hell not me!!
I wanted to, I was supposed to, but then we got into a god damned argument, and I went home. Was too angry to even get out my shower buddy!

Sincerely hope the make up sex is off the scale (and waiting to hear about it)  :emot_kiss:

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Reply #2330 on: March 16, 2023, 09:13:18 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on March 16, 2023, 06:29:58 PM
Sure as hell not me!!
I wanted to, I was supposed to, but then we got into a god damned argument, and I went home. Was too angry to even get out my shower buddy!

Really hard to stay mad after an orgasm. Not impossible, but hard :) Showerbuddy needs a second chance :)

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Reply #2331 on: March 17, 2023, 03:16:48 AM
My friend Barb did (no, not MissBarb), my real life friend.

We facetimed when Dan went to the campground gym.  She said she hasn't had so many orgasms in one night before, ever.

Her neighborhood had lost power and her new friend came over to get her to come to his house.  She refused, saying she wasn't ready for sleepovers.  They had yet to have sex. 
She started a fire and hung up some sheets in the doorways to the family rooe, thus keeping the heat somewhat contained to that room.  He helped her move a mattress down from the bedroom. 
As she's making the bed, she was thinking how romantic it was with the fire.  She excused herself and went back upstairs, and returned in her lingerie.   And...well...
Thats' all the detail I got too.
Their first time having sex together.  He really wowed her.
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Reply #2332 on: March 17, 2023, 03:41:18 AM
Well she's not a member here so I can't WOO her. So I WOOed you instead... just because I can. ;D :emot_kiss:

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Reply #2333 on: March 21, 2023, 11:09:07 PM
We are morning people - so last night is more AM night than PM night. We're both part of the over the hill gang, but we still do it at least 2x weekly and 4x is not that unusual.  Like most over the hillers we use toys for part of the fun. We were doing it the other day with her on top and she took a rabbit (~8") and slipped it down between my pelvic bone and her clit and it worked like magic.  She hasn't had a longer or stronger O in weeks. Looks to be a favored activity for the near future.  OH - and her getting off  brought me right along.

Speaking of activity - curious about what the guys use for ED.  I'm a tadalafil (Cialis) proponent.  Long acting - have had it help as long as 48 hours after taking it and no headache.  What do you guys use and why. 


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Reply #2334 on: March 22, 2023, 01:33:14 PM

We are staying in a campground just off I-75 in Kentucky, about an hour south of the Ohio line. 

Because we were driving most of the day, after eating leftovers from the night before, we went for a walk.  Along our walk, we passed by a pop up camper that caught my attention.  I have very good hearing and I thought I heard a moan.  Holding Dan's hand, I stopped and told him to be quiet.  Sure enough, there was some more sexual sounds. We stood and listened for a bit, looking around so we didn't get caught.  We heard her reach the finish line, but not him. 

I didn't get laid last night, but the couple in site 372 did. 

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Reply #2335 on: March 22, 2023, 01:47:44 PM
Love it. Love you.

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Reply #2336 on: March 22, 2023, 03:44:59 PM
Nothing in the rules about posting second hand sex. :emot_laughing:

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Reply #2337 on: March 23, 2023, 05:39:26 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on March 22, 2023, 01:33:14 PM

We are staying in a campground just off I-75 in Kentucky, about an hour south of the Ohio line. 

Because we were driving most of the day, after eating leftovers from the night before, we went for a walk.  Along our walk, we passed by a pop up camper that caught my attention.  I have very good hearing and I thought I heard a moan.  Holding Dan's hand, I stopped and told him to be quiet.  Sure enough, there was some more sexual sounds. We stood and listened for a bit, looking around so we didn't get caught.  We heard her reach the finish line, but not him. 

I didn't get laid last night, but the couple in site 372 did.

A woo for the couple in site 372 and MJ by proxy.


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Reply #2338 on: March 23, 2023, 06:06:32 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on March 23, 2023, 02:46:03 AM
...im getting laid tonight. 
I put on clean sheets.  Going to get them dirty and sleep in until noon.


We made an absolute mess of the fresh sheets.  I just took them off and put them in the wash.   They were not even on for 18 hours. 

Dan was a stud.   3 times for him.  He has only managed that one other time.

 

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Reply #2339 on: March 23, 2023, 06:53:54 PM
Been waiting for this post. Way to go Jules. No doubt your talents had much to do with Dan hitting the mark three times. ;D :emot_kiss:

Oh, and WOO.

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