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Reply #2440 on: July 12, 2023, 05:59:49 PM
It’s fine. Just post it. The story codes that should never be used are underaged, non-consent, rape, incest, beastiality. Consensual BDSM is a gray area.

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Reply #2441 on: July 13, 2023, 06:20:08 AM
I did.  Recovering now.    I might ywrite about it, I might not.  Im just really tired right now

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Reply #2442 on: July 13, 2023, 09:07:47 AM
I did.  Recovering now.    I might ywrite about it, I might not.  Im just really tired right now

Now that is a yes! Half conscious and half coherent. Someone got done right and proper!

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Reply #2443 on: July 13, 2023, 03:04:42 PM
I did.  Recovering now.    I might ywrite about it, I might not.  Im just really tired right now
Good to hear Dan's not lost his edge on your extended Vaca. Nice to see you Jules and hope you're having a relaxing time up north.

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Reply #2444 on: July 24, 2023, 03:56:38 PM
So my dad has quite a bit of land, and on that land he dug a pond shortly having getting it from my Grandpa. Over the years, he stocked it with fish and my family goes over to fish all the time. Allan isn’t all about fishing, but his dad is so after some chatting, so on Saturday he came with us to visit and fish with my dad. They seemed to get along very well and we all had an pretty good time. I drank a bit too much and Allan wasn’t all that good to drive either. He said he could, but I wanted to spend the night there. I hadn’t done it in a while and I missed it.

It was about 10 pm when we went to bed and I was playfully acting like a girl who snick her boyfriend into her bedroom. “ssh, you have to be quiet or you’ll wake my dad.” “I can’t believe you snuck over to see me.” “you’ll have to jump out the window if he wakes up.” I was having a really good time with it, and it was really getting me going. Allan seemed to think it silly, but he indulged me anyways. However, he got way more into it when I started sucking his dick.

He would moan and groan, and I’d take his dick out of my mouth and press it to my lips and shush him. I’d smile and then lick him from balls to head and start sucking again. I very much wanted more, but I was loving hearing him breath deep, moan and the way he would occasionally thrust forward. I’d look up at him and we’d make eye contact and I’d have the instant desire to try and deep throat him. Obviously I lack any real talent for it, but I’d go until I gagged. He was moan and I’d giggle and then shush him again going back it. After a while I was so into my little fantasy that he almost let go in my mouth before we did anything else, and there was much more that I wanted to do. Much much more!

We stopped and he wanted to undress me, but I stopped him and said I wanted to go outside. I took my shorts off and top revealing the bikini beneath it. We didn’t slip out the window like I had pictured in my head, but we were quiet when we went out back and took that stroll down to the water. It was cooler than I’d prefer and a slight drizzle, but I wanted this so bad I was stopping now. He stripped to his boxers and followed me into the cold water. It always so cute watching a guy wade into water and then builds himself up just before he goes waist deep. I was standing chest deep and when he got to me, I reached out and held him asking if that helped warm it up.

After some banter and kissing I swam out to the raft my dad had built using four large blue plastic barrel and anchored in place. He made it for me knowing how much I love swimming and getting some sun. Allan isn’t the best swimmer but we were on the raft quick enough and I was warming him up with my mouth. I wasn’t going as I was back in my bedroom, but I was just as thrilled to be out where we were. It was on my list of where I wanted to do it for quite a long time.
When he was all set I climbed on top of him, simply slipped my bikini bottoms to the side and slid down on him. It was as good as I hoped even though In my head I could see stars but being in the light rain was a good alternative. I kept getting chills and shivers because of the cold air and his hands seemed surprisingly warm. Every so often he would pull me down so he could lick and suck on my nipples and thrust up, and then I’d lean back and grind on him. It took some time but I got the sweet spot going and rode him to ecstasy.

I got back into motion but he wanted to take me from behind, so I went to hands and knees. He pulled my bottoms way over to the side and then said it was starting to chafe him. He kept giving me more chills when he would slide his hands up my back and then back down to my hips. There was one time when he grabbed my up by my ribs and went pretty hard. It was weird simply because it kind of tickled and was very distracting. This was about him now though so it kept my shit together and let him do as he pleased.
I love it when he cums inside me.

We laid on the raft for a bit chatting. I thanked him for indulging me on this tiny adventure/fantasy, he told me any time,  and then he said he just wanted to go back inside and get some sleep, we slipped into the water and swam back. He gathered his clothes and we went inside and went to bed.

Next morning while enjoying coffee my dad told me about a dream he had where he saw a bunch of trespassers skinning dipping in the pond.

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Reply #2445 on: July 26, 2023, 06:50:25 PM
You sexy bitch!   I loved hearing the fun you had.  Woo 2331

I guess I'll share a bit of outdoorsy fun.

 I got laid for my birthday back at the beginning of the month.  :).  In the morning, I gave him a handy to empty him, knowing he would last much longer that night.  We wanted a campfire, but Ontario had province wide restrictions on them due to the forest fires in Canada.  So as we played Scrabble, and the girls went out to the tent..  After one of my turns, I got up and got a viagra for him.   "Whether you need it or not, take it, I want you hard tonight."  With a smile, he swallowed it down.   30 minutes later he was standing at the side of the bed holding my legs up in a 'V' pattern, going teasingly slow.  We changed positions about 4 times, each time leaving him in control.  I had my happy moments, but I wanted it hard, and he was not complying.  I had him lay on his back and I went cowgirl.  I didn't care how much the RV seemed to rock.  My butt cheeks were making slapping sounds on his thighs. After my next O, I got off him, took him in my mouth and finished him with my hand.  He lasted forever.  Then to clean up, we wrapped ourselves in towels and snuck out to Lake Superiror at 4 am.  I think it was 60 degrees in the water.

A few days later we were on a hike.  The little one was at the camper.  We were on a remote trail along the shoreline of Superior.  We came around a rock and I stopped dead in my tracks.  A boy was laying on the rocks, his girlfriend in cowgirl.  Other than his pants around his knees, and her shorts laying next to them, they were clothed.   We snuck back out, continuing down the trail.  The shoreline was riddled with huge rocks and we soon came upon our own little private spot.  I sat on a rock and told him to get his dick out.   It took a minute for him to get hard.  I, like you S, am not at all good at throating him, but I tried, gagging a few times.  He enjoyed my attempts.The byproduct was I was overproducing saliva and it was running down my chin.  As he came, I took him as deep as I could and the head pulsed in the opening of my throat, but I didn't choke or cough.  When I took him from my mouth, I turned and the boy and girl from earlier were sitting about 40 feet away,   We made eye contact and they walked away. Dan said they had been there for a few minutes. 
When we got back to the car, there was a heart drawn in the dirt of the back window along with "xoxo, fun to watch"
On the way back to the campground we stopped for ice cream.  When wer were handed our cones, we walked around back to where the picnic tables looked out over the lake.  The boy and girl were there and invited us to sit with them.  Dan made small talk with them, neither mentioning earlier.

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Reply #2446 on: July 26, 2023, 08:10:49 PM
WOO #2332 Shiela. What a great idea for living out a fantasy. You the cute little girl sneaking tne boyfriend in.
Well written and held my attention. The kicker at the end topped off the story so well.

Guess I have to give your dad a WOO for being so cool about it. ;D :emot_kiss:

I still have Jules adventures to catch up on. Gotta VA appointment to get to first.

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Reply #2447 on: July 26, 2023, 09:14:05 PM
#1598 for Jules. Glad you're keeping active even with the little one along. Um she's probably not too little anymore.
Wish would have spen more time on the North Shore. You drove by so much
 Next time check with travel agent Bob. :emot_kiss:

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Reply #2448 on: July 27, 2023, 05:28:58 PM
Proud to provide Madame Sheriff with #1600.  Made my day  :emot_kiss:


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Reply #2449 on: July 27, 2023, 05:33:35 PM
In the morning, I gave him a handy to empty him, knowing he would last much longer that night. 

Totally off topic - my german acquaintances refer to a mobile/cell phone phone as a "handy". At least that's what I think they mean.  :-[


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Reply #2450 on: July 27, 2023, 06:23:09 PM
Oh wow!! Watching and then being watched!! I want to go hiking so bad right now!! Ok, maybe not go hiking, but I would very much enjoy watching you and Dan "hike".

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Reply #2451 on: July 27, 2023, 07:43:11 PM

Oh wow!! Watching and then being watched!! I want to go hiking so bad right now!! Ok, maybe not go hiking, but I would very much enjoy watching you and Dan "hike".

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Me, too.

While neither of those sexual acts appeals to me, I would have LOVED to watch, especially the second one.





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Reply #2452 on: July 28, 2023, 05:02:02 PM
Whilst out walking I have stumbled upon one couple making the beast with two backs and one couple in the cowgirl position.  A third time was a young couple having a knee trembler behind a pedestrian bridge support, not very well obscured from slow moving traffic (they weren't the reason the traffic was slow moving)  :emot_weird:


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Reply #2453 on: August 05, 2023, 09:21:22 PM
Was a game night for Allan, and I wasn't really needing the D at the time, and we had that chat about messing around while hes playing his game, so I just busied myself with watching Netflix on his tablet and showering his baby girl with all kinds of love.

I was catching his sideways glances and smiles whenever he wasn’t focused on the game. These looks and the memory of that fantastic night were causing my wants to grow quite quickly. I blew him a few kisses and then tried to just focus on the show I was watching. At one point I looked over and saw him rubbing himself through his shorts while staring at me. That ignited the fire to an instant roar.

A quick run to the kitchen to get Remmi a greeny treat and I was bottomless when I re-entered the room. He was a bit surprised I went to that level so quickly with him saying “Thought we’d tease each other a little more.”

“Who said I wasn’t going to" I said back and made my way back to the sofa where I made myself comfortable with my legs open and the growler facing him. Slow low friction circles were perfect for the situation. Teasing myself as much as I was teasing him. The spot in my pelvis aching for that stretch. Until that happened I was very much enjoying my view of him rubbing himself. He was still in his shorts, and his next match started so he was back looking at the tv.

You’d think I’d be insulted, but I knew what he was thinking, so if he wasn’t seeing me, I’ll make damn sure he hears me. The moaning was real, but the volume was exaggerated for his listening pleasure. The circles got faster and much more intense.

Match over and he took his shorts off showing my gorgeous dick if his and I wanted it so bad. I was fixated on it. He looks so delicious stroking himself. Staring right at me watching me watch him. I blew him a few kisses and next thing I new his next matched started. It took all my willpower not to go to him and take him in my mouth while he played. But we have rules now, so I’ll suck on my fingers and keep rubbing myself.

Match over he told his game buddies, “gotta take a break, she’s begging for it.”

Surprised he announced it like that I quickly stopped caring when he got up and made his way to me. He knelt in front of me and was about to start going down on me, but I forcefully patted the top of his head and told him “There’s no time for that nonsense, just hurry and fuck me.”

I was so worked up for this moment he had no problem getting himself slicked up so he could slide all in. He grabbed the my hip and started going all out. It wasn’t a hard thrust but it was a quick. A let’s get this done pace. He wasn’t negligence towards my pleasures though. He put one thumb to work on my clit. Every thrust was a bump and rub, bump and rub. I did however have to grab the wrist of his free hand and guide it to my breast. I could do it myself, but I like when he really focuses on multitasking.

I knew he wouldn’t be able to keep that up for long and even though I hadn’t gotten mine, I just wanted to see that pleasure spread across his handsome face. Watch his chest rise and fall when he was crossing that line, and when it finally happened it was so very satisfying.



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Reply #2454 on: August 06, 2023, 12:11:42 AM
OK! That brings you to #2338 for WOOs. Don't know how Allen could even concentrate on those last couple games once you started. And the dog, you were able to buy her off with only one treat. She must be an easy pup.

Sometimes I wish you could get Allen to join here so we could get accounts from both of you.  ;D :emot_kiss:

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Reply #2455 on: August 06, 2023, 08:03:28 PM
And #2340  :emot_kiss:

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Reply #2456 on: August 06, 2023, 09:08:37 PM

And #2340  :emot_kiss:


For the record, #2339 was me.





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Reply #2457 on: August 07, 2023, 04:48:28 PM
I have no idea what time it was, but I was awoken by a wandering hand. I was laying on my right side facing away from him and his fingers were snaking their way into my panties. I rolled over onto my back smiled through sleepy blurry eyes and said something about him wanting a late night snack. He kissed me and then pushed my sleeping shirt up to my chin exposing my boobs and I instantly felt his warm mouth on my nipple. He pulled bal the covers and then put his hand back into my panties and start sliding his finger around my growler.

After a stretch that forced my breast into his mouth making it harder to finish the stretch, opened my legs giving more of his hand access. I also began fishing around at his boxer briefs trying to get him out through the hole in the front. Something about the idea of a guy sticking out through it is a weird turn on for me. Like when a guy sticks it out through the leg of his shorts. Why it turns me on, I dont know, but it's like an ease of access thing. This however was proving to be more difficult. He switch beasts bringing him closer even with that I couldnt and just gave up and reached in through the top. No surprise he was raging already. Since how we were laying I couldnt really stroke him, so I just fonded the head and slid my fingers around him as best I could.  His dick was so friggin hot to the touch I dont know how he could stand it.

Between having his dick in my hand and his fingers playing twister inside me, and the fact I hadn't gotten mine last time, I wanted it bad. I whispered how bad I want him. He rolled over and slid his shorts off while I removed my panties. He then went I to the bedside drawer and pulled out that vibe he bought, and went down town. I wanted him so bad, but the excitement of the vibe forced my mouth shut. Ignoring the worry about... "growler morning breath" I waited for the humming to hit home. He hit the target straight away making my entire body jump and shiver. I almost knocked the toy out of his fingers with a subconscious swipe at it. Oops, sorry. Brace for impact and he put it back, and his mouth followed. It was amazing feeling his tongue slide between me and the toy. His tongue carried over some of the vibration, but added a very pleasant pulling to the intensity. I was rocking my hips into his face and wishing he could fold in half so he could fuck me while he worked tongue and toy. When my O hit, it was like the bed fell out from under me and I locked up.

I pulled his hair and then his face up to mine. His short beard was soaked and his mouth tasted heavily of me. I could tell he was jerking off while we kissed.

"Fucking amazing" I said to him and raised my hips to him. A non verbal way of saying, stop using your hand and use me.

He sat back, hooked my legs under his arms and lifted my feet to the stars and onto his shoulders. He rubbed the head against me a few times and then worked himself in. After a few thrusts I rolled my head to the left and opened my eyes and found the recently discarded toy. I snatched it up quick as lightning and fired it up. I cant even begin to describe how it felt because I hit another orgasm in record time. My legs snapping shut, I literally forced him out, and im.pretty sure the toy exploded.

I know my body was going through some intense sensations, but I couldnt really tell you what it was because I swear to whatever god you believe in, my soul left my body behind to go dance in soft pillowy clouds of frozen fire.

When he universe settled back down from chaos, I opened my eyes again, I was on my side in the fetal position. He had his hand on my back and smiling at me. All I could do was look at him and laugh. He made a comment about having brought a pretty good toy, but I told him the toy is good, but it was him with the toy that made it great. Without him, it's just moving plastic.

I asked he give me a few seconds before we do anything else which he was happy to give me. I closed my eyes and laid my head down enjoying my calm. I soon worried I'd fall asleep if I stayed like that, so I waved at him with and let him know I was ready. Before I could roll onto my back he slid up to me keeping me in the fetal position. He tucked his leg behind my knees and guided himself in. Truth be told, I was a little premature on saying I was ready, and I was very sensitive, but I do live the position, the depth of doggie but he can play with my breasts while kissing me. As much as I love this, I was achingly sensitive and I had had enough.

Bring on the dirty tal, so in between kisses I'd moan and say things like. "Oh fuck yes, cum for me babe", "Give it too me", "I wanna feel it all"

The kisses get further apart and then stop altogether. He grabs my hips and heads on into pound town. It's not the best place to be for me at the moment, but it gets him to pleasure city quicker, and when he gets there he leaned down and kissed me some more. Withbhis weight on me, and breathing heavy against my mouth, I could feel him flooding me. I was in paradise.

After getting back into our underwear, he crawled back over to his spot, while I got to and grabbed a towel from the bathroom. Laid it down, crawled back into bed. He called remmi back who jumped up and started sniffing around for what seemed forever before finally laying down over his feet. I settled in, and started my sleep routine. He was snoring within seconds and next thing I knew it was morning. He was up getting ready for work and I silently cursed him. What was amazing last night makes for quite the uncomfortable mess in the morning. He's lucky he's so god damned sexy, funny, and such a good lay, not to mention he puts a cup of coffee next to me for when I wake up. I'll let it slide this time.😘



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Reply #2458 on: August 07, 2023, 05:10:54 PM
#2341...No doubt more to come from others. Maybe you need your own blog for the these tales of passion.

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Reply #2459 on: August 07, 2023, 05:23:38 PM
How can I not give Shiela #2342 and Allan #19678256


Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about