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Reply #2340 on: March 25, 2023, 12:45:11 AM


Dan woke up 'frisky'.   I wasn't in the mood.  He seemed offended.  I was in the shower and he decided to join me (I was okay with this, buy I was not giving up the direct spray of the shower head).  I used my very soapy hands on him to get him to happy land.  For that he rewarded me with a very good breakfast.


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Reply #2341 on: March 25, 2023, 01:03:37 AM
Yay for getting back to fun on familiar stomping grounds.
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Reply #2342 on: March 25, 2023, 07:54:22 PM

Speaking of activity - curious about what the guys use for ED.  I'm a tadalafil (Cialis) proponent.  Long acting - have had it help as long as 48 hours after taking it and no headache.  What do you guys use and why.

What's ED? I joke with the Mrs about getting some Viagra or similar product and she just looks at me with the why do you want to waste money look. I don't need it, yet.

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Reply #2343 on: March 26, 2023, 07:27:08 PM
Finally.

Allan had left on a trip and was gone for little over a week, then my dad got sick and in the hospital, and then Allan made a few comments that didn't go over well with me, and there was some arguing, then ghosting, and then more arguing, and then I thought we were all but done when he left again on another trip. He came back Friday said asked if I was free to come over.

See what ruined my day. We had a long talk and ordered a pizza. Had a few drinks, but by the end of the night we were laughing and having a really good time. It got really late, and he looked exhausted. Gave him a kiss and said I'd be back Saturday evening, we can talk more if he wanted to.

I got there about 5:15, and I'd say I was naked and giving him a blowjob by 5:30. It wasnt a hungry I need this now type, but slow and deliberate. Lots of kissing and licking, and some sucking on his boys. I then made another attempt at a boobjob, just for his viewing pleasure. I dont think it went so well even though he said it was hot. I'm thinking he liked the view more than the feel, either way he seemed to like it. I went back to sucking and this time I put a little more into it using both hands, one on the shaft, one working his balls, and my mouth focusing on the head.

The sounds he was making made me want to keep going until he finished, but it's been almost a month, and I needed it. When I stopped, he smiled and told me had almost burst. I laughed and gave him a few more licks under the head before standing up and turning around.

I've ridden him and others on a sofa before, and i've done reverse cowgirl as well, but never standing, so I wanted to try it out. So starling his legs, and holding onto his knees, I started bouncing on him. Even thought if felt pretty good, it. Is. A. Workout. My legs were burning in no time at all. I would have stopped sooner, but he was playing with my ass so I just kept going.

It soon became more uncomfortable than pleasurable, I had to stop, and he was ready to take over. I bent over on the sofa, and he took me from behind. It wasnt a mad dash to pound town, but he took his time. It was the perfect match of rythm and speed, and to make things better he was back to pushing on my backdoor with his thumb. Just enough pressure to make me think it's going in, but not enough to actually do it. I was loving it.

I ended rubbing my clit while he kept going, and it wasn't long before my orgasm hit. As soon as it started he went all in and started grinding his hips. A few moments passed, and I started to settle, and that's when he he decided to go hard and heavy until he finished, and holy crap did he ever. It was a ridiculous how many times he shot. It seemed an unusually large amount he let go. He ended up finishing on my butt and back, and if I hadn't gotten up like a I did, it most likely would have hit my hair.

He helped clean me up, and then we sat and talked about how great it was and how much we both needed it. Here's hoping it isnt another month before we go again.



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Reply #2344 on: March 26, 2023, 08:35:36 PM
WOO #1915

Oh to be a fly on the newll
 So happy for you both.

Best wishes for your dad too.

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Reply #2345 on: March 27, 2023, 04:10:38 AM

I've ridden him and others on a sofa before, and i've done reverse cowgirl as well, but never standing, so I wanted to try it out. So starling his legs, and holding onto his knees, I started bouncing on him. Even thought if felt pretty good, it. Is. A. Workout. My legs were burning in no time at all. I would have stopped sooner, but he was playing with my ass so I just kept going.

It soon became more uncomfortable than pleasurable, I had to stop, and he was ready to take over.



It is a workout.  Thighs on fire, front and back. 
9 times out of 10, I end up turning around and straddling him face to face.  One of my favorite positions with Dan. I set the pace and it feels amazing. 

I can't abuse the woo button again on you.  But maybe me saying I love you will suffice for this beautiful post. 

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Reply #2346 on: March 27, 2023, 06:10:04 AM
It is a workout.  Thighs on fire, front and back. 
9 times out of 10, I end up turning around and straddling him face to face.  One of my favorite positions with Dan. I set the pace and it feels amazing. 

I can't abuse the woo button again on you.  But maybe me saying I love you will suffice for this beautiful post.

I was still feeling it this morning. I work my legs a lot when I go to the gym to keep them strong, but this was an endurance test that I failed miserably.

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Reply #2347 on: March 27, 2023, 06:53:05 AM
Well, this was not last night, but it was a few days ago. And instead of plain PIV fucking, it was more hand-in-vagina. And I almost made it to the wrist.

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Reply #2348 on: March 28, 2023, 08:07:42 PM
Her orgasm started, setting me off. When I started to cum in her, her gears shifted and it felt like she was trying to rip my dick off. And her cum went on for a while. I had gotten soft and she was still bucking and grinding on me, not wanting to let go of me.

Thankfully, despite the abuse taken by my dick, I woke up with morning wood this AM, confirming that there was no permanent damage.

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Reply #2349 on: March 29, 2023, 01:57:30 PM
Thankfully, despite the abuse taken by my dick, I woke up with morning wood this AM, confirming that there was no permanent damage.

Woo #215 JBRG

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Reply #2350 on: March 31, 2023, 04:06:38 PM
I was in my bedroom reading in my chair and Dan came in from the family room.  I told him to lock the door.  That is usually a signal that it's playtime.  He locked the door and I used my index finger to persuade him over to me. 

I sat forward in the chair and started undoing his belt.  i unbuckled his jeans and slid them down to mid thigh.  I did the same with his undies.  He was starting to harden. 

I hadn't had him in my mouth since my surgery. 

I kissed the tip of his head, then licked it.  He flinched in my hand.  I took the head in my mouth and hummed around it.  He put his hands to my head and held me gently. 

The blanket I had around me fell from my shoulder revealing the black lingerie I had on.  Seeing this he replied, "I'm sorry I kept you waiting."

I didn't answer and took all of him in my mouth and massaged the underside of his erection with my tnngue.  I began rocking back and forth on him.  The underside of his head touching my lips and I would rock forward until he reached the back of my mouth.  I fondled his balls. 

I continued doing this for a minute, then released him.  I looked up at him as I slid the straps of my teddy off my shoulders and lowered it, revealing my breasts. 

"When you cum on my face, hold my hair back," I told him. 

I took him back in my mouth and worked him in and out of my mouth.  He was telling me how wonderful it felt.  All at once, he gathered my hair and held it at the back of my head, he took a tiny step back, exiting from my mouth.   I was expecting it and closed my eyes, but it didn't come. 

"Stroke it," he said. 

 I wrapped my hand around his warm and saliva wet erection and caressid the length, letting it slide through my hand.   

"Okay babe," he warned me.  I closed my eyes and leaned to within an inch, aiming it my cheek. 

He grunted and I felt the warm fluid hit my cheek.  I quickly aimed it at the other cheek and I felt more.  I leaned forward, holding the head to my closed lips and the cum ran along the closed opening along both sides. 

I opened my mouth and took him in.  I bobbed on it for a moment to catch the last of him.

I leaned back and looked up at Dan.  I could feel it running down my cheek.  Using my index finger, I squeegeed it to my mouth, both sides of my cheek, licking it all up, licking my finger clean.

Dan retreated to the bathroom and got me a wet cloth.  The water had been cold and I wiped my face clean, the took his deflating penis and washed it. 

Taking the washcloth from my hand, he tossed it on the nightstand and helped me up.  He got on his knees and lowered my underwear.  The teddy still bunched around my midsection.  His face went to my sex.  I tried spreading my legs but it wasn't enough access. 

I suggested we get on the bed. 

"Sit in the chair," he countered.   Oh my, I always think this is too vulgar.  But I sat.  "I'm going to devour your pussy."  Dirty talk, ooh

Dan lifted my legs over the arms of the chairs and pulled my bum to the edge.  A leg slipped off.  He grabbed under both my knees and pushed my legs back.  So vulgar, but I forgot about that the moment his tongue touched me.  He told me to hold my legs back so that he could use his hands.  He held me open and licked at my folds, alternating between tenderly and roughly.  Two fingers entered me as he licked my clitoris.  "Tell me when you're close".  A minute later I told him.  His finger exited and he put one to my bum hole.  He worked it in slowly.  When he was fully in me, he concentrated on my clitoris.  I came hard.  Fighting to keep quiet with the two kids in the house.

15 minutes and two more O's later, I shed the teddy and we crawled into bed. 

His body cuddled  in tight against my backside, his strong arm around me, holding my breast, toying with my nipple, breathing softly in my ear, whispering that he loves me.  This is my favorite place in the whole world. 



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Reply #2351 on: March 31, 2023, 04:26:24 PM
In my mind I'm dumping a bucket of WOOs on you. WTF! I only get one for that graphic yet tender account between you and Dan. So sweet. :emot_kiss:

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Reply #2352 on: March 31, 2023, 07:41:19 PM
Whether was shit, but I was so excited to get to his house last night. He said he would come to my place, but it's a bit of a mess... I am a bit of a slob at times. Plus he has that magic chair. Got there had a few drinks, and some conversation and I told him I wanted to watch this Netflix show with him. Challenge was he had to watch it naked and not get an erection.

He rolled his eyes but stripped and got comfy. It too a big of time and a toy filled with peanut butter to get his dog to stay on her bed. I fully clothed sat down next to him, and we started the show. I'll be honest and paid very little attention to what was going on, because I was completely fixated on watching his dick move and... twitch... I guess I could say. It would start to chubb, and then relax. I started thinking he was taking this challenge serious.

I wasnt expecting to get turned on by this whole thing as much as I was. I thought it would be a good laugh and then good sex after, but the more I watched his dick move and grow and shrink and start to grow again, the hotter I got for him. I was squirming in my seat, my panties were soaked, my breathing was heavy, if I hadn't been wearing a bra, I'd have been poking through my shirt, and I just wanted him to fail so we could get to the good stuff. Well he noticed.

I looked up at his face, and he was watching me with this cocky little smirk on his arrogant handsome face. His smug little look pissed me off and made me crave him more at the same damn time. More importantly though his dick started standing up. Flattering in an odd way that after what we were watching he got hard by watching me. By this point I was conflicted on what I wanted more. My mouth in him or his on me.

I said "we need to 69" not something we usually do like ever, but I wanted his dick in my mouth, while "shutting him up", he wasnt saying anything, but that look on his face irritated me, and I figured shoving his face into my growler would somehow change his stance... teach him not to be so arrogant... look i was fucking horny as all hell and my brain wasn't being all logical and shit so dont judge my thought process or lack there of.

I did that awkward "lean back against the couch lift my ass so I could take my pants off" maneuver telling him I wanted to give and get oral but can't choose what I wanted more. As I tried to pull my feet free of my pants he stood and said he'll decide since he technically won the challenge... what?

Um you have an erection, you lose!!

Not from the show, outside interference.

He grabbed my pants from around my ankles, tugged, and nearly pulling me off the couch. I was laying the my ass almost hanging off the edge while he tossed them to the side, and got down on his knees spreading my legs apart. His mouth felt extra hot, and he was working that tongue like he was hangry. It was alive on me. He was moving it like he was writing a novel in cursive. Going from my clit wiggling back and forth down to my vag where he would slide it in and out as deep as he could go with it and then back up to my clit. It was like he was conducting an orchestra with his tongue and it was playing ALL the right notes. I had my feet on his back which always feels amazing as his body heat seems to warm everything up more, and my fingers in his hair. He has stubble on his cheeks that tickled and poked at the same time, but his mouth felt better than I had anticipated.

Clearly the smell of sex reached his dogs nose, and she was starting to walk around the room. Allan stopped and started to get up to put her in the spare bedroom were she has a bed food and water. Before he could say much or do anything I grabbed his head and pulled him on top of me and kissed him as deep as I could. His face was soaked, and I could taste and smell myself on him. His dick was rock hard and sandwiched between us. I wanted him to keep going, I wanted to return the favor, I wanted it all.

He pulled away breathing extra heavy and said he needed to get her in the room and he'd come back and finish. I got a little more comfortable on the couch, and started rubbing myself while he went to take care of things, but as he came back I watched his hard dick bouncing around, I didn't want anything but for him to fuck me. He got between my legs and leaned down for another kiss, I grabbed his dick and said I wanted it between kisses.

He grabbed behind my knees, lifted my legs. I still had my hand on him or at least my fingers when he brought himself close and I guided him inside. That sweet pressure and stretch from him sliding into me was absolute heaven. I made a noise that he chuckled at, because it sounded like "a cute whimpering moan".

He was leaning back holding my legs and thrusting while I arched him and rubbed my button. It wasn't long before I had my orgasm and ended up making a small mess of his couch. Whenever I'm done riding my waves and I open my eyes, I love seeing him smiling and watching me. He let my legs go and leaned down and kissed me. He awkwardly wrapped me in a hug and lifted. I helped him up and we changed positions so I was sitting in his lap wr almost made it with him staying inside me but he popped out when he went to ait back and my leg was in an odd spot. I almost suggested to move to his chair, but I was way to comfy once I settled back into his lap.

It was out normal routine from this point forward with me switching between bouncing and grinding. I was getting close to my next orgasm when he said he was getting ready to pop. I picked up the pace until I felt him let loose. I sat all the way down on him and felt evey bit of it while watching him. He grabbed my ass really hard and leaned his head back. He was doing these tiny little thrusts while he filled me up with that sweet heat. The only thing that would have made it better is if I had a second orgasm during, but it was so wonderful just as it was.

I got off of him leaving a messy trail on his lap and couch. He went to go get some towels while I cleaned myself with some Kleenex he had nearby. He cleaned the best he could and we decided to climb in the shower. I made sure to tell him that with each step I took more of him was sliding out of me and down my legs. I was trying to get him to play around a bit more, because I was really close to that second orgasm, but we both needed to get up early for work and he was looking quite tired.

We did however have some more fun in the morning.



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Reply #2353 on: March 31, 2023, 07:55:29 PM
Sigh. I probably shouldn't read this thread in the middle of the grocery store  :facepalm:

On the other hand, if I'm ever stranded on a boat and need an oar  :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:

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Reply #2354 on: March 31, 2023, 08:32:19 PM
He was moving it like he was writing a novel in cursive.

I think that technique for cunnilingus was made famous by a book called the Joy of Sex in the 1970s. Showing my age here. But that was a very popular thing to do back in the day. Spelling the alphabet in cursive on her pussy with your tongue.

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Reply #2355 on: March 31, 2023, 09:16:46 PM
I've had guys tell me that they write out their names before. One guy said he read it in a men's magazine. Probably referencing your book. Either way I was quite grateful for it.



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Reply #2356 on: March 31, 2023, 10:23:43 PM
You and Jules posting hot stories on the same day. How much can one old man be expected to take.

Such a graphic account. Naturally I gave you a WOO. :emot_kiss:

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Reply #2357 on: April 01, 2023, 05:57:47 AM
I've had guys tell me that they write out their names before. One guy said he read it in a men's magazine. Probably referencing your book. Either way I was quite grateful for it.

I just told Dan this, like it would be some huge discovery for him.  He says,, " I was writing war and Peace while I licked you last night.  "

Who knew this was a thing.  #whatI learnedToday

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Reply #2358 on: April 01, 2023, 02:03:33 PM
"War and Peace"... WOW!

Guys have been passing this on for ages. I first heard about doing the alphabet back in the 1960s when I was in the Army. Yeah, we had a lot of dead time.of just sitting around. :emot_laughing:

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Reply #2359 on: April 01, 2023, 03:13:09 PM
"War and Peace"... WOW!

Guys have been passing this on for ages. I first heard about doing the alphabet back in the 1960s when I was in the Army. Yeah, we had a lot of dead time.of just sitting around. :emot_laughing:

Wow as well. Never heard of this; I will report back on how Mrs Obi reacts to this technique.


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