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Reply #140 on: August 10, 2016, 06:10:00 PM
Hold hands with her.  Not just in the beginning, but throughout your relationship.   In public.  In private.  In front of your friends.  Definitely in front of her friends.  In the car.  At the movies.   Whenever you get the chance.  It sends a strong message to her and everyone else.   Don't make her be the one to initiate it.   You do it.

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Reply #141 on: August 11, 2016, 05:48:12 AM
Yes! Hold hands! Seek physical contact of the most mundane and innocent type. That let's her know you see her, not as a sexual object, but as a person your want to be intimate with. Intimacy is more than sex.

And when she feels that intimacy she will want sex with you. It works for me, giving and receiving.

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Reply #142 on: August 15, 2016, 04:38:12 PM
Hold hands with her.  Not just in the beginning, but throughout your relationship.   In public.  In private.  In front of your friends.  Definitely in front of her friends.  In the car.  At the movies.   Whenever you get the chance.  It sends a strong message to her and everyone else.   Don't make her be the one to initiate it.   You do it.

After 20 years together, we still hold hands. Every now and then, though, it feels weird because she's on the wrong side. We typically walk with her on my left. All is well with the hand holding. When she's on my right, the hand holding feels strange. Almost like I'm with another woman  ;D

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Reply #143 on: August 15, 2016, 10:29:49 PM
Also use your non-dominant hand while wearing a woman's watch.



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Reply #144 on: August 16, 2016, 06:51:49 PM
When she's on my right, the hand holding feels strange. Almost like I'm with another woman  ;D

You don't even have to give yourself "the Stranger."

The Stranger

The act of sitting on one's hand for 20 minutes to make it go numb, and proceeding to jerk off with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from someone else.

I gave myself the stranger many times in college.

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Also use your non-dominant hand while wearing a woman's watch.


You two are screwballs.     ;)   But it gave me a much needed laugh.

Maybe you should just meet up and give each other a helping hand.


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Reply #145 on: August 17, 2016, 03:34:38 AM
Let her pick the movie. Yeah, it's probably going to be a crappy sappy chick flick, but your chances of getting laid will go up. Especially if you can remember the part she talks about during the ride home.



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Reply #146 on: September 20, 2016, 04:35:02 PM
Surprise her with a note in the postal mail (have your dad show you how to address an envelope).    
Get as personal or as sappy as you want, depending on where you two are at in the relationship.   It can be as short or as long as you'd like, it doesn't matter.   That you took the time to do it is all that matters to her.    
Include something small in the envelope, like an old photo of you from your childhood.   She will likely cherish it.  
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Reply #147 on: October 14, 2016, 03:16:48 AM
Be protective of your friends that are girls, especially those without a boyfriend.   They will greatly appreciate knowing they have someone that is concerned about them.   They'll look up to you in a way, and respect you greater for it.

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Reply #148 on: November 08, 2016, 09:40:17 PM
I feel like I've said this before..............

Compliment her.   Complimenting her in front of other people equals bonus points in her eyes.

Make her smile.    Let your guard down and act silly with her (but not too often).   She will enjoy those moments.

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Reply #149 on: November 10, 2016, 11:03:47 AM
Don't expect her to stay the same, let her grow and grow with her.



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Reply #150 on: November 10, 2016, 04:40:18 PM
Don't change your name to a dead gorillas.

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Reply #151 on: November 13, 2016, 12:29:49 PM
Don't listen to your grandparents when they tell you sex, drugs and rock and roll are bad for you  ;D

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Reply #152 on: November 13, 2016, 03:33:36 PM
Don't listen to your grandparents when they tell you sex, drugs and rock and roll are bad for you  ;D

I'll high five you and Woo you on that one.    hahaha     But Toe's parental instincts might prevent him from telling his boys that. 

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Reply #153 on: November 13, 2016, 06:13:16 PM
Actually, nowadays a teenagers own parents might tell him sex, drugs & Rock 'N Roll are bad while the grandparents sneak the kiddies to the KISS concert...

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Reply #154 on: November 17, 2016, 07:25:09 PM
Actually, nowadays a teenagers own parents might tell him sex, drugs & Rock 'N Roll are bad while the grandparents sneak the kiddies to the KISS concert...

Too true, GG  ;D

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Reply #155 on: November 17, 2016, 08:03:02 PM
Granddad be sporting the leather and driving the '70s Camaro... ;-)

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Reply #156 on: November 18, 2016, 06:43:40 PM
This grandpa sports the protective gear and rides a sport touring motorcycle.

And I would be the first in line to get tickets if the grandkids were in town to see KISS. It would only be my 5th time.

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Reply #157 on: January 13, 2017, 04:04:49 PM
If you're going to leave a relationship, don't just up and leave.    Give an explanation as to what happened.

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Reply #158 on: January 13, 2017, 06:58:21 PM
Don't lead someone on, especially if it only benefits you. Be an adult. You were raised better than that.

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Reply #159 on: January 13, 2017, 10:27:00 PM
If you're going to leave a relationship, don't just up and leave.    Give an explanation as to what happened.

And show some class.  No need to go spreading rumors or posting private pictures online.  That type of behavior hurts everyone involved!